What are you doing today?

Wife to husband: "What are you doing today?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "But you did that yesterday also."
Husband: "I could not finish it!!"
😂

मुसीबत का सामना करो

पत्नि मायके से वापिस आयी ...... 😊 😊
पति दरवाजा खोलते हुये जोर जोर से हसने लगा😂😂😂

पत्नि,,, ऐसे क्यो हसं रहे हो .....?? 😯,,!!!!
पति--- गुरूजी ने कहा था कि जब भी मुसीबत सामने आये उसका सामना हंसते हुए करो

😮😮😜😜😜

Santa Banta Jokes Sms: Khane me kya bana hai

Santa Ka Wife se Jhagda ho Gaya
Santa Ghar Se Chala Gaya
Santa Ne Raat Ko Ghar Pe Phone Kiya
Aour Wife Se Poocha: Khaane Me Kya Bana Hai?
Wife: Zahar
Santa: Mujhe Aane Me Der Ho Jayegi Tum Khakar So Jana!

Hindi Sms: Ye to Waqt Hi Batata Hai

Jhootha Apnapan To Har Koi Jatata Hai.
Wo Apna hi Kya Jo Pal Pal Satata Hai
Yakeen Na Karna Har Kisi Par Kyonki
Kareeb Hai Kitna Koi
Ye To Waqt Hi Batata Hai

Santa Banta: Dettol Soap Hai

Santa dukandaar se: Lala ji Dettol soap hai?
Dukandaar: Haan Hai
Santa: Achha wala dettol Hai?
Dukandaar: Haan hai... doon?
Santa: Badhiya Quality ka hai?
Dukandaar: Haan Bhai Hai, Kitne doon
Santa: Lala ji dettol se haath dho kar ek kilo atta de do!!

Subah ho gayi Mamu

Park me..
Naali me..
Gutter ke paas..
Sadak pe..
Railway track pe..
terrace pe..


Jahan kahi pade ho
Jaago subah ho gayi mamu!

Ek Pyara Sa SMS

Socha Aap Se Baat Karu
Fir Socha, Ek Mulakaat Karu,
Fir Socha Kyun Na Intezaar Karu
Fir Socha Kyun Na Ek Kaam Karu,
Ek Pyara Sa SMS Aapke Naam Karu!
Happy Valentines Day!!

Pyar Ki Shuruaat

Phool Ki Shuruvat Kali Se Hoti Hai,
Zindagi Ki Shuruvat Pyar Se Hoti Hai,
Pyar Ki Shurvaat Apno Se Hoti Hai,
Apno Ki Shurvaat Aapse Hoti Hai,
        HAPPY DIWALI

Telling A Lie Means

Telling A Lie Means...
Fault For A Little Kid,
An Art For A Lover,
An Accomplishment For A Bachelor,
And A Matter Of Survival for...
Most Married Man!

Friendship SMS- Dosti Ka Rishta Kabhi

Dosti Ka Rishta Kabhi
Purana Nahi Hota...
Is Se Bada Koi...
Khazana Nahi Hota
Dosti To Pyar Se Bhi Pavitra Hai
Qunki Isme Koi....
Pagal Ya Deewana Nahi Hota!

👬👬👬

Makke Di Roti Sarson Da Saag

Makke Di Roti...
Aur Sarson Da Saag...,
Moongfali Di Khushboo...
Aur Gurh Di Mithaas....,
Mubarak Hove Tanu...
Lohri Da Tyohaar!!
Happi Lohri... Happy Makar Sankranti!

Gamo Ki Vidai Kar Do - Christmas Offer

Aakhon Se Ansuon Ki Judai Kar Do
Dil Se Gamon Ki Vidai Kar Do,
Agar Dil Na Lage Kahin To
Aa Jaao Mere Ghar Ki Safai Kar Do.
Offer Chtistmas Tak Valid Hai!!

Misleading Relations- Humorous Situation

Doctor Pagal Se: "Tum Pagal Kyun Huey??
Pagal: Mine Ek Vidhwa Se Shadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se
Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki... Yu Wo Meri Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi.
Un Ke Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behan Hui Magar Main Uski
Nani Ka Pati Tha Is Liye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi Hui.
Isi Tarah Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya
Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Baap Mera Damad Ban Gaya
Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur ..
Doctor: Abe Saale Chup Kar!! Kya Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kar Dega!!!!