Mera Dil, Jigar, Kidney Ho Tum

Mera Dil, Jigar, Kidney Ho Tum,
Waqt Bewaqt Aaye Wo Fever Ho Tum,
Doob Kar Jisme Mar Jaaoun Wo River Ho Tum,
Mere Jeevan Me To Ab Forever Ho Tum.

Mere Wajood Me Kaash Tu Utar Jaye

Mere Wajood Me Kaash Tu Utar Jaye,
Main Dekhun Aaina Aur Tu Nazar Aaye,
Tum Ho Samne Aur Waqt Thahar Jaaye,
Yeh Zindagi Tujhe Yunhi Dekhte Hue Guzar Jaaye.

Anjaan Si Mulakaat Pehchaan Ban Gayi

Anjaan Si Mulakaat Pehchaan Ban Gayi,
Ek Meethe Se Rishte Ki Jaan Ban Gayi,
Do Kadam Tum Do Kadam Hum Chalen,
Aur Dosti Ki Raah Kitni Aasaan Ban Gayi.

Pyar Ki Wo Misaa Banayenge Hum

Pyar Ki Wo Misaa Banayenge Hum,
Aankhen Band Karoge To Nazar Aayenge Hum,
Bhar Denge Itna Pyar Dil Me Ki,
Khud Se Pehle Yaad Aayenge Hum.

Soorat Uski Khayalon Se Kyun Nahin Jaati

Soorat Uski Khayalon Se Kyun Nahin Jaati,
Neend Hai Aankhon Me Magar Kyun Nahi Aati,
Wo Saath Thi To Maut Ka Khauf Tha Mujhko,
Ab Main Tanha Hun To Maut Kyun Nahin Aati..!

May The Warmth And Splendor

May The Warmth And Splendor,
That Are A Part Of This
Auspicious Occasion,
Fill Your Life With
Happiness And Bight Cheer
For The Whole Year.
HAPPY DEEPAWALI

Lakshmi Ji Viraje Aapke Dwaar,
Sone Chaandi Se Bhar Jaaye
Aapka Ghar Baar...
Jeewan Me Laye Khushiyan Apaar,
Shubhkaamnayein Hamari Karein Sweekar..
HAPPY DEEPAWALI..!!

Jis Tarah Bhagwaan Ram Ne

Jis Tarah Bhagwaan Ram Ne,
Buraiyon Par Vijay Payee Thi
Usi Tarah Hum Bhi Buraiyon Par
Vijay Paayein, Aaiye Deep Jalayein!
HAPPY DEEPAWALI

Deepak Mein Jyoti

Deepak Mein Jyoti,
Jyoti Mein Prakash,
Pulkit Hai Dharti,
Jagmagaye Akash,
Diyon Ki Katar,
Kahe Baar Baar,
Viraje Mata Lakshmi
Aapke Ghar Dwaar.
Happy Diwali

Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gulfaam Bheja Hai

Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gulfaam Bheja Hai,
Sitaron Ne Aasmaan Se Salaam Bheja Hai,
Bahut Mubarak Ho Aapko Ye DEEPAWALI,
Humne Tahe Dil Se Ye Paigaam Bheja Hai.

With Gleam Of Lamps

With Gleam Of Lamps,
With Sound Of Crackers,
With Tastes Of Sweets
And Echo Of Chants
May Happiness And Contentment
Fill Your Life. Wishing You
A VERY HAPPY DEEPAWALI

Kumkum Bhare Kadmon Se Aaye

Kumkum Bhare Kadmon Se Aaye
Laxmi Ji Aapke Dwaar..
Sukh-Sampatti Aapko Mile Apaar,
Deepawali Ki Shubhkaamnayen
Aapke Poore Parivaar Ko
Karen Sweekaar! Happy Deepawali !

ChamanKo Sajaye Bahut Din Ho Gaye

ChamanKo Sajaye Bahut Din Ho Gaye,
Tumko Paas Bulaye Bahut Din ho Gaye,
Kisi Din Achanak Chale Aao Tum,
Hume Muskuraye Hue Bahut Din Ho Gaye.

