Friday 20 March 2009

My Wife Is Going To Jump Out

Husband To Hotel Manager
"Come Fast! My Wife Is
Going To Jump Out Of The
Window And Committing Suicide"
Manager: But What Can I Do?
Husband: Oye Idiot!! The Window
Is Not Opening!!!
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