Gamo Ki Vidai Kar Do - Christmas Offer

Aakhon Se Ansuon Ki Judai Kar Do
Dil Se Gamon Ki Vidai Kar Do,
Agar Dil Na Lage Kahin To
Aa Jaao Mere Ghar Ki Safai Kar Do.
Offer Chtistmas Tak Valid Hai!!

Boss Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka

EK Monkey Mere Paas Aya Aur
Mujhse Poochha " Batao Kisko Pareshaan
Karna Hai?? Maine Apka Naam Bataya To
Usne Mujhe Ek Chanta Mara Aur Bola....
"MERE BOSS SE PANGA NAHI LENE KA..KYA!!!"

If You Feel Sad And Lonely

Whenever In Your Life
If You Feel Sad And Lonely...
I Will Hold Your Hand And
Take You For A Walk On Bridge

And Show You Where To Jump From!

Give You A Shower

I Am A Dog
And You Are A Flower...
So Let Me Lift My Leg..
And Give You A Shower!!!

Mobile Software Ud Jaye

Jo Mujhe Bhool Jaye
Uska Mobile Toot Jaye...
Mobile Charger Jal Jaye...
SIM Lock Ho Jaye...
Software Ud Jaye...
Local Call Per ISD Ka Bill Aye...
Local Area Me Bhi
Roaming Lag Jaye..
Good Night!!

Fools Delete My Sms Messages

Idiots Read My Sms Messages.
Fools Delete My Sms Messages...
Monkeys Forward My Sms Messages...
Donkeys Save My Sms Messages...
Mad People Edit My Sms Messages...
And Beggars Send My Sms Back To Me.

A Friend With Beautiful Hearts

In This Cruel World
It Is Very Difficult To Find
A Friend With....
Beautiful Hearts.
Pure Feelings,
Attractive Personality &
Stylish Looks
So....
Kadar Karo Meri and
Compliment Me!

Are You Male Or Female

Are You Male Or Female?
To Know The Answer See Below
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Oh No Dear!
Not Here
See Below Youself!!

Very Hard To Lose Someone

It Is Very Hard To Lose Someone
Who Is 99% Cute...
98% Sweet...
95% Loving...
90% Talented...
And 100% Down To Earth.
THAT'S ME!!
What A Waste If You Loose ME!!

What Happened To Ur Mobile?

What Happened To Your Mobile???
I Was Trying To Call You
But I Got This Message...
" Welcome To The Jungle Network
The Monkey U R Trying To Call
Is On Tree... Please Try Later. Thank You!

Nine Messages For You

Nine Messages For You

1. Hi

2. How Are You?

3. Hope You Are OK

4. Miss You!!

5. Miss Me?

6. Be Happy!

7. Take Care...

8. Bye...

9. Now Never Say That I Don't Remember You

Adult Sms Message: Aisa Mat Karo

Uff Kya Kar Rahe Ho??

Aisa Mat Karo...

Please Mat Karo...

Aisa Nahi......

Mat Dabao....

Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho??

Ho Jayega.....

Kaha Tha Mat Karo...

Ho Gaya Na....

Message Khatm!!!

Think About Yourself

Close Your Eyes...

Now Think About Yourself...

Your Face...

Your Style...

Your Nature...

Your Smile...

Your Looks...

Now Open Your Eyes...

You Just Saw An
Horror Movie For Free!!

Difference Between Smart And Lazy

What Is The Difference Between Smart And Lazy
A Smart Person Sends SMS and
A Lazy Keeps Reading Them Only.
It's Like Me And You

Whenever I Will Miss You

Whenever I Will Miss You
I Will Read Your Sms
Whenever I Want To See You
I Will Just Close My Eyes
Whenever I Want To Hear Your Voice
I Will Kick A Dog!!

Fill In The Blanks With Han Or Nahi

Fill In The Blanks With Han Or Nahi
1. ............Main Insaan Nahi Hoon
2. ............Main Hi Chor Hoo
3. ............Mera Koi Elaj Nahi
4. ............Main Hi Idiot Hoo.

Please Tell The Answer!

Dosti Ka Jab Koi Paigaam Aaega

Dosti Ka Jab Koi Paigam Aayega,
Hoton Pe Tra Hi Naam Aayega,
Lag Jaye Jab Kabhi Tere Daaman Pe Daag,
Ghabrana Mat... Aakhir
Surf Excel Detergent Kab Kaam Aaega??

Let The Most Beautiful Dream

Let The Most Beautiful Dream
Comes To You Tonight,
Let The Most Handsome Person
Meets You In Dream Tonight,
But Don't Make It A Habit Of It
As I Am Not Free Every Night!!

Hey Dear I Want To Talk To You

Hey Dear I Want To Talk To You,
Can You Call Me? Please?
Nothing Special But Need To
Hear Your Voice...
Just To Test Whether I Can
Understand The Monkey's
Language Or Not????

"I" Love "U"
"I" Love "U"
"I" Love "U"
"I" Love "U"
Hey! Don't Get Excited...
I Love Other Alphabets Too.
....V, W, X, Y, Z.