Gamo Ki Vidai Kar Do - Christmas Offer

Aakhon Se Ansuon Ki Judai Kar Do
Dil Se Gamon Ki Vidai Kar Do,
Agar Dil Na Lage Kahin To
Aa Jaao Mere Ghar Ki Safai Kar Do.
Offer Chtistmas Tak Valid Hai!!

Misleading Relations- Humorous Situation

Doctor Pagal Se: "Tum Pagal Kyun Huey??
Pagal: Mine Ek Vidhwa Se Shadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se
Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki... Yu Wo Meri Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi.
Un Ke Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behan Hui Magar Main Uski
Nani Ka Pati Tha Is Liye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi Hui.
Isi Tarah Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya
Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Baap Mera Damad Ban Gaya
Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur ..
Doctor: Abe Saale Chup Kar!! Kya Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kar Dega!!!!

Life Is A Continous Challenge

Life Is A Continous Challenge
And An Unending Struggle.
We Are Not Made Rich
By What Is In Our Pocket but,
We Are Rich By
What Is In Our Heart.....!

Drunken Mouse and Cat argument

Janwaro Ki Party Me Chuha
4 Peg Laga Ke Tunn Tha
Billi- Aj Party Na Hoti To Mai Tujhe Khaa Jaati!!
Chuha- Chali Jaa Nahi To Log Kahenge
Ke Nashe Me Aurat Par Hath Utha Diya!!!!

Our Friendship Is Like Biscuits

Our Friendship Is Like Biscuits
You are SUN I am FEAST,
You Are MARIE, I Am GOLD
You Are 20, I am 20
Similarly You Are CRACK & I Am JACK!!

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Remember The Golden Heritage

Let Us Remember The Golden Heritage
Of Our Country India And
Feel Proud To Be a Part Of  India.
Happy Independence Day
Jai Hind, Jai Bharat!!

Boss Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka

EK Monkey Mere Paas Aya Aur
Mujhse Poochha " Batao Kisko Pareshaan
Karna Hai?? Maine Apka Naam Bataya To
Usne Mujhe Ek Chanta Mara Aur Bola....
"MERE BOSS SE PANGA NAHI LENE KA..KYA!!!"

Innocent Baby Handling His Breakup

Innocent Baby Handling His Breakup
Main Tumhe Bhulne Ki Bahurt Koshish Karta
Hoon, Par Kya Karun, Mummy Roz Mujhe
BADAM Khila Deti Hai Aur Tumhari
Yaad Fir Se Aa Jati Hai!!

Ek Sardar Sochta Raha

Ek Sardar Sochta Raha
Sochta Raha....
Sochta Raha....
Sochta Raha ....
Saari Zindagi Sochta Raha Aur
Sochte Sochte Mar Gaya Ki.......
Meri Behan Ke 3 Bhai Hai To
Mere Do Bhai Kyun?

Mujhe Dhamkiyan Milti Hai

Chintu Mujhe Phone Par Dhamkiyan Milti Hai.
Police: Kaun Apko Dhamka Raha Hai?
Chintu: Telephone Wale Hai......
Kahte Hai...Agar Bill Nahi Bharoge To ......
.....
......
......
Kaat Doonga!!

What Is Love? God's Explaination

A Man Asked God
What Is Love?
God Said Go To The Garden
And Get The Most Beautiful Flower
Man Returned Empty Handed And Told That
I Found The Most Beautiful Flower But
I Kept Walking In The Hope For Better One
Then I Realised I Ignored The Best One
I Went Back But Could Not Find It There
God Said: This Is Love
You Dont Value When You Have It
But Repent When You Loose It.
So Never Let Your Love Go!!

I Love You So Much My Dear

I Love You So Much My Dear
My Heart Is Very Sure...
As Time Goes On...
I Will Love You More
Your Happy Smile Your Loving Face
No One Will Ever Take Your Place.

If You Feel Sad And Lonely

Whenever In Your Life
If You Feel Sad And Lonely...
I Will Hold Your Hand And
Take You For A Walk On Bridge

And Show You Where To Jump From!

Hello!! I Am Your Mobile Phone

Hello!! I Am Your Mobile Phone
There Is No Particular Problem
I Just Want To Tell You That..
I Want To Leave Your Pocket Right Now..
Because Your Smell Is UNBEARABLE!!

Relationship Requires Small Efforts

Relationship Requires Small Efforts...
Even When Friends Are Busy With Their
Own Lives... A Simple SMS Reminds
Each Other That ....
" You Are Not Forgotten"

Reply The Answer Of This Puzzle

A Shop Sells Chocolates @ Re. 1 Each
You Can Exchange 3 Wrappers For One
Chocolate. If You Have Rs. 15,....
How Many Chocolates Can You Totally Get?
Reply The Answer Of  This Puzzle 

An Infosys Question: Decode If U R Genius

An Infosys Question:
i + Opposite Of W
+ Initial Of Ice
+ Twice Of The Letter b4t
+3/4 Of X
+15th Letter
+1/2 Of O
DECODE It If You Are Genius
And Reply Immediately

A Kiss To Go To Sleep

I Will Give ou A Kiss To Go To Sleep
I Will Give You Two Kisses To Dream...
I Will Give You Endless Row Of  Kisses
If You Promise To Wake Up In
The Morning And Think Of  Me!!

Give You A Shower

I Am A Dog
And You Are A Flower...
So Let Me Lift My Leg..
And Give You A Shower!!!

