डाक्टर साहब बढ़ते वजन से परेशान हूँ

एक महिला अपने बबढ़ते हुए वजन से बहुत परेशान थी 

महिला डॉक्टर के पास गयी.... 

महिला- डाक्टर साहब मई अपने वबढ़ते वजन से बहुत परेशान हूँ 

कोई बेहतरीन इलाज बताईये?

डॉक्टर - अपनी गर्दन को दाएं बाएं घुमाइए 

महिला- ठीक डॉक्टर साहब पर किस समय ये करू?

डॉक्टर- जब भी कोई आपको खाने के लिए पूछे 

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Gamo Ki Vidai Kar Do - Christmas Offer

Aakhon Se Ansuon Ki Judai Kar Do
Dil Se Gamon Ki Vidai Kar Do,
Agar Dil Na Lage Kahin To
Aa Jaao Mere Ghar Ki Safai Kar Do.
Offer Chtistmas Tak Valid Hai!!

Misleading Relations- Humorous Situation

Doctor Pagal Se: "Tum Pagal Kyun Huey??
Pagal: Mine Ek Vidhwa Se Shadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se
Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki... Yu Wo Meri Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi.
Un Ke Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behan Hui Magar Main Uski
Nani Ka Pati Tha Is Liye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi Hui.
Isi Tarah Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya
Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Baap Mera Damad Ban Gaya
Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur ..
Doctor: Abe Saale Chup Kar!! Kya Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kar Dega!!!!

Drunken Mouse and Cat argument

Janwaro Ki Party Me Chuha
4 Peg Laga Ke Tunn Tha
Billi- Aj Party Na Hoti To Mai Tujhe Khaa Jaati!!
Chuha- Chali Jaa Nahi To Log Kahenge
Ke Nashe Me Aurat Par Hath Utha Diya!!!!

Ek Sardar Sochta Raha

Ek Sardar Sochta Raha
Sochta Raha....
Sochta Raha....
Sochta Raha ....
Saari Zindagi Sochta Raha Aur
Sochte Sochte Mar Gaya Ki.......
Meri Behan Ke 3 Bhai Hai To
Mere Do Bhai Kyun?

Wo Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi

Wo Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi,
Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar They,
Kuchh Hum Agey Badhey
Kuchh Wo Agey Badhi,
Hum Kuchh Aur Agey Badhey,
Woh Bhi Kuchh Aur Agey Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Agey Badhey
Woh Bhi Aur Agey Badhi,
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar They
Aur Woh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hain.

I Am A Notorious Killer

I Am A Notorious Killer
I Kill People For Money,
I Am A Notorious Killer
I Kill People For Money,
But You Are My Friend...
I Will Kill You For Free.

My Girl Friend Has Fallen Off

Interesting Line Written On Biker's T Shirt
"If You ARe Able To See This...
Please Tell Me That My Girl Friend Has Fallen Off!!

Must Sleep Atleast 8 Hours

School Principal To Students:
"You People Must Sleep At least 8 Hours"
Students: "Impossible Sir...
School Is Only For 5 Hours

Argument Between Indian And British

Argument Between Indian And British
British: We Spoiled Your Mother Land For 200 Years!
Indian: So What! We Spoil Your Mother Tongue Daily!!

A Confused Student Flip A Coin

Funny Sms Messages:
A Confused Student Flip A Coin And Think...
Head: I Will Go To Sleep
Tail: I Will Watch A Movie
Stand: I Will Listen Music
Stays In The Air: Then I Will Study

The Meaning Of WIFE

Husband Asks Wife...
"Do You Know The Meaning Of WIFE?"
It Means "Without Information Fighting Every Time"
Wife Says " NO It Means - With Idiot For Ever"