Arj kiya hai- Tere dar pe sanam

Arj kiya hai!
Tere dar pe sanam bar bar ayenge,
Tere dar pe sanam bar bar ayenge,
Aur!
Ghanti bajayenge...
Bhaag jayenge.

Raat bhar aapki yaad aati rahegi

Raat bhar aapki yaad aati rahegi,
Har saans aapko bulati rahegi,
Kuch to raham karo mere dil ka dilbar,
Varna ahista-ahista meri jaan jaati rahegi.

Phool khushboo ke liye

Phool - khushboo ke liye,
Pyar - Nibhane ke liye,
Khushi - Muskurane ke liye,
Ye SMS - Sirf aapko,
Apni yaad dilane ke liye.

Hamara pyar Raymond's jaisa nahi

Hamara pyar
Raymond's jaisa nahi,
Since 1965,
Pepsi jaisa nahi,
Ye dil maange more,
Ye hoga LIC jaisa,
Zindagi ke saath bhi,
Zindagi ke baad bhi.

Rooth jao kitna par mana lenge

Rooth jao kitna par mana lenge,
Door jao kitna bhi bula lenge,
Dil akhir dil hai koi sagar ki ret to nahi,
Jo likh ke naam aapka mita denge.

Kiss is a key of love

Kiss is s key of love,
Love is a lock of marriage,
Marriage is a box of children,
Children is a problem of India,
So never kiss a GIRL

Baharo ki mehfil suhani rahegi

Baharo ki mehfil suhani rahegi,
Labon pe khushi ki kahani rahegi,
Chamakte rahenge khushiyon ke sitaare,
Agar aapki tan man se meharbaani rahegi.
"MISS YOU"

Door chaand kahi jal raha hoga

Door chaand kahi jal raha hoga,
Kisi ka dil machal raha hoga,
Uff, Ye hawaon me itni khushbu kaisi hai,
Zaroor koi mujhe bhi miss kar raha hoga.

Ek mulakaat karo humse inayat samajhkar

Ek mulakaat karo humse inayat samajhkar,
Hum hisaab bhi denge qayamat samajhkar,
Meri dosti par kabhi shaq na karna,
Hum dosti bhi karte hai ibadat samajhkar

Is dil ka ek armaan hai

Is dil ka ek armaan hai,
Ek chaand me hamari jaan hai,
Jise door se dekhna to mumkin hai,
Par milna kahan asaan hai,
Kyonki hum to zameen hai,
Aur wo asmaan hai.

Gita ka gyan

Gita ka gyan:
Mobile nirjeev hai.
Sim iski aatma hai.
SMS woh gyan hai
Jo baatne se badta hai.
Isliye he praani,
Balance ki moh maya tyag kar
Nirantar SMS kare.

Na mile kisi ka saath to hume yaad karna

Na mile kisi ka saath to hume yaad karna,
Tanhai ho mahsoos to hume yaad karna,
khushiya batane ko tum dost hazaar rakhna,
Gum baatne ho to hume yaad karna

Bhikhari: Saab 10 Rs. de do coffee peena hai

Bhikhari: Saab 10 Rs. de do coffee peena hai
Man: Kyun? ek coffee to 5 Rs. ki hai
Bhikhari: Saab sath me girlfrnd bhi hai
Man: Bhikhari hokar girlfrnd bana li
Bhikhari: Nahi saab GF ne bhikhari bana diya.
SO KEEP DISTANCE