Zindagi Ki Udaan Abhi Baaki Hai

Zindagi Ki Asli Udaan Abhi Baaki Hai,
Apne Irado Ke Imtehaan Abhi Baaki Hai,
Abhi To Naapi Hai Mutthi Bhar Zameen humne,
Abhi To Saara Asmaan Baaki Hai!

A Prayer To Bless Your Way

A Prayer To Bless Your Way,
A Wish To Lighten Your Moments,
A Cheer To Perfect Your Day,
A Text To Say Happy Birthday!

A Smile Is A curve That

A Smile Is A curve That
Sets Everything Straight
And Wipes Wrinkle Away,
Hope You Share A Lot. And
Recieve A Lot In Days To Come.
Happy Birthday!!

Choosing Your Friend By Their Character

Choosing Your Friend By Their Character
And Your Socks By Their Color!
Choosing You Socs By Their Character
Has No Meaning At All...
And Chossing A Friend By Their Color
Is Obsolutely Nonsense and Unthinkable!!

Value My Friends More

I Value My Friends More
Than I Value My Life,
So, When I Say..
You Are My Friend,
It's Just As Good As
Saying .."You Are My Life".

Life Is Very Similar To A Tennis Match

Life Is Very Similar To A Tennis Match..
If You Want To Win You Have To Serve Well...
And Remember That A Match
Starts With "LOVE ALL"

When I Think Of You

I Think Of You And You Think Of Me..
But There Is One Difference...
When I Think Of You..I Send You A SMS Message
And You Think Of  Me After You Recieve My Sms Message.

When Pages Of My Life End

Someday When Pages Of  My Life End.
I Know That You Will Be Its Most Beautiful Chapter,
And If Ever I get To Read It Again ,
It Will Open From The Page Where I first Met You.

Mobile Software Ud Jaye

Jo Mujhe Bhool Jaye
Uska Mobile Toot Jaye...
Mobile Charger Jal Jaye...
SIM Lock Ho Jaye...
Software Ud Jaye...
Local Call Per ISD Ka Bill Aye...
Local Area Me Bhi
Roaming Lag Jaye..
Good Night!!

Fools Delete My Sms Messages

Idiots Read My Sms Messages.
Fools Delete My Sms Messages...
Monkeys Forward My Sms Messages...
Donkeys Save My Sms Messages...
Mad People Edit My Sms Messages...
And Beggars Send My Sms Back To Me.

Difference Between Talents And Intelligence

The Difference Between Talent And Intelligence:-
To Get Up Early In The Morning Is Talent.
And To Not Try Such Nonsense Is Intelligence!

When You Fall In Love

When You Fall In Love
Nobody In The World Can Stop You.
Only Two Powers Can Stop You...
Mom's Sandal
And Dad's Belt!!

Loveless Life Is Like

Loveless Life Is Like A Fruitless Tree,
But Friendless Life Is Like A Rootless Tree.
Tree Can Live Without Fruit
But Not Without Roots.
I love You My Dear Friend!

Happy Holi Bol Du

Aapke Saare Gum
Khushiyon Se Tol Du
Apne Saare Raaz
Apke Samne Khol Du
Koi Mujhse Pehle Na Bol De
Isliye 1 Din Pehle Hi Apko
HAPPY HOLI... BOL DU..

So Romantic But Always Simple

Tragedy Of  Moon:
So Simple But So Atteractive,
So Enlightening But So Cool,
So Moving But So Still,
So Quite But So Popular,
So Romantic But Always Simple.

They Want To Hug Each Other

My Upper Eyelashes Have
Fallen In Love With Lower Eyelashes,
And They Want To Hug Each Other For Whole Night
They Are Just Waiting for The Magical Word "Good Night"

Cute And Pure In Heart

Special Friends Are Really
Really Hard To Find.. Specially
Those Who Are "Cute" And "Pure In Heart"
So My Advise For You Is NEVER LET ME GO.

Cheezen Lut Chuki Hain Dil Ke Saath

Aur Bhi Bahut Si Cheezen Lut Chuki Hain Dil Ke Saath,
Yeh Bataya Doston Ne Ishq Farmane Ke Baad,
Is Liye Kamrey Ki Har Cheez Check Karta Hoon,
Ik Tere Aane Se Pehle Aur Ik Tere Jaane Ke Baad.

Wo Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi

Wo Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi,
Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar They,
Kuchh Hum Agey Badhey
Kuchh Wo Agey Badhi,
Hum Kuchh Aur Agey Badhey,
Woh Bhi Kuchh Aur Agey Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Agey Badhey
Woh Bhi Aur Agey Badhi,
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar They
Aur Woh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hain.

A Friend With Beautiful Hearts

In This Cruel World
It Is Very Difficult To Find
A Friend With....
Beautiful Hearts.
Pure Feelings,
Attractive Personality &
Stylish Looks
So....
Kadar Karo Meri and
Compliment Me!

Are You Male Or Female

Are You Male Or Female?
To Know The Answer See Below
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Oh No Dear!
Not Here
See Below Youself!!

Combindly Fall In Love

112 Crores Of People
Combindly Fall In Love
With One. It Is INDIA!!
Jai Hind... Jai Bharat!

Azaad Bharat Ke Nikammo

Azaad Bharat Ke Nikammo...
Ek Din Ke Baad Agar
Valentine Day Hota To
Aaj Se Hi  Message Ki
Line Laga Dete.
Nalayakon Ab Kaam Bandh Karo
Aur Sabko Ye Message Forward Karo
Happy Republic Day!!