Showing posts with label Funny Quotes Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes Sms. Show all posts

Sunday, 19 July 2009

The Absence Of Love

Most Relationship Fail Not Because
Of The Absence Of Love...
Love Is Always Present
It's Just That... One Loves Too Much
And The Other Loves Too Many

They Are Called 'IT Professionals

Long Back When A Person Who
Sacrificed His Sleep, Forgot His Family,
Forgot His Laughter, Forgot His Food
Was Called 'Saints' But Now
They Are Called 'IT Professionals'

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Thought Of The Day

'Thought Of The Day'
If You Help A Girl When
She Is In Trouble...
She Will Alwayss Remember You
Only When She Is In Trouble Again!

Saturday, 18 April 2009

Golden Words By MARTIN LUTHER

Golden Words By MARTIN LUTHER
If You Can't Fly
RUN
If You Can't Run
WALK
If You Can't Walk
CRAWL...!
But Whatever You Do
Keep Moving Towards Your Goal!

Monday, 24 November 2008

Philosophy Of Life

Philosophy Of Life:
At the begining After Marriage
Girls Treats Husband As GOD
But As time Passes The Alphabet Get Reversed
And Husband Becomes DOG

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

Funny Quote

Funny Quote:-
Always....
Come Like A Horse...
Sit Like A Thief....
Go Like A Lion....
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This Was Written On A Toilet Door!!!

Tuesday, 14 October 2008

Thoughts Of Wisdom

A Person Behind Cigarette,
Alcohol, Drugs is Much Safer
Than One Who Is
Behind Girls!

Saturday, 13 September 2008

Beauty Is Power, Smile Is It's Word

Beauty Is Power, Smile Is It's Word
-Charles Reade

The Most Wasted Of All Days Is
That In Which We Have Not Laughed.
-Sébastien Roch Nicolas Chamfort

Eart Laughs In Flowers
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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