Beshak Thoda Intezaar Mila Humko

Beshak Thoda Intezaar Mila Humko,
Par Duniya Ka Sabse Haseeen Yaar Mila Humko,
Naa Rahi Ab Tamanna Kisi Jannat Ki,
Teri Yaari Me Wo Pyaar Mila Humko.

Haqeeqat Ho Tum Kaise Tumhe Sapna Kahun

Haqeeqat Ho Tum Kaise Tumhe Sapna Kahun,
Tumhare Har Dard Ko Ab Mai Apna Kahun,
Sabkuchh Qurbaan Hai Tumhare Pyaar Me,
Kaun Hai Tumhare Siwa Jise Apna Kahun.

Aaj Unko Maine Khafa Kar Diya

Aaj Unko Maine Khafa Kar Diya,
Aisa Laga Jaise Khud Se Daga Kar Diya,
Unhe Kaise Manaun, Sochte Rahe Din Raat,
Aaj Aansoo Ne Bhi Aane Se Mana Kar Diya.

Rain Is The Gift Of Cloud

Rain Is The Gift Of Cloud,
Salt Is The Gift Of Sea,
Oxygen Is The Gift Of Air,
Fragrance Is The Gift Of Flower,
And Your Gift Is Our Friendship!
Thanks For Being My Friend.

Uff Kya Karte Ho

Uff Kya Karte Ho,
Door Hat Jaao,
Koi Dekhega To Kya Sochega
Akal nahi Hai Kya?
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Uff Abhi Nahi Karo Na
Akele Me Karna


Naak Saaf
Hamesha Ganda Hi Sochnaa....

Aaj Phir Aap Nazar Nahi Aaye

Aaj Phir Aap Nazar Nahi Aaye,
Phir Tamannaon Ke Fool Murjhaye,
Na Jaane Kin Galiyon Me Kho Gaye Aap,
Hum Police Station Se Lekar...
Aapko Paagal Khane Tak Dhoondh Aaye

Dil Badal Na Dena SIM Ki Tarah

Dil Badal Na Dena SIM Ki Tarah,
Mohabbat Low Na Karna Battery Ki Tarah,
Pyaar Kam Na Karna Balance Ki Tarah,
Hamesha Meri Zaroorat Mehsoos
Karna Charger Ki Tarah

Open with Love

Open with Love
Main Tumse Kuch Kehna Chahti Hun...
Wohi Baat Jo Dil Ko Choo Jaye
Wahi Pyaar Ke 3 Akshar..
"Mera Bharat Mahaan"

Some People Have Five Senses

Some People Have Five Senses,
Some People Have Six...
You Are A Gifted Person As You
Have The 7th Sense: Non sense

Your Recharge Voucher Has Expired

Your Recharge Voucher Has Expired
Don't Bother Buying Another.
Nobody Wants To Talk To You.

Your Smile Can Be compared With Flowers

Your Smile Can Be compared With Flowers,
Your Voice Can Be Compared With A Cuckoo,
Your Innocense Can Be Compared With A Baby,
But In Foolishness... You Have Got No Comparison

My Thumbs Never Pain

My Thumbs Never Pain
While Typing Sms For You,
But My Heart Beats Very Fast
Until I See " Sms Delivered to You"

The Fragrance Of Flower

The Fragrance Of Flower
Flows In The Direction Of The Wind
But The Goodness Of The Person
Flows In Every Direction.

Friendship Is A Chain Of Gold

Friendship Is A Chain Of Gold,
In Which Smile, Tear,
Laugh, Grip Of Faith
A World Of Faith Are Linked.

I Have Opened An Emotional Bank

I Have Opened An Emotional Bank
For You In My Heart..
Deposit Your Friendship And
I Will Make Sure That
You Get Heavy Interest
As Long As I Am Alive.

Mere Baad Aapko Apna Banane Kaun Aayega

Mere Baad Aapko Apna Banane Kaun Aayega,
Rulane To Sab Ayenge, Hasaane Kaun Ayega,
Karenge Sab Pyar Tumko Is Jahan Men,
Magar Nibhane Kaun Ayega..!

Kisi Ko Pyar Karna Nahi aata,
Kisi ko Pyar Ke Siwa Kuchh Nahi Aata,
Sirf Yahi Do Raasten Hai Zindagi Ke,
Ek Mujhe Nahi Aata Ek Unhen Nahi Aata.

