What Do You Want To Become In Future?

Teacher Asks Children in Classroom
What Do You Want To Become In Future?
Bunty: I Want To Beacome A Doctor
Pinky: I Want To Become A Mother
Shekhar: I Want To Help Pinky!!

Your One Smile can kill

Do You Know?
Your One Smile
Can Kill Hundred's Of People.
So You Can Help In
Population Control
So Dear Keep Smiling Always!

Those Seductive Eyes

Those Seductive Eyes,
Those Kissable Lips,
That Sexy Smile...
Saucy Ass
The Perfect Talk
That's Enough About Me
How About You

Kiss Kisi Ki Mehfil Me

Kiss Kisi Ki Mehfil Me,
Kiss Kisi Ne Kiss Kisi Ko Kiss Kiya.
Ek Hum Hai Jisne Har Kiss Ko Miss Kiya,
Aur Ek Aap Hai Jisne Har Miss Ko Kiss Kiya.

Zoo Se Bhage Hue Bandar

Oye Khajoor....
Zoo Se Bhage Hue Bandar,
Gandi Naali Ke Keede,
Sade Hue Kele Ke Chilke,
Circus Ke Naachne Wale Bhaloo,
Aisa Kisi Ko Na Kehna....
Bahul Bura Lagta Hai

Love Is Painful

Love Is Painful,
Life Is Too...
You Dream Of Someone,
Someone Dreams Of You,
Although These Dreams Rarely Comes True,
It Feels Good To Dream
Of Someone Like You.

Forgiving Terrorist Is

Forgiving Terrorist Is
Left To God ;
But Fixing Their Appointment
With GOD Is Our Responsibility.

Never Try To Examine
Your Love Relationship...
Because They Are Like Diamonds,
When You Hit Them ...
They Don't Break But,
May Slip Away From Your Life

Ajeeb Baat Hai Wo Mujhse Khafa Bhi Raha

Ajeeb Baat Hai Wo Mujhse Khafa Bhi Rahe,
Wo Doston Se Mera Haal Poochta Bhi Rahe,
Ajeeb Tarah Se Usne Guftgu Ki Mujhse,
Honth Band The Par Nigahon Se Bolta Bhi Rahe!

Barbad Kar Gaye Wo Zindagi Pyar Ke Naam Se

Barbad Kar Gaye Wo Zindagi Pyar Ke Naam Se,
Bewafai Mili Sirf Wafa Ke Naam Se,
Zakhm Hi Zakhm Diya Usne Dawa Ke Naam Se,
Asmaan Bhi Ro Pada Meri Mohabbat Ke Anjaam Se!

Troubles Are Similar To Washing Machines

Troubles Are Similar To Washing Machines
They Twist Us Turn Us And Knoks Us Around
But At The End You Come Out
Brighter And Better Than Before

Don't Mind If Somebody Hurts You

Don't Mind If Somebody Hurts You
Because It Is Law Of Nature That
The Tree That Bears Sweetest Fruit
Gets the Maximum Number Of Stones

Ujala Kab Kam Hua Pata Na Chala

Ujala Kab Kam Hua Pata Na Chala,
Muskurahat Kab Gayab Hui Pata Naa Chala,
Aapki Yaad Me Khoye Is Tarah,
Aankh Kab Nam Hui Pata Na Chala!

Philosophy Of Life

Philosophy Of Life:
At the begining After Marriage
Girls Treats Husband As GOD
But As time Passes The Alphabet Get Reversed
And Husband Becomes DOG

A Man Calls His Wife through idea Mobile

A Man Calls His Wife through idea Mobile
But The Call goes to Another Woman
They Loved And got Married,
Moral Of The Story- An !dea Can Change your Wife!

Woh Paas Aate To Hum Baat Kar Lete

Woh Paas Aate To Hum Baat Kar Lete,
Woh Saath Rehte To Pyar Kar Lete,
Jaane Kya Mazboori Thi Jo Wo Chale Gaye,
Wajah Batate To Hum Intezaar Hi Kar Lete.

