रात में मच्छर काटे तो क्या करना चाहिए?

टीचर - रमेश अगर रात में मच्छर काटे तो क्या करना चाहिए?

रमेश- चुपचाप खुजा कर सो जाना चाहिए, क्योंकि आप कोई रजनीकांत तो हो नहीं जो मच्छर से सॉरी बुलवा लेंगे. 

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Class Rooms And Trains Similarity

Class Rooms And Trains Similarity:
First Two Benches Are Executive Coaches
Reserved For VIP's
Middle Two Are General Compartment
And Last Two Are Sleeper Class!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch to hua hai Kuch ho gaya hai,
Exam ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab kuch Alag hai, Sab kuch Naya hai.

Hoton pe dosti ke

Hoton pe dosti ke fasane nahi aate,
Sahil pe samandar ke khazaane nahi aate,
Udne do parindon ko shauk hawa me,
Fir laut ke college ke zamane nahi aate.