Santa Banta Jokes Sms: Khane me kya bana hai

Santa Ka Wife se Jhagda ho Gaya
Santa Ghar Se Chala Gaya
Santa Ne Raat Ko Ghar Pe Phone Kiya
Aour Wife Se Poocha: Khaane Me Kya Bana Hai?
Wife: Zahar
Santa: Mujhe Aane Me Der Ho Jayegi Tum Khakar So Jana!

Santa Banta: Dettol Soap Hai

Santa dukandaar se: Lala ji Dettol soap hai?
Dukandaar: Haan Hai
Santa: Achha wala dettol Hai?
Dukandaar: Haan hai... doon?
Santa: Badhiya Quality ka hai?
Dukandaar: Haan Bhai Hai, Kitne doon
Santa: Lala ji dettol se haath dho kar ek kilo atta de do!!

My Wife in Bathtub

Santa: My Wife Is Afraid Of Water
Banta: How Do You Know?
Santa: Last Night When I Returned Home Early
I Saw My Wife in Bathtub
With My Security Guard