Naseeb Tha Mera Jo Mujhse Wo Khafa Ho Gaye

Naseeb Tha Mera Jo Mujhse Wo Khafa Ho Gaye,
Na Jaane kyun Door Aur Bewafa Ho Gaye,
Intezaar Hai Unke Paigaam Ka,
Akhir Pata To Chale Wo Kispe Fida Ho Gaye!

Basic Difference Between God And Humans

Basic Difference Between God And Humans:
God Gives And forgives
Human Gets And Forgets
This Is The Fact Of Life

You Have The Ones That Think

You Have The Ones That Think
And You Have The Ones That Do Things.
The Worst Kind Is Those Who Think
That They Are Doing Things

You Are An Unwanted Child

You Are An Unwanted Child.
You Parents Paid The
Medical Expences Of Your Birth
With Their Accidental Insurance

When I Was A Dog

When I Was A Dog,
And You Were A Flower,
I Walked Over You..
And Gave You A Shower

Coins Always Make Sound But

Coins Always Make Sound But
The Currency Notes Are Always Silent,
So As Your Value Increases
One Should remain Calm And Silent.

Make Calls Totally Free Unlimited

From Tata To Tata Mobile
From Reliance To Reliance Mobile
From BSNL To BSNL Mobile
From Vodafone To All Vodafone Mobile
Totally Free Unlimited
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Make Free Miss Calls!!

My Sweetest Memory- Our Talks

My Sweetest Memory- Our Talks
My Biggest Sadness- Our Distance
My Biggest hope- I Will See You Soon
My Deepest Prayer- We Will Remain Friends Forever

Baat Baat Par Log Rooth Jaate Hai

Baat Baat Par Log Rooth Jaate Hai,
Haath Unse Anjaane Me Chhoot Jaate Hai,
Kahten Hai Bada Nazuk Hai Pyar ka Rishta,
Isme Haste Haste Bhi Dil Toot Jaate Hai.

Behte Aansoon Ki Zubaan Nahi Hoti

Behte Aansoon Ki Zubaan Nahi Hoti,
Lafzon Me Mohabbat Bayaan Nahi Hoti,
Mila Hai Pyar To Pyar Ki Kadar Karo,
Kismat Har Kisi Par Meharbaan Nahi Hoti.

Don't EXPECT Anything In Life

Don't EXPECT Anything In Life
EXPECTATIONS Hurt A Lot.
When You Don't EXPECT,
Every Moment Will Be A Surprise &
Every Surprise Brings You Happiness

Monsoon, Rain Or Summer's Heat

Monsoon, Rain Or Summer's Heat,
Your Love Is The Reason Why I Breath,
Tell Me Dear What Is Sweet,
Is That You Or Your Heart Beat?

Love Is Not Blind

Love Is Not Blind,
It Sees More Not Less
But Because It Sees More,
It Is Willing To See Less.

Hasrat Hai Sirf Aapko Paane Ki

Hasrat Hai Sirf Aapko Paane Ki,
Aur Koi Khwahish Nahi Is Deewane Ki,
Shikwa Mujhe Aapse Nahi Khuda Se Hai,
Kya Zaroorat Thi Aapko Itna Cute Banane Ki.

Husband To Buy Her A New Car

Wife Hints Her Husband To Buy Her A New Car
"Darling Can You Gift Me Something
That Goes 0 To 80 in 3 Seconds When I Am On It?
Santa Gifted Her A Weighing Machine

When It Rains All Birds Fly For Shelter

When It Rains All Birds Fly For Shelter,
But Eagle Avoid The Rain And Fly Above The Cloud,
Problems Are Common To All
But Atttitude Makes The Difference.

Prayer Is Not A Spare Wheel That

Prayer Is Not A Spare Wheel That
You Pull Out When You Are In Trouble,
Use It As A Steering Wheel That Keeps You,
On The Right Path Throughout Your Life.