Little keys Can Open Big Locks

Little Keys Can Open Big Locks,
Simple Words Can Reflect Great Thoughts,
Cute Smile Can Sure Heart Block,
So Keep Smiling.. It's Simple!

A Caring Person doesn't Call And Speak

A Caring Person doesn't Call And Speak,
He Makes It With A Simple Sms,
B'Coz Sms Is Not What The Mouth Speaks,
It's What The Heart Really Feels.

Ajab Sa Ehsaas Hai Dosti

Ajab Sa Ehsaas Hai Dosti,
Do Dilon Ka Saath Hai Dosti,
Khuda Ki Khudai Hai Dosti,
Zindagi Ki Sachhai Hai Dosti,
Naseeb Hai Humara Jo
Pai Hai Aapki Dosti.

Progress Has Little to Do With Speed

"Progress Has Little to Do With Speed,
But Much To Do With Direction"
It's Better To Concentrate on DIRECTION
Rather Than SPEED

Ist Dog: I Am New In This Locality

Ist Dog: I Am New In This Locality
I Want To Meet The Leader Of Dogs
2nd Dog: Shh... Keep Quite
Cant You See Sardar Is Reading SMS?

The beautiful Lines

The beatiful Lines....
"The Heart Is The Only
Broken Instrument That
Works Without Repairing
For Years!"

You Have A Special Smile And A Special Face

You Have A Special Smile And A Special Face,
You Are Special Someone Which I Can't Replace,
I Love You And Always Will,
You Have Filled My Space Which No One Can Fill.

Don't Expect Your Friend

Don't Expect Your Friend
To Be A Perfect Person,
But Help Your Friend
To Become A Perfect Person.
That's True Friendship

Mahila Dukaandar Se

Mahila Dukaandar Se:
Bhaiya Ek Aaina Dena
Dukaandar: Haath Waala Ya Bada?
Mahila: Nahi Haath To Mai Bina
Aaine Ke Bhi Dekh Leti Hun..
Munh Dekhne Waala Do!!

A Telecom Executive Was suffering From Lose Motion

A Telecom Executive Was suffering From Lose Motion
He Went To The Doctor. Doctor Asked Him To Tell In
Detail. Executive Said: From Morning
I Have Unlimited And Free Outgoing!!

Thoughts Of Wisdom

A Person Behind Cigarette,
Alcohol, Drugs is Much Safer
Than One Who Is
Behind Girls!

Palak Jhuka Ke Salaam Karte Hain

Palak Jhuka Ke Salaam Karte Hain,
Apne Dil Ki Dua Aapke Naam Karte Hain,
Kabool Ho To Muskura Dijiyega,
Aapki Muskaan Par Hum Jaan Kurbaan Karte Hai.

Smile Is The Key To

Smile Is The ...
Key To Live A Happy Life,
Key To Get Success,
Key To Win The The Hearts
So Keep Smiling Always!

Santa Picked Up An Ice Cube

Santa Picked Up An Ice Cube
And Started Observing It Carefully.
Banta : What Are You Looking?
Santa: Just Checking From Where It Is Leaking!

Who Has Open Heart

Who Has Open Heart
Recieves Love,
Who Has Open Mind
Recieves Wisdom,
Who has open Hands
Recieves Gifts,
And Who Is Cute Can Only
Recieve Sms From Me.

A Raindrop May Look Small To Eyes

A Raindrop May Look Small To Eyes,
But Somewhere A Thirsty Flower
Awaits Its Fall......!
A Small Sms May Seem Too Small,
But It Means Someone Somewhere
Still Remembers You...!

Heartbeats Are Countless

Heartbeats Are Countless,
Spirits Are Ageless,
Dreams Are Endless,
Memories Are Timeless,
And A Friend Like You
Are Shameless... Oopss
Sorry ... Priceless!

A Man Who Surrender When He Is Wrong Is HONEST

A Man Who Surrenders When He Is Wrong Is HONEST,
When A Man Surrenders When He Is Not Sure Is WISE,
A Man Who Surrenders When He Is Right Is HUSBAND.

