Remember The Golden Heritage

Let Us Remember The Golden Heritage
Of Our Country India And
Feel Proud To Be a Part Of  India.
Happy Independence Day
Jai Hind, Jai Bharat!!

Boss Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka

EK Monkey Mere Paas Aya Aur
Mujhse Poochha " Batao Kisko Pareshaan
Karna Hai?? Maine Apka Naam Bataya To
Usne Mujhe Ek Chanta Mara Aur Bola....
"MERE BOSS SE PANGA NAHI LENE KA..KYA!!!"

Innocent Baby Handling His Breakup

Innocent Baby Handling His Breakup
Main Tumhe Bhulne Ki Bahurt Koshish Karta
Hoon, Par Kya Karun, Mummy Roz Mujhe
BADAM Khila Deti Hai Aur Tumhari
Yaad Fir Se Aa Jati Hai!!

Ek Sardar Sochta Raha

Ek Sardar Sochta Raha
Sochta Raha....
Sochta Raha....
Sochta Raha ....
Saari Zindagi Sochta Raha Aur
Sochte Sochte Mar Gaya Ki.......
Meri Behan Ke 3 Bhai Hai To
Mere Do Bhai Kyun?

Mujhe Dhamkiyan Milti Hai

Chintu Mujhe Phone Par Dhamkiyan Milti Hai.
Police: Kaun Apko Dhamka Raha Hai?
Chintu: Telephone Wale Hai......
Kahte Hai...Agar Bill Nahi Bharoge To ......
.....
......
......
Kaat Doonga!!

What Is Love? God's Explaination

A Man Asked God
What Is Love?
God Said Go To The Garden
And Get The Most Beautiful Flower
Man Returned Empty Handed And Told That
I Found The Most Beautiful Flower But
I Kept Walking In The Hope For Better One
Then I Realised I Ignored The Best One
I Went Back But Could Not Find It There
God Said: This Is Love
You Dont Value When You Have It
But Repent When You Loose It.
So Never Let Your Love Go!!

I Love You So Much My Dear

I Love You So Much My Dear
My Heart Is Very Sure...
As Time Goes On...
I Will Love You More
Your Happy Smile Your Loving Face
No One Will Ever Take Your Place.

If You Feel Sad And Lonely

Whenever In Your Life
If You Feel Sad And Lonely...
I Will Hold Your Hand And
Take You For A Walk On Bridge

And Show You Where To Jump From!

Hello!! I Am Your Mobile Phone

Hello!! I Am Your Mobile Phone
There Is No Particular Problem
I Just Want To Tell You That..
I Want To Leave Your Pocket Right Now..
Because Your Smell Is UNBEARABLE!!

Relationship Requires Small Efforts

Relationship Requires Small Efforts...
Even When Friends Are Busy With Their
Own Lives... A Simple SMS Reminds
Each Other That ....
" You Are Not Forgotten"

Reply The Answer Of This Puzzle

A Shop Sells Chocolates @ Re. 1 Each
You Can Exchange 3 Wrappers For One
Chocolate. If You Have Rs. 15,....
How Many Chocolates Can You Totally Get?
Reply The Answer Of  This Puzzle 

An Infosys Question: Decode If U R Genius

An Infosys Question:
i + Opposite Of W
+ Initial Of Ice
+ Twice Of The Letter b4t
+3/4 Of X
+15th Letter
+1/2 Of O
DECODE It If You Are Genius
And Reply Immediately

A Kiss To Go To Sleep

I Will Give ou A Kiss To Go To Sleep
I Will Give You Two Kisses To Dream...
I Will Give You Endless Row Of  Kisses
If You Promise To Wake Up In
The Morning And Think Of  Me!!