Telling A Lie Means

Telling A Lie Means...
Fault For A Little Kid,
An Art For A Lover,
An Accomplishment For A Bachelor,
And A Matter Of Survival for...
Most Married Man!

Friendship SMS- Dosti Ka Rishta Kabhi

Dosti Ka Rishta Kabhi
Purana Nahi Hota...
Is Se Bada Koi...
Khazana Nahi Hota
Dosti To Pyar Se Bhi Pavitra Hai
Qunki Isme Koi....
Pagal Ya Deewana Nahi Hota!

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Makke Di Roti Sarson Da Saag

Makke Di Roti...
Aur Sarson Da Saag...,
Moongfali Di Khushboo...
Aur Gurh Di Mithaas....,
Mubarak Hove Tanu...
Lohri Da Tyohaar!!
Happi Lohri... Happy Makar Sankranti!

Gamo Ki Vidai Kar Do - Christmas Offer

Aakhon Se Ansuon Ki Judai Kar Do
Dil Se Gamon Ki Vidai Kar Do,
Agar Dil Na Lage Kahin To
Aa Jaao Mere Ghar Ki Safai Kar Do.
Offer Chtistmas Tak Valid Hai!!

Misleading Relations- Humorous Situation

Doctor Pagal Se: "Tum Pagal Kyun Huey??
Pagal: Mine Ek Vidhwa Se Shadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se
Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki... Yu Wo Meri Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi.
Un Ke Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behan Hui Magar Main Uski
Nani Ka Pati Tha Is Liye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi Hui.
Isi Tarah Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya
Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Baap Mera Damad Ban Gaya
Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur ..
Doctor: Abe Saale Chup Kar!! Kya Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kar Dega!!!!

Life Is A Continous Challenge

Life Is A Continous Challenge
And An Unending Struggle.
We Are Not Made Rich
By What Is In Our Pocket but,
We Are Rich By
What Is In Our Heart.....!

Drunken Mouse and Cat argument

Janwaro Ki Party Me Chuha
4 Peg Laga Ke Tunn Tha
Billi- Aj Party Na Hoti To Mai Tujhe Khaa Jaati!!
Chuha- Chali Jaa Nahi To Log Kahenge
Ke Nashe Me Aurat Par Hath Utha Diya!!!!

Our Friendship Is Like Biscuits

Our Friendship Is Like Biscuits
You are SUN I am FEAST,
You Are MARIE, I Am GOLD
You Are 20, I am 20
Similarly You Are CRACK & I Am JACK!!

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Remember The Golden Heritage

Let Us Remember The Golden Heritage
Of Our Country India And
Feel Proud To Be a Part Of  India.
Happy Independence Day
Jai Hind, Jai Bharat!!

Boss Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka

EK Monkey Mere Paas Aya Aur
Mujhse Poochha " Batao Kisko Pareshaan
Karna Hai?? Maine Apka Naam Bataya To
Usne Mujhe Ek Chanta Mara Aur Bola....
"MERE BOSS SE PANGA NAHI LENE KA..KYA!!!"

Innocent Baby Handling His Breakup

Innocent Baby Handling His Breakup
Main Tumhe Bhulne Ki Bahurt Koshish Karta
Hoon, Par Kya Karun, Mummy Roz Mujhe
BADAM Khila Deti Hai Aur Tumhari
Yaad Fir Se Aa Jati Hai!!

Ek Sardar Sochta Raha

Ek Sardar Sochta Raha
Sochta Raha....
Sochta Raha....
Sochta Raha ....
Saari Zindagi Sochta Raha Aur
Sochte Sochte Mar Gaya Ki.......
Meri Behan Ke 3 Bhai Hai To
Mere Do Bhai Kyun?

Mujhe Dhamkiyan Milti Hai

Chintu Mujhe Phone Par Dhamkiyan Milti Hai.
Police: Kaun Apko Dhamka Raha Hai?
Chintu: Telephone Wale Hai......
Kahte Hai...Agar Bill Nahi Bharoge To ......
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Kaat Doonga!!