When You say I love You really Make Me Happy

When You say I love You really Make Me Happy..
When You say I Miss You I Feel Both Sad And Happy..
When You Say I Needed You I Am Under Your Spell Honey

Waqt Ke Dayre Kahin Se Nikal Na Jaye

Waqt Ke Dayre Kahin Se Nikal Na Jaye,
Aap ke Dil se Hum Utar Na Jaye,
Hum Roz Yaad Dilaya Karenge Apni,
Warna Aap Kahin Hume Bhul Na Jaye.

Gunaah Karke Saza Se Darte Hain

Gunaah Karke Saza Se Darte Hain,
Zehar Pee Kar Dawa Se Darte Hain,
Dushmano Ke Sitam Ka Hume Khauff Nahi,
Hum To Doston Ke Khafa Hone Se Darte Hain

Every Year Is A New Birth

Every Year Is A New Birth,
Evert Day Is A New Begining,
Every Moment Is new Happiness,
Wish You Love Today And Always!
Happy Birthday

Sirf Gulab Ishq Ka Paigam Nahi Hota

Sirf Gulab Ishq Ka Paigam Nahi Hota,

Chand Chandni Ka Pyar Sareaam Nahi Hota,

Pyar Hota Hai Man Ki Nirmal Bhavna Se,

Warna Yun Hi Radha Krishna Ka Naam Nahi Hota.

Ab Har Ghar Me Hoga Chota Abhishek

Ab Har Ghar Me Hoga Chota Abhishek.

Kyun?

Kyunki Zee Cinema Dekhne Wali Har

Aurat Kehti Hai…

“Shanivaar Ki Raat Amitabh Ke Saath..!”

Santa: Mai Kal Raat Jab Apne Bathroom Me

Santa: Mai Kal Raat Jab Apne Bathroom Me

Susu Karne Gaya To Wahan Bhoot Tha.

Banta: Phir Kya Hua?

Santa: Maine Bhut Se Kaha…

Aap Karlo, Mera To Nikal Gaya..

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.

Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!

Aaj Bhi Ek Sawal Hai is DIL Me

Aaj Bhi Ek Sawal Hai is DIL Me
Pyar Ka Gam Beshumar Hai is DIL Me
Kuch Keh Nahi Pata Ye DIL Magar
Kisi Ke Liye Bahut Pyar Hai Is DIL Me

Pyaar Sikhakar Woh Juda Ho Gaye

Pyaar Sikhakar Woh Juda Ho Gaye,
Na Socha Na Samjha Bas Khafa Ho Gaye,
Ab Kisko Hum Apna Kahen,
Woh Bhi Auron Ki Tarah Bewafa Ho Gaye

Yadein Teri Rakh Di Hai Sambhal Kar

Yadein Teri Rakh Di Hai Sambhal Kar
Door Kahin Is Dil Se Nikal Kar
Sab Kuch To Vapas Le Liya Hai Apne Dur Jaa Kar
In Yadon Ko Bhi Le Jana Kisi Roz Aa Kar

Itni Choti Nahi Dosti Humari

Itni Choti Nahi Dosti Humari,

Kaise Soch Liya Kinara Aa Gaya,

Lo Ho Gayi aapke Mobile Me Roshni,

Ek Baar Phir SMS Hamara Aa Gaya!

Rishte To Hai Upar Wale Ki Dunia Me

Rishte To Hai Upar Wale Ki Dunia Me,

Hum To Sirf Nibhana Jaante Hai,

Pata Nahi DoosreJanam Ke Bare Me,

Par Dosti Aapki Har Janam Me Chahte Hai.

Incomplete Without “U”

M_RKH

ST_PID

B_DH_

D_FFER

BEWK_F

GHOCH_

_LL_

BHOND_

Dekha Everything Is

Incomplete Without “U”

A job With A Salary

Boy Prayed To God: God! Give Me
A Bag Full Of money,
A job With A Salary,
A Big Vehicle Full Of Girls!

GOD Wished Him

&

He Became A..





WOMEN'S BUS CONDUCTOR

Relations Are Not Exams To Pass Or Fail

Relations Are Not Exams To Pass Or Fail
Not Competitions To Win Or Lose
Its A Feeling In Which You care For
Someone More Than Yourself

Delhi Ke Paas Ke Nizammuddin Railway Station Ki

Delhi Ke Paas Ke Nizammuddin Railway Station Ki

Train No. 4208 Ke route Ke 3^rd Station Ke Ek Chote Se

Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale, Kabristan Ke Chowkidaar Ki

Kabr Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki

Taang Ki Teesri Ungli Ke Nakhun Ke Paas Chupe Huye

Machchar Ke Pet Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke

Chromosomal DNA Ke Thymine Nucleotide Ke

5^th Carbon Ke Outer shell Ke 4^th Electron Ki Kasam,

Sirf disturb karne Ke liye SMS Kiya Hai.

