काजू की बर्फी

सोनू: यार काजू की बर्फी में चांदी का वर्क क्यों लगाया जाता है?
मोनू: यह जानने के लिए कि बर्फी सीधी किधर से है और उल्टी किधर से!

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मुसीबत का सामना करो

पत्नि मायके से वापिस आयी ...... 😊 😊
पति दरवाजा खोलते हुये जोर जोर से हसने लगा😂😂😂

पत्नि,,, ऐसे क्यो हसं रहे हो .....?? 😯,,!!!!
पति--- गुरूजी ने कहा था कि जब भी मुसीबत सामने आये उसका सामना हंसते हुए करो

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Hindi Sms: Ye to Waqt Hi Batata Hai

Jhootha Apnapan To Har Koi Jatata Hai.
Wo Apna hi Kya Jo Pal Pal Satata Hai
Yakeen Na Karna Har Kisi Par Kyonki
Kareeb Hai Kitna Koi
Ye To Waqt Hi Batata Hai

Santa Banta: Dettol Soap Hai

Santa dukandaar se: Lala ji Dettol soap hai?
Dukandaar: Haan Hai
Santa: Achha wala dettol Hai?
Dukandaar: Haan hai... doon?
Santa: Badhiya Quality ka hai?
Dukandaar: Haan Bhai Hai, Kitne doon
Santa: Lala ji dettol se haath dho kar ek kilo atta de do!!

Subah ho gayi Mamu

Park me..
Naali me..
Gutter ke paas..
Sadak pe..
Railway track pe..
terrace pe..


Jahan kahi pade ho
Jaago subah ho gayi mamu!

Pyar Ki Shuruaat

Phool Ki Shuruvat Kali Se Hoti Hai,
Zindagi Ki Shuruvat Pyar Se Hoti Hai,
Pyar Ki Shurvaat Apno Se Hoti Hai,
Apno Ki Shurvaat Aapse Hoti Hai,
        HAPPY DIWALI

Zindagi Ki Udaan Abhi Baaki Hai

Zindagi Ki Asli Udaan Abhi Baaki Hai,
Apne Irado Ke Imtehaan Abhi Baaki Hai,
Abhi To Naapi Hai Mutthi Bhar Zameen humne,
Abhi To Saara Asmaan Baaki Hai!

Mobile Software Ud Jaye

Jo Mujhe Bhool Jaye
Uska Mobile Toot Jaye...
Mobile Charger Jal Jaye...
SIM Lock Ho Jaye...
Software Ud Jaye...
Local Call Per ISD Ka Bill Aye...
Local Area Me Bhi
Roaming Lag Jaye..
Good Night!!

Happy Holi Bol Du

Aapke Saare Gum
Khushiyon Se Tol Du
Apne Saare Raaz
Apke Samne Khol Du
Koi Mujhse Pehle Na Bol De
Isliye 1 Din Pehle Hi Apko
HAPPY HOLI... BOL DU..

Cheezen Lut Chuki Hain Dil Ke Saath

Aur Bhi Bahut Si Cheezen Lut Chuki Hain Dil Ke Saath,
Yeh Bataya Doston Ne Ishq Farmane Ke Baad,
Is Liye Kamrey Ki Har Cheez Check Karta Hoon,
Ik Tere Aane Se Pehle Aur Ik Tere Jaane Ke Baad.

Wo Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi

Wo Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi,
Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar They,
Kuchh Hum Agey Badhey
Kuchh Wo Agey Badhi,
Hum Kuchh Aur Agey Badhey,
Woh Bhi Kuchh Aur Agey Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Agey Badhey
Woh Bhi Aur Agey Badhi,
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar They
Aur Woh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hain.

Azaad Bharat Ke Nikammo

Azaad Bharat Ke Nikammo...
Ek Din Ke Baad Agar
Valentine Day Hota To
Aaj Se Hi  Message Ki
Line Laga Dete.
Nalayakon Ab Kaam Bandh Karo
Aur Sabko Ye Message Forward Karo
Happy Republic Day!!

7 Bole To 7 Me Rehna

7
7
7
7
7
7
7
7
7
7
7
7 Bole To
7 Me Rehna
7 Me Jeena
7 Me Marna
7 Me Khana
7 Me Rona
7 Me Hasna
7 Me Milkar Chalna
Yahi Hai Humara 7
Bas Aap
7 Dena ....

Zindagi Me Log Milte Hai

Zindagi Me Log Milte Hai
" Every Time"
Achche Lagte Hai
" Sometime"
Dost Bante Hai
"One-Time"
Par Yaad Aate Hai
"Life Time"

Hindi Sms- Mil Jati Hai

Mil Jati Hai Kitno Ko Khusi,
Mil Jate Hai Kitni Ko Gum,
Message Isliye Bhejte Hai Hum,
Taki Door Rehkar Bhi
HAMARI DEHSHAT
Na Ho Kum.

Hindi Sms- Nadaan Dil Ko Samjhaya

Seene Ki Tadap Ko Dikhaya Nahi Karte,
Nadaan Dil Ko Samjhaya Nahi Karte,
Gile Ho Chahe Apno Se,
Lekin Saanson Me Basne Walon Ko
Bhulaya Nahi Karte

Miss You Sms Hindi: Savera Kya Hua

Savear Kya Hua Siraron Ko Bhool Gaye,
Sooraj Kya Nikla, Chand Ko Bhool Gaye,
Guzare Kya Kuch Pal Aapke Bina,
Aapko Kya Laga Hum Aapko Bhool Gaye??

Stupid I Miss You

Kisi Bhi Mushkil Mod Par
Huma Na Kahenge Apko See You,
Rahenge Sath Humesha Me & You
Kal Hum Na Rahe Is Dunia Me,
To Yaad Kar Ke Kehna
Stupid I Miss You!

Dosti Ka Jab Koi Paigaam Aaega

Dosti Ka Jab Koi Paigam Aayega,
Hoton Pe Tra Hi Naam Aayega,
Lag Jaye Jab Kabhi Tere Daaman Pe Daag,
Ghabrana Mat... Aakhir
Surf Excel Detergent Kab Kaam Aaega??

Zindagi Bhar Unka Saath

Zindagi Bhar Unka Saath
Na Bhool Payenge,
Woh Samajhte Hai..
Hum Sab Bhool Jayenge,
Har Koi Nahi Hota Hum Jaisa,
Ye Kisi Din Wo Samajh Jayenge.