1 Glass paani lo us me Neem ke

1 Glass paani lo us me
Neem ke ped ke phool dalo,
2 Ghante ke liye rakh do,
Fir dus min. garam kar k
Thanda karne k baad pee lo,
Kanjusi k saare keede mar jayenge,
Fir sms karna

Kaash pyar ka insurance ho jata

Kaash pyar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata,
Pyar me wafa mile to theek,
Warn bewafao pe jo kharcha hota,
Uska claim to mil jaata?

Friends and medicine play the same role

Friends and medicine
Play the same role
In our life....
Both care for us in pain,
The only difference is that,
Friendship doesn't have..
An expiry date.

What is marriage?

What is marriage?
Ans: 1 yr " Alpenlibe: Ji lalchaye rha na jaye,
2nd yr "TVS" Meelo chalti muskaan,
3rd Yr " Kinetic" Sabki hawa nikaal de,
4th yr "Chloromint" Dobara mat poochna

Dar dar bhatakte firte hai

Dar dar bhatakte firte hai,
armaan ki tarah,
Har koi milta hai,
Anjaan ki tarah,
Doston se call ki
Aas kya rakhna,
Ye to SMS bhi bhejte hai,
Ehsaan ki tarah

Thought for the day:

"PATI" aur "GADHE" me kya farak hai?
Patit to GADHA ho sakta hai lekin,
GADHA itna gadha nahi ki voh pati bane...

Yaad ke parchaiyan

Yaad ki parchaiyan
Hardam rahengi saath saath,
Mumkin ho agar to,
Mujhko bhulakar dekhna.

Cheerful people are like sunlight

Cheerful people are like sunlight,
They shine in the corners of the heart,
And offers bright morning and fresh hopes,
"Good Morning" to one such person

Life is for living, Iive for you

Life is for living, I live mine for you,
Love is for giving, I give mine for you,
Dreams are for dreaming, My dreams are for you,
Hearts are for beating, My beats only for you.

The ideal man is the one who:

The ideal man is the one who:
Does not drink,
Does not smoke,
Does not flirt,
Does not sleep early.
In short ideal is the one
Who does not exist.

Hey Friend! Don't worry just remember

Hey Friend! Don't worry just remember
That without stupidity
There is can be no wisdom,
And without ugliness
There could be no beauty,
So the world need you after all
In the way you are.

Pyara sa ehsaas ho tum

Pyara sa ehsaas ho tum,
Har pal mere paas ho tum,
Jeene ki ek aas ho tum,
Man ka ek vishwas ho tum,
Isiliye kuch khaas ho tum

Doctor: Kya takleef hai?

Doctor: Kya takleef hai?
Patient: Sahab sote samay
SAAS ko lene me takleef hoti hai.
Doctor: Ab dus din tak sote samay
SAAS ko nahi, SAALI ko lo.