रात में मच्छर काटे तो क्या करना चाहिए?

टीचर - रमेश अगर रात में मच्छर काटे तो क्या करना चाहिए?

रमेश- चुपचाप खुजा कर सो जाना चाहिए, क्योंकि आप कोई रजनीकांत तो हो नहीं जो मच्छर से सॉरी बुलवा लेंगे. 

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Innocent Baby Handling His Breakup

Innocent Baby Handling His Breakup
Main Tumhe Bhulne Ki Bahurt Koshish Karta
Hoon, Par Kya Karun, Mummy Roz Mujhe
BADAM Khila Deti Hai Aur Tumhari
Yaad Fir Se Aa Jati Hai!!

So Romantic But Always Simple

Tragedy Of  Moon:
So Simple But So Atteractive,
So Enlightening But So Cool,
So Moving But So Still,
So Quite But So Popular,
So Romantic But Always Simple.

Cute And Pure In Heart

Special Friends Are Really
Really Hard To Find.. Specially
Those Who Are "Cute" And "Pure In Heart"
So My Advise For You Is NEVER LET ME GO.

To Have A Good Relations

To Have A Good Relations With All,
We Should Keep Our Nature
Like A Theatre Screen.
It Accepts All Characters But..
Remains Peacefully White

Very Hard To Lose Someone

It Is Very Hard To Lose Someone
Who Is 99% Cute...
98% Sweet...
95% Loving...
90% Talented...
And 100% Down To Earth.
THAT'S ME!!
What A Waste If You Loose ME!!

Mother I Love You

M- For The MILLION Things She Gave Me
O- For She Is Growing OLD
T- For The TEARS She Shed To Save Me
H- For Her HEART Of Purest Gold
E- For Her EYES Full Of Love Light Shining
R- For She Is Always RIGHT and Always Be!

Some People Walk Into Your Life

Knowingly Or Unknowingly
Some People
Walk Into Your Life...
And Its Your Decision
Who Stays
And Who Walks Out...
Send This Message To People
Whom You Never Wanna Lose.
I Just Did It!!

Then I Realised How Rich I Am

I Opened My Purse And Found It Empty,
Reached Out For My Pocket And Found Few Coins,
Then I Reached My Heart An Found You,
Then I Realised How Rich I Am.

Think Twice Before Leaving Space

Think Twice Before Leaving
Space In Someones Heart,
Because It's Painful To
Realize How Much You
Miss That Space
When You Decide To Go Back
And Find Someone Taken Your Place.

Rich People Travel In Cars

Rich People Travel In Cars
Poor People Travel In Carts
But Sweet Person Like You
Always Travel In Hearts

When You Truly Love Someone

When You Truly Love Someone
You Never Look For Faults
You Never Look For Answers
You Never Look For Mistakes.
Instead You Fight The Mistakes
You Accept The Faults
And Overlook The Excuses.

Call Me If I Am Cute

Am I Cute?? Let's Test...
Call Me If I Am Cute,
Miss Call Me If I Am Gorgeous,
Reply Text Message If I Am Pretty,
Send A Joke If I Am Charming,
Just Ignore All This If You Are Jealous.

What Is Sweet But Naughty

What Is Real But Invisible?
Your Care!
What Is Tue But Unfair?
Your Absense!
What Is Sweet But Naughty?
Your Smile!
What Is Precious But Priceless?
You...!
Good Night!!

Can't Give You My Heart To You

I Give Up My Shoulders To Cry,
Hands To Hold You,
Legs to Walk With You,
But I Can't Give You My Heart To You
B'coz It's Not With Me It's Yours..

You Are My Sweet Heart

God Kept Sweet In The Fruit,
Moon In The Sky,
Shine In The Sun,
Nectar In The Flower,
Beauty In Your Face,
And You In My Soul.
Dear You Are My Sweet Heart!

Care Is The Sweetest Essence

Care Is The Sweetest Essence In The World,
If Someone Says To You - Take Care
It Means You Live In That Persons Heart
Till The Last Beat - Take Care.

Cute Girl Was Asked What Is Love

When A Four Year Cute Girl
Was Asked What Is Love?
She Gave A Cute Reply
" Love Is When Your Puppy
LicksYour Face
Even After You Left Him
Alone All The Day"

SMS: Doctor Has Prescribed Cute Smile

Doctor Has Prescribed For You...
A Cute Little Smile For Breakfast,
More Laughs At Lunch,
Lots Of Happiness In Dinner!
And How To Pay Doctor's Fee?
An Sms When You Are Free.

Sometimes Eyes Also Get Jealous

Sometimes Eyes Also Get
Jealous Of Hearts,
You Know Why?
Guess!!
It's Simple.. Sometimes
Sweet Persons Remains
Close To Heart
But Far Away From Eyes...