Adult Sms Message: Aisa Mat Karo

Uff Kya Kar Rahe Ho??

Aisa Mat Karo...

Please Mat Karo...

Aisa Nahi......

Mat Dabao....

Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho??

Ho Jayega.....

Kaha Tha Mat Karo...

Ho Gaya Na....

Message Khatm!!!

My Wife in Bathtub

Santa: My Wife Is Afraid Of Water
Banta: How Do You Know?
Santa: Last Night When I Returned Home Early
I Saw My Wife in Bathtub
With My Security Guard

To Keep Your Character Good

Professor: To Keep Your Character Good
You Should Think All Woman As Your Mother
Students: But Thinking All Women As My Mother
Will Make My Father's Character Bad.

Girl: My Left Leg Is Lunch

Girl: My Left Leg Is Lunch
And My Right Leg Is Dinner
What Would You Like To Have?
Boyfriend: I Would Like To Have Snacks
Between Lunch And Dinner.

Adult Text Sms Message: Zip Was Open

A College Girl Was In Jeans Pant
And Zip Was Open.
Boy Went And Told
"Miss Please Close The Door Of
Your Taj Mahal....
Here My Qutub Minar Is Dancing"

Adult Sms Message: Let You Touch Me

A Guy Picked Up For A Date।
Guy: Why Are You Wearing Your Belt Around Your Knee?
Girl: I Promised My Mother
That I Wouldn’t Let You Touch Me Below My Belt।

Adult Text Sms Messages

A Contest In A Girls College:
Write A Short Essay Which Contains
Sex, Religion And Mystery.
The Winners Essyy Was-
'Oh God! I Am Pregnant
And I Wonder Who Did It'

The Best Vehicle In The World

Girl Is The Best Vehicle In The World
Front Two Bumpers,
Back Two Bumpers,
Self Lubricant When Hot,
Finger Touch Ignition,
Monthly Automatic Engine Oil Change,
Every Type Of Piston Fits,
Highest Mileage Of Nine Months
In Just Two ml Fuel.

Swimming Is Prohibited In This Lake

Security Guard: Madam Swimming Is
Prohibited In This Lake.
Lady: Then Why Didn't You Tell
Me When I Was Taking Off My Clothes?
Guard: Well! That's Not Prohibited.

A Note In Sex Magazine Shop

There Was A Note
In The Sex Magazine Shop:
'Please Hold The Magazine
With Both Of Your Hands'

Funny Adult Double Meaning Sms

Girl: Oh! Dear It's Too Tight

Boy: Don't Worry, I Will Do It Slowly.

Girl: OK Push It In...

Boy: Ah! I Can't

Girl: I'ts Painful,

Boy: Forget It Darling!



We Will Buy Another Wedding Ring!!

I Wish You In My Bed

I Wish You Were Here
In My Room
On My Bed
With The Lights Off
Under The Blanket
And I Will Show You My....



New Watch! It Glows In The Dark.

A Girl Danced On The Stage
Everybody Clapped
She Stripped Off Her Clothes
Nobody Clapped...
Why???
Because Both Hands Are required for Clapping!

A GIRL FRIEND And MOTOR BIKE

What Is The Difference Between
A GIRL FRIEND And MOTOR BIKE
MOTORBIKE is First
Kicked And Then Used,
While A GIRLFRIEND Is
First Used And Then Kicked.

Santa: In All AIDS Advertisements

Santa: In All AIDS Advertisements
They Talk About Safe Sex!
What Is Safe Sex?
Banta: Oye Safe Sex Is
When Wife Is Out Of Town!!

When Lips Meet Lips

When Lips Meet Lips
Then What Happens?....




You Dirty Mind....Always Think Dirty
It's Mouth Closed
Or What?

Responces During/After Sex

Responces During/After Sex
Girl friend: Oh Darling! It Was So Nice!
Call Girl: Chal Fatafat Nipat!
Padosan: Aate Rehna...!
Wife: Tell Me What's Tomorrow's Lunch Menu?

Good SEX is My favourite

Good SEX is My favourite,
I Do It Regularly...
Do It And Feel Good..
You Will Enjoy It...
I Will Die Without It...
So S-Sleep, E-Eat, X- Xcercise
So Do Sex Regularly...
you Dirty Mind

How To Satisfy A woman?

How To Satisfy A woman?:
Caress, Excite, Cuddle,
Fascinate, Spoil, Kiss, Rub, tease,
Pamper, Console, Worship,
Respect And Love....
How To Satisfy A Man?:
Blow Job

A Sexy Woman Is Like A Dirty 1000 Rupee Note

A Sexy Woman Is Like A Dirty 1000 Rupee Note,
You Don't Know How Many Have Handled It
But You Still Want To Have It.