If you want to make an apple pie

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."

- Carl Sagan

Once you eliminate the impossible

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."

- Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)

If you can count your money

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."

- J. Paul Getty

Women might be able to fake orgasms

"Women might be able to fake orgasms.

But men can fake a whole relationship."

- Sharon Stone

Name And Surname Both Are Same?

Teacher To Sardar:

Is It Possible That A Person’s

Name And Surname Both Are Same?

Sardar: If Lara Dutta Marries Brian Lara

She Becomes Lara Lara. Bolo Tara Ra Ra

Na Jaane Vo Mujhse Kya Kehna Chahti Thi

Na Jaane Vo Mujhse Kya Kehna Chahti Thi,

Kucch Tha Uske Hoton Par,

Magar Keh Nahi Paati Thi,

Ek Din Jabardasti Uska Muh Khulwaya

Tab Pata Chala Ki Wo GUTKA Khati Thi.

Train Chali, Bheed Badi,

Train Chali, Bheed Badi,

Itne Me Break Lagi,

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Se Ja Takraya,

Ladki Boli Janvar Ho Kya,

Ladka Bola- Jaan To Tum ho

Var Hum Hai.

Dosti Ke Network Me Kya Zaroori Hai?

Dosti Ke Network Me Kya Zaroori Hai?

1. FriendshipKa Miss Call
2. Pyar Ka SMS
3. Rishton Ki Rintone
4. Dosti Ka Coverage,
5. Bharose Ka Life time Validity.

Sunday Means

Sunday Means:

S= Sote Raho,

U= Utho der se,

N= Nahao Mat,

D= Dekhte Raho TV

A= Araam Hi Karo,

Y= Yaad Karo sirf Humko

So Enjoy Your SUNDAY

If A Drop Of Water Falls In A Lake

If A Drop Of Water Falls In A Lake,

There Is No Identity,

But If It Falls On A Leaf

Of Lotus It Shines Like Pearl.

So choose The Best place

Where You can Shine.

Padh Likh Kar Kya Karna Hai

Padh Likh Kar Kya Karna Hai,

Aakhir Ek din Sabko Marna Hai,

Chaar Din Khushi Se Kaat Le Dost,

Kyunki Agle Janam Me Phir

Nursery Se He Shuru Karna Hai

Zindagi Ka Har Khwaab Hakeekat Ban Jaye

Zindagi Ka Har Khwaab Hakeekat Ban Jaye,

Khushbu Ke Chirago Se Zindagi Roshan Ho Jaye,

Mehak Jaye Yun Zindagi aapki,

Ki Khushbu bhi Aapke Samne Feeki Pad Jaye.

Aap Ki Zindagi Me Kabhi Koi Gum Na Ho

Aap Ki Zindagi Me Kabhi Koi Gum Na Ho,

Aap Ki Aankhen Kabhi Ansuon Se Nam Na Ho,

Aap Ko mile Roz Naye Naye Boyfriend…

Umar Jinki 80 Saal Se Kam Na Ho.

Hum Use Bhula KarBhi Nahi Jee sake

Hum Use Bhula Kar Bhi Nahi Jee sake,

Hum Use Yaad Rakhkar Bhi Nahi Jee Sake,

Mar Jaate Kabke Unke Bina,

Par Unki Baahon Ke Bina Mar hi Na Sake.

Freedom In The Mind

Freedom In The Mind,
Faith In The Words,
Pride In Our Souls,
Let's Salute The Nation
On The 61st Independence Day!
Happy Independence Day!

Sabse Pyara Tiranga

Saat Rango Se Bana Indradhanush
Saat Suro Se Sargam
Par Teen Rango Ka Apna
Sabse Pyara Tiranga!
Swadheenta Diwas Ki Shubhkaamnayen.

**HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY**

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Tiranga Pyara Duniya Ki Shaan Rahega

Jab Tak Sooraj Chaand Rahega,
Tiranga Pyara Duniya Ki Shaan Rahega!
Happy 15th August!
Happy Independence Day!

Aao Sab Mil Kar Naache gaaye

Aao Sab Mil Kar Naache gaayen,
Khoob Khushiya Manaye...
Kuinki Aaj Hi ke Din Hum Swaadheen Hue The
Jai Hind! Jai Bharat!

Ae mere Waten Ke Logon

Ae mere Waten Ke Logon
Zara Aankh Me Bhar Lo Paani,
Jo Shaheed Hue Hai Unki..
Zara Yaad Karo Kurbaani...
Happy independence Day!

Happy Independence Day

31-States
1618 -Languages
6400-Castes
6-Ethnic groups
29-Major festivals &1 country
I am proud to be an INDIAN
Happy Independence Day.
Jai Hind!!

