Boss Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka

EK Monkey Mere Paas Aya Aur
Mujhse Poochha " Batao Kisko Pareshaan
Karna Hai?? Maine Apka Naam Bataya To
Usne Mujhe Ek Chanta Mara Aur Bola....
"MERE BOSS SE PANGA NAHI LENE KA..KYA!!!"

Mujhe Dhamkiyan Milti Hai

Chintu Mujhe Phone Par Dhamkiyan Milti Hai.
Police: Kaun Apko Dhamka Raha Hai?
Chintu: Telephone Wale Hai......
Kahte Hai...Agar Bill Nahi Bharoge To ......
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Kaat Doonga!!

If You Feel Sad And Lonely

Whenever In Your Life
If You Feel Sad And Lonely...
I Will Hold Your Hand And
Take You For A Walk On Bridge

And Show You Where To Jump From!

Fools Delete My Sms Messages

Idiots Read My Sms Messages.
Fools Delete My Sms Messages...
Monkeys Forward My Sms Messages...
Donkeys Save My Sms Messages...
Mad People Edit My Sms Messages...
And Beggars Send My Sms Back To Me.

Blood Group O+ve urgently Needed

Please Pass This Message To
All Your Friends
One Of My Friend
With Blood Group O+ve
Urgently Need Two Bottles
....
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....
Of Kingfisher Strong (Chilled)

What Happened To Ur Mobile?

What Happened To Your Mobile???
I Was Trying To Call You
But I Got This Message...
" Welcome To The Jungle Network
The Monkey U R Trying To Call
Is On Tree... Please Try Later. Thank You!

Think About Yourself

Close Your Eyes...

Now Think About Yourself...

Your Face...

Your Style...

Your Nature...

Your Smile...

Your Looks...

Now Open Your Eyes...

You Just Saw An
Horror Movie For Free!!

April Fool Sms Message

Aisa DOSTANA Humara
Main KASHTI Tu Kinara,
Mai DHANUSH Tu Teer,
Mai MATAR Tu Paneer,
Mai VARSHA Tu Badal,
Mai RAJMA Tu Chawal,
Mai HOT Tu Cool,
Mai APRIL Tu... ???

Fill In The Blanks With Han Or Nahi

Fill In The Blanks With Han Or Nahi
1. ............Main Insaan Nahi Hoon
2. ............Main Hi Chor Hoo
3. ............Mera Koi Elaj Nahi
4. ............Main Hi Idiot Hoo.

Please Tell The Answer!

Hey Dear I Want To Talk To You

Hey Dear I Want To Talk To You,
Can You Call Me? Please?
Nothing Special But Need To
Hear Your Voice...
Just To Test Whether I Can
Understand The Monkey's
Language Or Not????

"I" Love "U"
"I" Love "U"
"I" Love "U"
"I" Love "U"
Hey! Don't Get Excited...
I Love Other Alphabets Too.
....V, W, X, Y, Z.

Today Is The International

Today Is The International
Day For Mentally Disabled.
Please Send An Encouraging
Message To A Mentally Retarded
Friend As I Have Done!

That Humans Are Still Monkey

When You Laugh It assures Me That
Human Beings Were Monkey Before
But Don't Get Angry Because
When You Get Angry It Seems
That Humans Are Still Monkey

God Saw A Hungry

God Saw A Hungry,
He Created Domino's Pizza.
He Saw You Thirsty,
He Created Pepsi,
He Saw You In Dark
He Created Light
He Saw Me Without Problems
He Created You!!

Good Looks Catch The Eyes But

Good Looks Catch The Eyes But,
Good Personality Catches The Heart,
You Are Blessed With Both...
Flattered??? Don't be
It Was Sent To Me
I Just Wanted You To Read It.

If I Had Gone For Brain Transplantation

If I Had Gone For Brain Transplantation
I Have Chosen Your Brain Because..
I Want To Use A Brain
Which Has Never Been Used Before!!

No Matter How High Is The Sky

No Matter How High Is The Sky,
How Deep The Ocean Is,
How Strong The Wind Is,
How Wide A river Is,
I Just Wanna Tell You That..
They Are None Of Your Business!

Open with Love

Open with Love
Main Tumse Kuch Kehna Chahti Hun...
Wohi Baat Jo Dil Ko Choo Jaye
Wahi Pyaar Ke 3 Akshar..
"Mera Bharat Mahaan"

Some People Have Five Senses

Some People Have Five Senses,
Some People Have Six...
You Are A Gifted Person As You
Have The 7th Sense: Non sense

Your Recharge Voucher Has Expired

Your Recharge Voucher Has Expired
Don't Bother Buying Another.
Nobody Wants To Talk To You.