If You Feel Sad And Lonely

Whenever In Your Life
If You Feel Sad And Lonely...
I Will Hold Your Hand And
Take You For A Walk On Bridge

And Show You Where To Jump From!

Give You A Shower

I Am A Dog
And You Are A Flower...
So Let Me Lift My Leg..
And Give You A Shower!!!

Mobile Software Ud Jaye

Jo Mujhe Bhool Jaye
Uska Mobile Toot Jaye...
Mobile Charger Jal Jaye...
SIM Lock Ho Jaye...
Software Ud Jaye...
Local Call Per ISD Ka Bill Aye...
Local Area Me Bhi
Roaming Lag Jaye..
Good Night!!

Fools Delete My Sms Messages

Idiots Read My Sms Messages.
Fools Delete My Sms Messages...
Monkeys Forward My Sms Messages...
Donkeys Save My Sms Messages...
Mad People Edit My Sms Messages...
And Beggars Send My Sms Back To Me.

Difference Between Talents And Intelligence

The Difference Between Talent And Intelligence:-
To Get Up Early In The Morning Is Talent.
And To Not Try Such Nonsense Is Intelligence!

Are You Male Or Female

Are You Male Or Female?
To Know The Answer See Below
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Oh No Dear!
Not Here
See Below Youself!!

We Will Study Tomorrow

Many Years Have Passed,
Millions Of Tomorrow Gone,
But Still The Hope Remains,
In All The Students That...
We Will Study Tomorrow

Must Sleep Atleast 8 Hours

School Principal To Students:
"You People Must Sleep At least 8 Hours"
Students: "Impossible Sir...
School Is Only For 5 Hours

Wives Are Like Incoming Calls

Wives Are Like Incoming Calls,
Lovers Are Like Outgoing Calls,
Aunties Are Like Toll Free Calls,
Call Girls Are Like Roaming Calls,
Neighbour Girls Are Like Missed Calls.