डाक्टर साहब बढ़ते वजन से परेशान हूँ

एक महिला अपने बबढ़ते हुए वजन से बहुत परेशान थी 

महिला डॉक्टर के पास गयी.... 

महिला- डाक्टर साहब मई अपने वबढ़ते वजन से बहुत परेशान हूँ 

कोई बेहतरीन इलाज बताईये?

डॉक्टर - अपनी गर्दन को दाएं बाएं घुमाइए 

महिला- ठीक डॉक्टर साहब पर किस समय ये करू?

डॉक्टर- जब भी कोई आपको खाने के लिए पूछे 

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Telling A Lie Means

Telling A Lie Means...
Fault For A Little Kid,
An Art For A Lover,
An Accomplishment For A Bachelor,
And A Matter Of Survival for...
Most Married Man!

Drunken Mouse and Cat argument

Janwaro Ki Party Me Chuha
4 Peg Laga Ke Tunn Tha
Billi- Aj Party Na Hoti To Mai Tujhe Khaa Jaati!!
Chuha- Chali Jaa Nahi To Log Kahenge
Ke Nashe Me Aurat Par Hath Utha Diya!!!!

Boss Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka

EK Monkey Mere Paas Aya Aur
Mujhse Poochha " Batao Kisko Pareshaan
Karna Hai?? Maine Apka Naam Bataya To
Usne Mujhe Ek Chanta Mara Aur Bola....
"MERE BOSS SE PANGA NAHI LENE KA..KYA!!!"

Ek Sardar Sochta Raha

Ek Sardar Sochta Raha
Sochta Raha....
Sochta Raha....
Sochta Raha ....
Saari Zindagi Sochta Raha Aur
Sochte Sochte Mar Gaya Ki.......
Meri Behan Ke 3 Bhai Hai To
Mere Do Bhai Kyun?

Mujhe Dhamkiyan Milti Hai

Chintu Mujhe Phone Par Dhamkiyan Milti Hai.
Police: Kaun Apko Dhamka Raha Hai?
Chintu: Telephone Wale Hai......
Kahte Hai...Agar Bill Nahi Bharoge To ......
.....
......
......
Kaat Doonga!!

Hello!! I Am Your Mobile Phone

Hello!! I Am Your Mobile Phone
There Is No Particular Problem
I Just Want To Tell You That..
I Want To Leave Your Pocket Right Now..
Because Your Smell Is UNBEARABLE!!

Give You A Shower

I Am A Dog
And You Are A Flower...
So Let Me Lift My Leg..
And Give You A Shower!!!

Mobile Software Ud Jaye

Jo Mujhe Bhool Jaye
Uska Mobile Toot Jaye...
Mobile Charger Jal Jaye...
SIM Lock Ho Jaye...
Software Ud Jaye...
Local Call Per ISD Ka Bill Aye...
Local Area Me Bhi
Roaming Lag Jaye..
Good Night!!

Fools Delete My Sms Messages

Idiots Read My Sms Messages.
Fools Delete My Sms Messages...
Monkeys Forward My Sms Messages...
Donkeys Save My Sms Messages...
Mad People Edit My Sms Messages...
And Beggars Send My Sms Back To Me.

Difference Between Talents And Intelligence

The Difference Between Talent And Intelligence:-
To Get Up Early In The Morning Is Talent.
And To Not Try Such Nonsense Is Intelligence!

When You Fall In Love

When You Fall In Love
Nobody In The World Can Stop You.
Only Two Powers Can Stop You...
Mom's Sandal
And Dad's Belt!!

We Will Study Tomorrow

Many Years Have Passed,
Millions Of Tomorrow Gone,
But Still The Hope Remains,
In All The Students That...
We Will Study Tomorrow

Blood Group O+ve urgently Needed

Please Pass This Message To
All Your Friends
One Of My Friend
With Blood Group O+ve
Urgently Need Two Bottles
....
....
....
Of Kingfisher Strong (Chilled)

What Happened To Ur Mobile?

What Happened To Your Mobile???
I Was Trying To Call You
But I Got This Message...
" Welcome To The Jungle Network
The Monkey U R Trying To Call
Is On Tree... Please Try Later. Thank You!

I Am A Notorious Killer

I Am A Notorious Killer
I Kill People For Money,
I Am A Notorious Killer
I Kill People For Money,
But You Are My Friend...
I Will Kill You For Free.

Sadness Happiness Jolly Moments

I Want To Share Everything With You,
Your Sadness,
Your Happiness,
Your Jolly Moments,
Every Single Second Of The Day,
Let's Start With Your ATM Password First!!

The Absence Of Love

Most Relationship Fail Not Because
Of The Absence Of Love...
Love Is Always Present
It's Just That... One Loves Too Much
And The Other Loves Too Many

My Girl Friend Has Fallen Off

Interesting Line Written On Biker's T Shirt
"If You ARe Able To See This...
Please Tell Me That My Girl Friend Has Fallen Off!!

They Are Called 'IT Professionals

Long Back When A Person Who
Sacrificed His Sleep, Forgot His Family,
Forgot His Laughter, Forgot His Food
Was Called 'Saints' But Now
They Are Called 'IT Professionals'