Pundit: Tumhare Jeewan Me 6 Ladkia Ayengi

Pundit: Tumhare Jeewan Me 6 Ladkia Ayengi.

Boy: Wow, Kya Baat Hai.

Pundit: Zyada Khush Hone Ki Baat Nahi Hai,

Ek Gharwali Aur 5 betian Hai.

Aapki Chahat Humari Kahani Hai

Aapki Chahat Humari Kahani Hai,

Ye Kahani Is Waqt Ki Meharbani Hai

Humari Maut Ka Pata Nahi…

Par Hamari Ye Zindagi,

Sirf Aapki Deewani Hai.

Is Ummed Pe Khade Rahte Hai Tere Dar Pe

Is Ummed Pe Khade Rahte Hai Tere Dar Pe,

Kabhi Kismat Se Tera Deedar To Mile

Kabhi Tujhko Bhi Aa Jaye Raham Mujhpe,

Khuda Kare Ki Mujhe Tera Saccha Pyar Mile.

Muskurana To Har Ladki Ki Ada Hai

Muskurana To Har Ladki Ki Ada Hai,

Jo Use Mohabbat Samjhe,

Wo Sabse Bada Gadha Hai.

Chinese Proverb: Talking Once To A Genius

Chinese Proverb: Talking Once To A Genius

Is Equal To The Knowledge Of

Reading Books For One Month.

So Feel Free To Contact Me Any Time.

Dream Makes All Things Possible

Dream Makes All Things Possible

Hope Makes All Things Work

Love Makes All Things Beautiful,

Smile Makes All Of The Above Possible

So Always Brush your Teeth

In The Morning.

Good Morning.

First they ignore you

"First they ignore you,

then they laugh at you,

then they fight you,

then you win."

- Mahatma Gandhi

There are people in the world so hungry

"There are people in the world so hungry,

that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread."

- Mahatma Gandhi

All truth passes through three stages

"All truth passes through three stages.

First, it is ridiculed.

Second, it is violently opposed.

Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

- Arthur Schopenhauer

Some cause happiness wherever they go

"Some cause happiness wherever they go;

others, whenever they go."

- Oscar Wilde

Whether you think that you can

"Whether you think that you can,

or that you can't,

you are usually right."

- Henry Ford

Not everything that can be counted counts

"Not everything that can be counted counts,

and not everything that counts can be counted."

- Albert Einstein

A frienship Founded on business

"A frienship Founded on business
Is Better Than a Business Founded On Friendship".
-John.D.Rockefeller

A Man Asked A Call Girl

A Man Asked A Call Girl:
How Much For A Hand Job?
Call Girl: 500 bucks! Do You Want One?
No! I Just wanted To Know How Much I Save
When I Do It Myself.

A white couple gets a black baby

A white couple get a black baby
Angry Husband: You White, Me White,
How Baby Black?
Wife: You Hot, Me Hot
Baby Got Burnt!!!

Aapka Gadha Aapse Rooth Gaya

Aapka Gadha Aapse Rooth Gaya,

Jake Nadi Me Kood Gaya,

Doobte Hue Bola Ab Aur Dukh Nahi Sahenge,

Ek Ghar Me Do Do Nahi Rahenge…

Ishq Ke sahare Jiya Nahi Karte

Ishq Ke sahare Jiya Nahi Karte,

Gum Ke Pyale Ko Piya Nahi Karte,

Kuch Aise Log Bhi Hai Humari Zindagi Me,

Jinko Pareshaan Na Karo To Wo Yaad Nahi Karte.

Ek Ladka Achanak Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola:

Lafz Tere Geet Mere, Ghazal Koi Sunau Kya?

Ladki: Hath Mere Gaal Tere, Kaan Ke Neeche Bajau Kya?

Intezaar Ke Pal Bitana Mushkil Hai

Intezaar Ke Pal Bitana Mushkil Hai

Beete Hue Lamhe Wapas Lana Mushkil Hai

Jo Ek Baar Bas Jaye Dil Me Dhadkan Ban Ke

Wo Yaar Dil Se Bhulana Mushkil Hai.

May God Bless You

May God Bless You

What You Think Of

And All The Happiness

Of The World.

It Also Means

Always There for You.

Good Night

Sweet Dreams!

Ek Sardar Air Hostess Se

Ek Sardar Air Hostess Se

“Aapki Shakal Mrei Biwi Se Bahut Milti Hai”

Air Hostess Ne Zordaar Thappar Uske Muh Pe Mara

Sardar Fauran Bola: “Aadat Bhi Milti Hai”

Socha Yaad Na Karke Tadpaye Unko

Socha Yaad Na Karke Tadpaye Unko,

Kisi aur Ka Naam Lekar Jalaye Unko,

Lagi To Dard Hume Hoga,

Aap Hi Batao Kis Tarah Sataye Unko.

