When We Stop Demanding

When We Stop Demanding To Have It All Now,
We'll Discover We Have Plenty Already.
Learn To Experience Joy Where We Are,
And We'll Experience It In Abundance.

The Human Brain Is The Most

The Human Brain Is The Most
Outstanding Object In The World
It Works Since Our Birth
Every Minute, Hours, Days And Years
But It Stops Working Just When
We Enter The Examination Hall

I Can't Hide It From You Anymore

I Can't Hide It From You Anymore
I Don't Want To Hurt You,
I Think It's Best To Tell You The Truth,
Before You Hear It From Someone Else,
Listen! It's A Lie That I Miss You....
In Fact I Just Feel You As A Part Of Mine.

Can't Give You My Heart To You

I Give Up My Shoulders To Cry,
Hands To Hold You,
Legs to Walk With You,
But I Can't Give You My Heart To You
B'coz It's Not With Me It's Yours..

You Are My Sweet Heart

God Kept Sweet In The Fruit,
Moon In The Sky,
Shine In The Sun,
Nectar In The Flower,
Beauty In Your Face,
And You In My Soul.
Dear You Are My Sweet Heart!

A New Puzzle Has Been Installed

Congratulations!!!
A New Puzzle Has Been Installed
In Your Mobile Phone.
To Play Throw It Hard
On The Wall
And Then Re-assemble It Again.
Have Fun And Enjoy.

Puzzle Sms: Are You Genius

Are You Genius?
Then Solve his Puzzle...
I Am Thing...
Teachers Hate Me...
Cows Like Me...
Monkey Eats Me...
I Am A Nine Letter Word....
_O_ _ M _ _ Y _
Solve This If You Are Genius....
It's A Challenge....

This Day Comes Along Once

This Day Comes Along Once A Year
So I Hope It is Alright To Take
Advantae Of The Opportunity
And Give You My "Unexpected Hug"
Happy Birthday!!

Look At The Bright Bright Stars

On This Night In My
Small Small Room
I Look At The Bright Bright Stars
In The Dark Dark Sky
And Dream Of Your Sweet Sweet Smile
On Your Cute Cute Face
Good Night

Days Are Too Busy

Days Are Too Busy
Hours Are Too Few
Seconds Are Too Fast
But There Is Always
A Time For Me To Ask
"How Are You"? And
Hope You Are Fine

Difference Between Smart And Lazy

What Is The Difference Between Smart And Lazy
A Smart Person Sends SMS and
A Lazy Keeps Reading Them Only.
It's Like Me And You

Shortest Love Story Ever

Greatest And Shortest Love Story Ever
A Guy Asked A Girl
"Will You Marry Me"?

Girl Says: "No"
And The Guy Lived Happily Ever After

For Heart Beat You Need Heart

For Heart Beat You Need Heart,
For Heart You Need Happiness
For Happiness You Need Friendship
For Friendship You Need ME!!

Made For Each Other

Couple Before Marriage 'Mad For Each Other'
After Marriage ' Made For Each Other'
And In Future........ MAD
Because Of Each Other ...!!

Care Is The Sweetest Essence

Care Is The Sweetest Essence In The World,
If Someone Says To You - Take Care
It Means You Live In That Persons Heart
Till The Last Beat - Take Care.

Adult Text Sms Messages

A Contest In A Girls College:
Write A Short Essay Which Contains
Sex, Religion And Mystery.
The Winners Essyy Was-
'Oh God! I Am Pregnant
And I Wonder Who Did It'

When You Want To Enjoy Life

When You Want To Enjoy Life,
Think Today Is Your Life's 1st Day,
When You Want To Achieve Something
In Life, Think Today Is Your Life's Last Day

Stupid I Miss You

Kisi Bhi Mushkil Mod Par
Huma Na Kahenge Apko See You,
Rahenge Sath Humesha Me & You
Kal Hum Na Rahe Is Dunia Me,
To Yaad Kar Ke Kehna
Stupid I Miss You!

Two Tyres Of A Vehicle

Husband And Wife Are Like
Two Tyres Of A Vehicle.
If One Tyre Punctures
Vehicle Can't Move Further
Therefore Intelligent People
Always Keep A Stepney.

My Wife Is Going To Jump Out

Husband To Hotel Manager
"Come Fast! My Wife Is
Going To Jump Out Of The
Window And Committing Suicide"
Manager: But What Can I Do?
Husband: Oye Idiot!! The Window
Is Not Opening!!!

Whenever I Will Miss You

Whenever I Will Miss You
I Will Read Your Sms
Whenever I Want To See You
I Will Just Close My Eyes
Whenever I Want To Hear Your Voice
I Will Kick A Dog!!

Why Is Groom is Made To

At The Time Of Marriage
Why Is Groom is Made To
Sit On A Horse Or Car?
Because God Gives Him
A Last Chance To Change
His Mind And Escape

Friendship Is Not History To Forget

Friendship Is Not History To Forget,
Not Maths To Calculate, Not Language To Translate,
It’s Only The Chemistry That Reacts Between Hearts.

Pain Of Missing Friends Is

Pain Of Missing Friends Is Not Their Absence,
But It's When You Think Of The Good Times
You Have Shared And You Asked Yourself,
Will Those Moments Ever Happen Again.

