Rishte hote hai...

Rishte hote hai zindagi bitane ke liye,
Hum apni hasti mita denge,
Dosti nibhane ke liye,
Milne ka to naseeb nahi hai,
SMS kiya hai apni yaad,
Dilane ke liye

Dhokha mila jab pyar me

Dhokha mila jab pyar me,
Zindagi me udaasi chhaa gayi,
Socha tah chhor denge is rah ko,
Phir aj mohalle me doosri aa gayi.

Dil ko aadat hai chot khane ki

Dil ko aadat hai chot khane ki,
Bheegi palko ke sang muskurane ki,
Kaash anjaam pehle hi jaan lete,
To koshish bhi na karte dil lagane ki.

Teri doori ka ehsaas

Teri doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab se door jaane ki sochi hai,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur kareeb aane laga.

Maut ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi

Maut ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
Mitti meri kabra se utha raha hai koi,
Ae khuda do pal ki zindagi aue de de,
Meri kabra se udaas ja raha hai koi.

Kaisa zamaana aa gaya hai

Kaisa zamaana aa gaya hai
Idea waalo ne had kar di,
Bade Bade poster me ek,
Ladki dikhate hai,
Aur likhte hai,
Lage raho raat bhar,
Sirf 10 paise me

Bheeg jaati hai palke tanhai me

Bheeg jaati hai palke tanhai me,
Darte hai koi jaan na le,
Pasand karte hai tez barsaat me chalna,
Kyonki rote hue koi pehchaan na le

No klnowledge without college

No knowledge without college,
No life without wife,
But remember wife is knife,
That cuts your life,
So don't choose,
Your wife in college.

Ek ada apki dil churane ki,
Ek ada apki dil me bas jaane ki,
Chehra apka chand sa,
Aur jid hamari chand ko pane ki

Chupke se chaand ki roshni

Chupke se chaand ki roshni,
Aapki ho jaye,
Dheere se hawa aapko kuch kah jaye,
Dil se jise chaahte ho,
Maang lo use khuda se,
Hum dua karenge, aapko
Har khushi mil jaye

Baagon me phool khilte rahenge

Baagon me phool khilte rahenge,
Raato ko diye jalte rahenge,
Dua hai khuda se, aap
Khush rahe hamesha,
Baki tang to hum,
Aapko karte rahenge

Are o saambha

Gabbar : Are o Saambha
Ye SMS padhne waala insaan hai ki langoor?
Saambha: Agar reply kiya to insaan,
nahi to langoor...
Abhi pata chal jayega

Santa

Amitabh: aapka akhiri sawaal
1 crore ka ...
Aapke baap ka naam kya hai?
Santa hasne laga
Amitabh: Aap has kyo rahe hai?
Santa : Aapne abhi tak option nahi bataya?