Funny Quote

Funny Quote:-
Always....
Come Like A Horse...
Sit Like A Thief....
Go Like A Lion....
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This Was Written On A Toilet Door!!!

Friends Are Like Smell Of Cigarettes

Friends Are Like Smell Of Cigarettes
Which Stays On Fingertips For Short Time,
But True Friends Are Like Nicotine In Cigarettes,
Which Stays In Heart Till Death!!

What Is Friendship?

What Is Friendship?
It Is A Ship Loaded With
"Love" "Care" & "Share"
Crossing The Sea Of Heart
Having No Wheels Of
"Sorry" & "Thanks"
Hope Our Ship Never Sinks.

A GIRL FRIEND And MOTOR BIKE

What Is The Difference Between
A GIRL FRIEND And MOTOR BIKE
MOTORBIKE is First
Kicked And Then Used,
While A GIRLFRIEND Is
First Used And Then Kicked.

Santa: In All AIDS Advertisements

Santa: In All AIDS Advertisements
They Talk About Safe Sex!
What Is Safe Sex?
Banta: Oye Safe Sex Is
When Wife Is Out Of Town!!

Dil Par Kisika Zor Nahi Hota

Dil Par Kisika Zor Nahi Hota,
Dil Ki Awaaz Se Shor Nahi Hota,
Iske Khone Ka Ghum Kare Bhi To Kaise,
Kyunki Dil Churane Wala Bhi Chor Nahi Hota.

Saanson Se Bhi Pyari Yaadein Hain Tumhari

Saanson Se Bhi Pyari Yaadein Hain Tumhari,
Dhadkan Se Bhi Pyari Baatein Hain Tumhari,
Tumhen Yakeen Ho Na Ho Par
Is Zindagi Se Bhi Pyari Hai Dosti Tumhari.

Zindagi Udaas Hone Ka Naam Nahi

Zindagi Udaas Hone Ka Naam Nahi,
Dosti Sirf Paas Hone Ka Naam Nahi,
Agar Tum Door Rehkar Bhi Hume Yaad Karo,
Isse Bada Humare Liye Koi Inaam Nahi.

Tum Bin Agar Guzaara Humara Hota

Tum Bin Agar Guzaara Humara Hota,
To Yun Na Aaj Tumko Pukara Hota,
Humare Dil Me Sirf Tum Hi Tum Ho,
Kaash Tumhare Dil Me Bhi Khayal Humara Hota.

Kar Sitam Kitne Bhi Mujh Par

Kar Sitam Kitne Bhi Mujh Par,
Is Dil Me Dhadkan Tere Naam Ki Hogi,
Khwahish To Adhuri Hai Bahut Si Magar,
Aakhiri Khwahish Tere Deedaar Ki Hogi.

Khuda Kare Har Raat Chand BankerAaye

Khuda Kare Har Raat Chand BankerAaye,
Din Ka Ujala Shaan ban Kar Aaye,
Kabhi Na Door Ho Aapke Chehre Se Khushi,
Har Naya Din Aisa Mehmaan Bankar Aaye.

Just As The Wind Dances In My Hair

Just As The Wind Dances In My Hair,
As The Ocean Massages My Thoughts,
As The Sun Blankets Me In Happiness &
As The Earth Travels With Me Accross
Universal Challenges So All The
Elements Of Your Love Fill My Life.

Joy Is The Experience Of Knowing That

Joy Is The Experience Of Knowing That
You Are Unconditionally Loved And That
Nothing -Sickness, Failure, Emotional Distress,
Oppression, War, Or Even Death
Can Take That Love Away..!

Don't Close Your Doors When You Feel Alone

Don't Close Your Doors When You Feel Alone,
Don't Close Your Heart When You Want To Love,
Don't Ever Close Your Hands When You Need Me,
Because I Will Be Holding Your Till The End.

Don't Close Your Doors When You Feel Alone

Don't Close Your Doors When You Feel Alone,
Don't Close Your Heart When You Want To Love,
Don't Ever Close Your Hands When You Need Me,
Because I Will Be Holding Your Till The End.