What Happened To Ur Mobile?

What Happened To Your Mobile???
I Was Trying To Call You
But I Got This Message...
" Welcome To The Jungle Network
The Monkey U R Trying To Call
Is On Tree... Please Try Later. Thank You!

I Am A Notorious Killer

I Am A Notorious Killer
I Kill People For Money,
I Am A Notorious Killer
I Kill People For Money,
But You Are My Friend...
I Will Kill You For Free.

Sadness Happiness Jolly Moments

I Want To Share Everything With You,
Your Sadness,
Your Happiness,
Your Jolly Moments,
Every Single Second Of The Day,
Let's Start With Your ATM Password First!!

Never Think hard About Past

Never Think hard About Past,
It Brings "Tears" :\-(
Don't Think More bout Future,
It Brings "Fears" :-I
Live This Moment With a Smile,
It Brings "Cheers" :-)
So Keep Smiling )))

Puzzle: I Can Swallow Everything

I Can Swallow Everything
And Can Digest It Fully
But If I Drink Water
I Will Die Soon.
Guess? Who Am I

Riddle Sms: I Am A 5 Letter Word

Puzzle: I Am A 5 Letter Word
If All The 5 Letters Are Available
I Am A Talent In You,
If You Remove My 1st Letter I Will Die,
If You Remove My 1st Two Letters I Will Be Sick.
Who Am I??

A Coin Is Easy To Earn

A Coin Is Easy To Earn,
A Friend Is Hard To Find,
The Coin Depreciates But A Friend Appriciates,
I Lost A Coin When I Smsed You,
But It Is Ok. I Got You!!

Puzzle Sms: I Have Many Feathers

I Have Many Feathers Which Help Me To Fly,
I Have A Body And A Head But I Am Not Alive,
It Is Your Steangth Which Determines How Far I Go,
You Can Hold Me In Your Hand...
But I Am Never Thrown.
What Am I ??

Answer: Arrow

Puzzle Sms: What Does Man Love More

What Does Man Love More Than Life,
Fear More Than Death Or Mortal Strife,
What The Poor Have, The Rich Require,
And What Contented Men Desire,
What Misers Spend And Spendthrifts Save,
And All Men Carry To The Grave?

True Friends Are Like Diamonds

True Friends Are Like Diamonds
They Are Real And Rare
False Friends Are Like Leaves
They Are Scattered Everywhere.

Puzzle/Riddle Sms: Proove It If U R Genius

Prove It If You Are Genius:-
There Is A Bus With 7 Girls,
Each Girl Has 7 Bags,
In Each Bag There Are 7 Big Cats,
Each Big Cat Has 7 Little Cats,
Each Cat Has 4 Legs,
How Many Legs Are Present I The Bus??

Answer: 10990

Puzzle: My Waist Is Slender

My Voice Is Tender,
My Waist Is Slender And..
I Am Often Invited To Play,
Yet Whereever I Go..
I Must Take My Bow,
Or Else I Have Nothing To Say,
What Am I ??

Answer: Violin

Puzzle Sms: If You Look At Me

If You Look At Me
I Will Look At You,
If You Grin At Me
I Will Grin At You,
If You Will Dance
I Will Also Dance,
But If You Shout..
Sorry!! I Can't... Who Am I??