Showing posts with label Husband Wife Jokes SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Husband Wife Jokes SMS. Show all posts

Sunday, 27 August 2017

Vaastu Shastra

Husband : मेरी बीवी Vastu-Shastra पर बहुत ही ज्यादा विश्वास करती है !

Friend : Great, क्या वो उसका उपयोग भी करती है?

Husband : Oh-Yeah !!...जब हमारा झगड़ा होता है तब, वो कोई भी  'Vastu' उठा लेती है और फिर उसका उपयोग 'Shastra' की तरह करती है...!

😄😄😧😳😂😂😂😂😳😳

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एक महिला ने एक दिन अपने पति का मोबाइल चेक किया तो.....

उसमें कुछ नंबर कुछ अलग ही ढंग से  Save किये हुए थे जैसे :-

आँखों का इलाज
होंठों का इलाज
दिल का इलाज

पत्नी ने गुस्से में अपना नंबर डायल किया.....
नाम आया

*ला-इलाज*

😆😆😆😆😆👍👍

Naukar hu

*मालकिन:* यू डफ़र, एक भी काम ढंग से नहीं करता बतमीज़!

*नौकर:* मैडम सलीके से बात कीजिए मैं आपका नौकर हूँ,



शौहर नहीं! 😜😄😂

What are you doing today?

Wife to husband: "What are you doing today?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "But you did that yesterday also."
Husband: "I could not finish it!!"
😂

मुसीबत का सामना करो

पत्नि मायके से वापिस आयी ...... 😊 😊
पति दरवाजा खोलते हुये जोर जोर से हसने लगा😂😂😂

पत्नि,,, ऐसे क्यो हसं रहे हो .....?? 😯,,!!!!
पति--- गुरूजी ने कहा था कि जब भी मुसीबत सामने आये उसका सामना हंसते हुए करो

😮😮😜😜😜

Sunday, 31 August 2014

Santa Banta Jokes Sms: Khane me kya bana hai

Santa Ka Wife se Jhagda ho Gaya
Santa Ghar Se Chala Gaya
Santa Ne Raat Ko Ghar Pe Phone Kiya
Aour Wife Se Poocha: Khaane Me Kya Bana Hai?
Wife: Zahar
Santa: Mujhe Aane Me Der Ho Jayegi Tum Khakar So Jana!

Saturday, 2 May 2009

The Meaning Of WIFE

Husband Asks Wife...
"Do You Know The Meaning Of WIFE?"
It Means "Without Information Fighting Every Time"
Wife Says " NO It Means - With Idiot For Ever"

Saturday, 21 March 2009

Two Tyres Of A Vehicle

Husband And Wife Are Like
Two Tyres Of A Vehicle.
If One Tyre Punctures
Vehicle Can't Move Further
Therefore Intelligent People
Always Keep A Stepney.

Friday, 20 March 2009

My Wife Is Going To Jump Out

Husband To Hotel Manager
"Come Fast! My Wife Is
Going To Jump Out Of The
Window And Committing Suicide"
Manager: But What Can I Do?
Husband: Oye Idiot!! The Window
Is Not Opening!!!

Saturday, 15 November 2008

Husband To Buy Her A New Car

Wife Hints Her Husband To Buy Her A New Car
"Darling Can You Gift Me Something
That Goes 0 To 80 in 3 Seconds When I Am On It?
Santa Gifted Her A Weighing Machine

Sunday, 12 October 2008

A Man Who Surrender When He Is Wrong Is HONEST

A Man Who Surrenders When He Is Wrong Is HONEST,
When A Man Surrenders When He Is Not Sure Is WISE,
A Man Who Surrenders When He Is Right Is HUSBAND.

Sunday, 7 September 2008

Wife: Wo Saamne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho

Wife: Wo Saamne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho?
Maine Use Das Saal Pehle Shaadi
Ke Liye Mana Kiya Tha....
Husband: Tabhi To Aajtak
Wo Uska Jashn Mana Raha Hai....!

Tuesday, 17 June 2008

A Dying Husband Said To His Wife:
Dear! Our Fourth Son Always Looked Different From Others,
Did He Have A Different Father?
Wife: Yes..
Husband: Who?
Wife: You.

Sunday, 15 June 2008

Patni: Agar MainGhar Cchodkar Bhag Gayi

Patni: Agar MainGhar Cchodkar
Bhag Gayi To Kya Karoge?
Pati: Paper Me Ad Dunga
Patni (Khush Hote Hu): Kya Likhoge?
Pati: Jahan Raho Khush Raho!

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