Santa Banta Jokes Sms: Khane me kya bana hai

Santa Ka Wife se Jhagda ho Gaya
Santa Ghar Se Chala Gaya
Santa Ne Raat Ko Ghar Pe Phone Kiya
Aour Wife Se Poocha: Khaane Me Kya Bana Hai?
Wife: Zahar
Santa: Mujhe Aane Me Der Ho Jayegi Tum Khakar So Jana!

One Good Action Is Greater Than

One Good Action Is Greater Than
A Million Good Intentions.
People Judge Themselves By Their Intentions
Yet they Judge Others By Their Actions.

Life Is Very Short

Life Is Very Short....
So Break Silly Rules.
Forgive Quickly,
Believe Slowly,
Love Truly,
Laugh Loudly,
And Never Avoid Anything
That Makes You Smile...!

Never Give Chane To Your Friend

You Can Give Thousand ChancesTo
Your Enemy To Become Your Friend
But Never Give Chane To Your Friend
To Become Your Enemy.

Confidence Comes Naturally With Success

Confidence Comes Naturally With Success
But Success Comes Only To Those
Who ARE Confident
So Begin Everything With Great Confidence.

Most Of The Problems In Life

Most Of The Problems In Life
Are Because Of Two Reasons..
First We Act Without Thinking
Secondly We Keep Thinking
Without Acting....

The Secret Of Success is

The Secret Of Success is Right Decisions
Right Decisions Comes From Experience
How To Get Experience?
It Comes When You Make Wrong Decisions!
So Don't Worry When You Make Mistake
And Take Wrong Decisions.....!

Share The Goodness In Your Heart

Whenever You Share The Goodness In Your Heart
You Always End Up Winning Hearts Because..
Life Is An Echo....
It Gives Back What You Have Given!

When Love Is Unknown To You

When Love Is Unknown To You,
You Know What Is happiness,
When You Know Love,
You Know What Is Pain,
When You Loose It...
You Come To Know What Is "Life"

Jawaab Naa De sako To Sawaal Naa Karna

Jawaab Naa De sako To Sawaal Naa Karna
Inkaar Naa Sun Sako To Izhaar Naa Karna
Toot Jaate Hai Aksar Logon Ke Dil
Agar Nibha Na Sako To Dost Pyaar Naa Karna!

Difference Between Pleasure And Torture

Difference Between Pleasure And Torture:
Pleasure Is Thinking Of You
And Torture Is Thinking Of You Two Much!

True Friendship Is Like Sound Health

True Friendship Is Like
Sound Health...
The Value Of It Is Seldom Known
Until It Be Lost.
-Charles Caleb Colton

The Word Trust Is The Basis Of All Relation

The Word 'Trust' Is The
Basis Of All Relation,
But A Small Mistake Made,
Can Change It's Entire Meaning,
Missing 'T' can 'RUST' The Relation.

You Have The Ones That Think

You Have The Ones That Think
And You Have The Ones That Do Things.
The Worst Kind Is Those Who Think
That They Are Doing Things