Open with Love

Open with Love:
Main Tumse Kuch Kehna Chahti Hun...
Wohi Baat Jo Dil Ko Choo Jaye
Wahi Pyaar Ke 3 Akshar..
Mera Bharat Mahaan

Some People Have Five Senses

Some People Have Five Senses,
Some People Have Six...
You Are A Gifted Person As You
Have The 7th Sense: Non sense

Your Smile Can Be compared With Flowers

Your Smile Can Be compared With Flowers,
Your Voice Can Be Compared With A Cuckoo,
Your Innocense Can Be Compared With A Baby,
But In Foolishness... You Have Got No Comparison

Never Blame Any Day In Your Life

Never Blame Any Day In Your Life,
Good Days Gives You Happiness,
Bad Days Gives You Experience,
Both Are Essential In Life,
All Are God's Blessings.

I Believe God Have Created You

I Believe God Have Created You,
For Me To Love You,
He Picked You Out From All The Rest,
Because He Knew I Would Love You The Best

Purane Furniture Becho

Prana Kabad Becho,
Purane News Paper Vecho,
Purana Loha Becho,
Purane Furniture Becho,
Fir Us Paise se Mobile Recharge Karao
Aur Turant Sms Bhejo

Four Roses Just For You

Four Roses Just For You,
First For Friendship,
Second For Wealth,
Third For Happiness
And Put The Fourth On Your Ears
You Will Look Cute Dude!

Jaane Kya Soch Kar Duniya Banai Khuda Ne

Jaane Kya Soch Kar Duniya Banai Khuda Ne,
Saath Wafa Ke Qyun Bewafai Banai Khuda Ne,
Har Insaan Ko Mila Uske Dil Ka Pyar,
Fir Mujhko Kyun Di Tanhai Khuda Ne.

Meaning Of Love

Love means?

L: Loving You Forever
O: Owing Everything For You,
V: Very Nice Person For You,
E: Everything Sacrificed For You,

If I Was An Artist

If I Was An Artist,
You Would Be My Picture,
If I Was A Poet,
You Would Be My Inspiration,
If I Was An Author,
You Would Be My Story

Aapki Yaadon Ka Mahal Banaya Humne

Aapki Yaadon Ka Mahal Banaya Humne,
Arzoo Ka Diya Isme Jalaya Humne,
Aye Meri Jaan Tujhe Meri Kasam,
Koi Ek Lamha Bata Jisme Tujhe Bhulaya Humne.

Aankhen Khule To Chehra Meri Jaan Ka Ho

Aankhen Khule To Chehra Meri Jaan Ka Ho,
Aankhen Band Ho To Sapna Meri Jaan Ka Ho,
Mai Mar Bhi Jaun To Gham Nahi,
Kafan Mile To Dupatta Meri Jaan Ka Ho.

Dastaan Ae Gum Unko Sunayi Na Gayi

Dastaan Ae Gum Unko Sunayi Na Gayi,
Baat Bigdi Thi Kuchh Aisi Ki Banayi Na Gayi,
Sabko Bhul Gaye Hum Lekin,
Teri Yaad Aisi Thi Ki Bhulayi Na Gayi.

Yesterday Is A Cancelled Cheque

Yesterday Is A Cancelled Cheque,
Tomorrow Is A Promissiory Note,
Today Is The Only Cash You Have,
So Spend It Wisely!

The Moments When You Have Truly lived

You Will Find As You Look Back Upon Your Life
That The Moments When You Have Truly lived
Are The Moments When You Have Done
Things In The Spirit Of Love.

Aye Sms Mere Pyare Dost Ke Paas Jaana

Aye Sms Mere Pyare Dost Ke Paas Jaana,
Agar Wo So Raha Ho to Shor Mat Machana,
Jab Wo Jaage To Bas Dheere Se Muskurana ,
Aur Kehna " Kanjoos Sms Kab Karoge?"

I Wish A Wish For You

I Wish A Wish For You,
It's A Wish I Wish For Few,
The Wish I Wish For You Is
That All Your Wishes Come True,
So Keep Wishing As My
Best Wishes Are Always With You.

Last Night A Tear Rolled Out Of My Eyes

Last Night A Tear Rolled Out Of My Eyes,
I Asked 'Why Did You Come Out?'
Tear Replied: There Is Someone So Special
In Your Eyes That There Is No Space For Me Inside.

