Uff Kya Karte Ho

Uff Kya Karte Ho,
Door Hat Jaao,
Koi Dekhega To Kya Sochega
Akal nahi Hai Kya?
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Uff Abhi Nahi Karo Na
Akele Me Karna


Naak Saaf
Hamesha Ganda Hi Sochnaa....

Doctor: Kya takleef hai?

Doctor: Kya takleef hai?
Patient: Sahab sote samay
SAAS ko lene me takleef hoti hai.
Doctor: Ab dus din tak sote samay
SAAS ko nahi, SAALI ko lo.

Kuch log 2 ghante karte hai

Kuch log 2 ghante karte hai,
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Kuch log 4 ghante karte hai,
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Kuch log saari-saari raat karte hai..
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Tum kya soch rahe the dirty mind...

Usne utari saari

Usne utari saari,
Fir ayee paticoat ki baari,
Blouse to pahle hi diya tha utaar,
Zyada excited mat ho yaar,
Ye tha kapre utarne ka taar.