Friday, 20 March 2009

My Wife Is Going To Jump Out

Husband To Hotel Manager
"Come Fast! My Wife Is
Going To Jump Out Of The
Window And Committing Suicide"
Manager: But What Can I Do?
Husband: Oye Idiot!! The Window
Is Not Opening!!!
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