Waiter Gives Bill To Santa

Waiter Gives Bill To Santa
Santa: Take My Card
Waiter: But This Is Ration Card
Santa: But It's Written Outside
"All Cards Accepted"

Santa Seeing Animal Shit On Road

Santa Seeing Animal Shit On Road,
Stops! Thinks.. What It May Be?
Puts All His Ideas,
Then Tastes It And Says To Himself
Thank God! I Did Not Step On It!

Husband To Buy Her A New Car

Wife Hints Her Husband To Buy Her A New Car
"Darling Can You Gift Me Something
That Goes 0 To 80 in 3 Seconds When I Am On It?
Santa Gifted Her A Weighing Machine

Santa: In All AIDS Advertisements

Santa: In All AIDS Advertisements
They Talk About Safe Sex!
What Is Safe Sex?
Banta: Oye Safe Sex Is
When Wife Is Out Of Town!!

Santa Picked Up An Ice Cube

Santa Picked Up An Ice Cube
And Started Observing It Carefully.
Banta : What Are You Looking?
Santa: Just Checking From Where It Is Leaking!

Ek Din Santa Ne Ek Sapna Dekha

Ek Din Santa Ne Ek Sapna Dekha
Ki Uska Murder Ho Gaya Hai.
Agle Din Usne ICICI Bank Ka
Account Band Kar Diya...
Kyun...?
Kyun...?
Kyunki ICICI Ka Slogan Hai..
"We Make Your Dreams Come True"

Santa Ka Bura Din

Santa Ka Bura Din...
Darwaza Khola To Kundi Haath Me,
Nal Khola To Toty Hath Me,
Suitcase Uthaya To Handle Haath Me,
Ab Darr Raha Hai Ki Su Su Karu Ki Na Karu.

Santa Hospital Me EkNurse Se Kehta Hai

Santa Hospital Me EkNurse Se Kehta Hai..
"I LOVE U"
Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya hai!
Nurse: Chal Jhoote Humne To Teri Kidney Churayi Hain!

Santa: Mai Kal Raat Jab Apne Bathroom Me

Santa: Mai Kal Raat Jab Apne Bathroom Me

Susu Karne Gaya To Wahan Bhoot Tha.

Banta: Phir Kya Hua?

Santa: Maine Bhut Se Kaha…

Aap Karlo, Mera To Nikal Gaya..

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.

Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!

Ek Sardar Air Hostess Se

Ek Sardar Air Hostess Se

“Aapki Shakal Mrei Biwi Se Bahut Milti Hai”

Air Hostess Ne Zordaar Thappar Uske Muh Pe Mara

Sardar Fauran Bola: “Aadat Bhi Milti Hai”

Autowala: Saab 30 Rs . Hue

Autowala: Saab 30 Rs . Hue

Santa: Le 15 Rs.

Autowala: Saab Ye To Beimani Hai!

Santa: Beimani Kaisi Tu Bhi To Baith Ke Aaya Hai

Santa: Ik waari main chota hunda si

Santa: Ik waari main chota hunda si,
Main Kutub Minar ton gir gaya c,
Banta: Phir mar gaya c ke bach gaya c?
Santa: mainu yaad nahi bahut purani gal hai.

Santa Fell From A Tall Building

Santa Fell From A Tall Building,
And Escaped Unhurt,
A Passerby: Tere Sath Waheguruji The,
Santa: Main Bhi Soch Raha Tha
Kisi Ne Mujhe Dhakka Zaroor Diya Hai.

Santa: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai?

Santa: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai?
Banta: Main Ja Raha Hu.
Santa: Aise Nahi jaane dunga
Pahle matlab bata

Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to

Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to
samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: Kyun???
Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies
murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.

Santa

Amitabh: aapka akhiri sawaal
1 crore ka ...
Aapke baap ka naam kya hai?
Santa hasne laga
Amitabh: Aap has kyo rahe hai?
Santa : Aapne abhi tak option nahi bataya?