Great People Talk About Things

Great People Talk About Things,
General People Talk About Other People,
And Legends Never Talk....
They Send SMS

You Are The Sun In My Day

You Are The Sun In My Day,
The Wind In My Sky,
The Waves In My Ocean,
And The Beat In My Heart.

Destiny Decides Who You Meet In Your Life

Destiny Decides Who You Meet In Your Life,
But Only Your Heart Decides Who
Gets To Stay In Your Life..
Treasure The One You Wish To Stay With,
And Live Live Without Regrets.

I Always Knew That Looking Back On My Tears

I Always Knew That Looking Back On My Tears,
Would Make Me Someday Laugh...
But I Never Knew That Looking Back On My Laughter,
Would Someday Make Me Cry

Nice People Are Like Wind

Nice People Are Like Wind,
You Never Know What They Have In Their Heart,
But You Can Always Feel Their Presence,
Don't Look Here And There...
Look In The Mirror.

There Is No meaning Of Day Without Sun

There Is No meaning Of Day Without Sun,
There Is No Meaning of Night Without Moon,
There Is No Meaning Of Sea Without Water,
There Is No Meaning Of Me Without You.

A Special Smile, A Special Face

A Special Smile, A Special Face,
A Special Someone I Can't Replace,
I Love You And I Always Will,
You Have Filled A Space Which No One Can fill

Jo Jata Hai Maa Ke Dwar

Jo Jata Hai Maa Ke Dwar,
Ise Milta Hai Maa Ka Pyar,
Pyar Se Jo Kehta Hai JAI MATA DI,
Use Mil Hi Jate Hai
Kisi Na Kisi Roop Me Maa Ke Deedar.
JAI MATA DI

When Lips Meet Lips

When Lips Meet Lips
Then What Happens?....




You Dirty Mind....Always Think Dirty
It's Mouth Closed
Or What?

Whatever I Swallow

Whatever I Swallow,
Eveything Is Digested In Full
But There Is One Thing Which I Drink,
I Will Die Soon...
Guess Who Am I?




FIRE

Morning Greetings Doesn't Only Mean

Morning Greetings Doesn't Only
Mean Saying Good Morning,
It Has A Silent Message:
I Remember You When I Wake Up!
Have A Nice Day!

Success Is The Good Fortune That

Success Is The Good Fortune That
Comes from Aspiration, Desperation,
Perspiration And Inspiration.
- Evan Esar

If At First You Don't Succeed
Try Try Again. Then Quit
There Is No Use Being
A Damn Fool About It.
- W.C.Fields

Failures Do What Is Tension Relieving

Failures Do What Is Tension Relieving,
While Winners Do What Is Goal Achieving.
- Dennis Waitley

The Difference Between the Successfull
Person And Others Is Not Lack Of Strength,
Not A Lack Of Knowledge,
But Rather Lack In Will
- Vince Lombardi

Responces During/After Sex

Responces During/After Sex
Girl friend: Oh Darling! It Was So Nice!
Call Girl: Chal Fatafat Nipat!
Padosan: Aate Rehna...!
Wife: Tell Me What's Tomorrow's Lunch Menu?

Sweet Like Honey Costly Like Money

Sweet Like Honey,
Costly Like Money,
Blessings Like Shower,
Fresh Like Dew,
Smile Like Flower,
Cool Like Ice,
A friend So Nice,
Guess Who???

Hello Hello...
IT'S ME.. Dear

Never Love Your Friend Like A Flower

Never Love Your Friend Like A Flower,
B'Coz Flower Dies In Season,
Always Love Like A Flower,
B'Coz A River Flows Forever.

Har Waqt Kaam Me Itna Uljha Na Karo

Har Waqt Kaam Me Itna Uljha Na Karo,
Kabhi Humari Yaad Bhi Dil Se Lagaya karo,
Milne Ka waada Bhale Hi Na Karo Par,
Kabhi Kabhi Sms Kar Dosti Ka Ehsaas To Dilaya Karo.

2nd October is Gandhi Jayanti. United Nations has declared 2nd October as international Day of Non Violence in the honor of "BAPU" Mahatma Gandhi. Let us spread peace. love and Non-Violence together.