Your Heart Is A Beautiful Garden

Your Heart Is A Beautiful Garden,
And Your Friendship Is A
Small Rose In Your Garden,
Please Don't Pluck
That Rose For Any Reason.

Affection Cannot Be Written With Chalk

Affection Cannot Be Written With Chalk,
Which Can Be Erased And Written Again,
It Is Written With The Ink Of Love
On The Wall Of Heart...
And Once Written It Cannot Be Erased!

Love Is A Soft Feeling Of Heart

Love Is A Soft Feeling Of Heart,
But It Is Very Hard To Feel,
And When It Feels
It Is Very Hard To Drop..
Because True Love
Happens Once In a Life.

The Best Vehicle In The World

Girl Is The Best Vehicle In The World
Front Two Bumpers,
Back Two Bumpers,
Self Lubricant When Hot,
Finger Touch Ignition,
Monthly Automatic Engine Oil Change,
Every Type Of Piston Fits,
Highest Mileage Of Nine Months
In Just Two ml Fuel.

Swimming Is Prohibited In This Lake

Security Guard: Madam Swimming Is
Prohibited In This Lake.
Lady: Then Why Didn't You Tell
Me When I Was Taking Off My Clothes?
Guard: Well! That's Not Prohibited.

A Note In Sex Magazine Shop

There Was A Note
In The Sex Magazine Shop:
'Please Hold The Magazine
With Both Of Your Hands'

Cute Girl Was Asked What Is Love

When A Four Year Cute Girl
Was Asked What Is Love?
She Gave A Cute Reply
" Love Is When Your Puppy
LicksYour Face
Even After You Left Him
Alone All The Day"

Dreaming Of You Makes

Dreaming Of You Makes
My Night Worthwhile
Thinking Of You
Just Makes Me Smile
Being With You Is
The Best Thing Ever
And Loving You Is
What I Will Do It forever!

People Fall In Love

People Fall In Love,
Not Knowing Why And How,
It Is Such A Special Feeling That
It Doesn't Require Much Answers,
You Just Love No Matter
How Stupid You Become.

Day Never Ends Without Remembering You

Days May End Without Seeing You
Days May End Without Talking To You,
Days May End Without Messaging You
But The Day Never Ends Without Remembering You!

You Can Sleep In My Heart

If You Want To Sleep
You Can Sleep In My Heart.
If My Heart Beats Disturbs You..
I Will Stop It For You.
Because I Love You
My Dear And Sweet Friend!

If You Wait For Happy Moments

If You Wait For Happy Moments
You Will Wait Forever
But If You Start Believing
That You Are Happy
You Will Be Happy Forever!

Happy Holi To Mobile SMS Bank Visitors

Mobile SMS Bank
Wishes All Blog Visitors,
Blog Followers And Subscribers
A Very Happy And Colorful Holi.
Enjoy The Festival Of Colors, With Joy N Sweets
Have Lots Of Fun... ENJOY!!
"HAPPY HOLI"
-

A Dog Kissed A Mosquito

A Dog Kissed A Mosquito
Mosquito Dies Due To Rabies Next Day
And Dog Died Of Malaria.
This Is Called.....
Pyar Ke Side Effect!!

Enjoy The Festival Of Holi

A True And caring Relation.
Doesn't Have To Speak Loud.
A Soft SMS Is Just Enough To
Express The Heartiest Feelings.
Enjoy The Festival Of Holi
With Lots Of Fun!!
Happy Holi!!

SMS: Doctor Has Prescribed Cute Smile

Doctor Has Prescribed For You...
A Cute Little Smile For Breakfast,
More Laughs At Lunch,
Lots Of Happiness In Dinner!
And How To Pay Doctor's Fee?
An Sms When You Are Free.

Funny Adult Double Meaning Sms

Girl: Oh! Dear It's Too Tight

Boy: Don't Worry, I Will Do It Slowly.

Girl: OK Push It In...

Boy: Ah! I Can't

Girl: I'ts Painful,

Boy: Forget It Darling!



We Will Buy Another Wedding Ring!!

Wish You A Very Happy
And Colorful Holi Dipped
In The Hues Of Love And Trust.
Enjoy The Colorful Holi
With Sweets And Fun
HAPPY HOLI!!

May God Gift You
All The Colors Of Life,
Colors Of Joy,
Colors Of Happiness,
Colors of Love,
Colors Of Friendship,
And All The Colors You
Want To Paint In Your Life
Wish You A Colorful Holi!

Feel The Essence Of Love

How Can I Forget Today
To Remember Those Dear And Near
Whom I Miss A Lot, Don't You?
Days Can Be Passed But
Memories Are Still Alive To
Feel The Essence Of Love.

Sometimes Eyes Also Get Jealous

Sometimes Eyes Also Get
Jealous Of Hearts,
You Know Why?
Guess!!
It's Simple.. Sometimes
Sweet Persons Remains
Close To Heart
But Far Away From Eyes...

Happy Holi SMS

Bright Colors,
Water Balloons,
Lavish Gujiyas,
And Melodious Songs
Are The Ingredients Of Holi
Wish You A Happy And
Colorful Holi!!