A Poem For You

A Poem For You…

I See Your Face

When I Am Dreaming,

That Is Why I Always

Wake Up Screaming.

Good Morning.

Sooraj Ki Pahli Kiran Khushi De Aapko

Sooraj Ki Pahli Kiran Khushi De Aapko

Doosri Kiran Hasi De Aapko,

Teesri Tandurusti Aur Kamyabi

Bas Ab Zyada Nahi Warna Garmi Lagegi.

Good Morning!

Feelings Of Love

Feelings Of Love

+ Small Small Fight

+ Stupid Fight

+ Shoulder To Cry

+ To Be Together In Pain

= Creats A Miracle called FRIEND

Ek Sardar Ne Mendhak Se Poocha

Ek Sardar Ne Mendhak Se Poocha

Sardaron Ke Dimag Hota Hai Ki Nahi?

Mendhak Ne Kaha “Nahi” Aur Paani Me Kood Gaya

Sardar Bola: E-Lo Isme Suicide Karne Wali Kya Baat Thi.

Dil Se Dil Ki Baat Ho Jayegi

Dil Se Dil Ki Baat Ho Jayegi,

Aaine Me Dekho Khud Ko Humse Baat Ho Jayegi,

Shikva Na Karna Humse Milne Ka,

Aankh Band To Kariye…,

Humse Mulakaat Ho Jayegi.

I Am Not Shakespear To Write About You

I Am Not Shakespear To Write About You,
I Am Not Shelly To Sing About You,
I Am Not M.F. Hussain To Paint For You,
I Am Just your friend To Say..
I Am Always With You...

A Wedding Anniversary Is

A Wedding Anniversary Is

The Celebration Of Love,

Trust,

Partnership,

Tolerance And

Tenacity.

Happy Anniversary.

The Man Who Always Smile Doesn’t Means

The Man Who Always Smile Doesn’t Means

That He Has No Problems,

But The Smile Shows That,

He Has the Ability

To Overcome All The Problems.

So Keep Smiling.

Smile: It Is The Key

Smile: It Is The Key

That Fits The Lock Of Everybody’s Heart.

So Keep Smiling Always.

Aaj Mere Paas

Mobile Hai.!

Number Hai.!

Charger Hai.!

Battery Hai.!

Balance Hai.!

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai.?

Hai Koi Msg.?

To Bhejo..!

Agar Nahi Hai

To Mobile Pheko.

The Most Important Person

I Didn’t expect To Be

The Most Important Person

In Your Life…

That’s Too Much to Ask For,

I Would Just Be Happy If

Somebody Says My Name And

You Smile And Say

Hey Dude! That’s My Friend!

Zindagi Me Kuch Lamhe Khaas Ban Gaye

Zindagi Me Kuch Lamhe Khaas Ban Gaye,

Mile To Mulakaat Ban Gaye,

Bichade To Yaad Ban Gaye,

Aur Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,

Wo Aap Ban Gaye.

Zindagi Ye Mujhse Daga Na Kar

Zindagi Ye Mujhse Daga Na Kar,

Mai Zinda Rahu Bina Uske Ye Saza Na Kar,

Beet Ta Nahi Uske Bin Ek Ek Pal,

Bahut Ho Chuka…., Ab

Mujhse Zyada Mazaak Naa Kar.

Deewaane Ho gaye Hum Jinki Yaad Me

Deewaane Ho gaye Hum Jinki Yaad Me,

Wo Hum Hi Se Begane Ho Gaye,

Shayad Unhe Talaash Hai Ab Naye Yaar Me Pyaar Ki,

Kyunki Unki Nazar Me Ab Hum Purane Ho Gaye.

If You Want To Be Happy

If You Want To Be Happy
For A Short Time- GET DRUNK,
If You Want to Be Happy
For A Long Time- FALL IN LOVE,
If You Want To Be Happy Forever
Don't Even Think Of The Above Two.

Excellent Words By Abdul Kalam

Excellent Words By Abdul Kalam…

“ Dream Is Not That What You See In Sleep..

Dream Is The Thing Which Does Not Allow You To Sleep.

Good Morning!

A Beautiful Belief

A Beautiful Belief:

If God Answers Your Prayer,

He Is Increasing Your Faith,

If He Delays…

He Is Increasing Your Patience

If He Doesn’t Answer

He Knows You Can Handle!

Bas Ek Tamanna Hai Ki Unse Mulakat Ho

Bas Ek Tamanna Hai Ki Unse Mulakat Ho,

Baat Unse Aage Badhe Aur Unka Saath Ho,

Kab Tak Hum Yunhi Ek Doosre Ko Dekhte Rahenge,

Kuch Khamoshi Toote Aur Izhar Ka Agaz Ho.

Tum Tum Ho

Tum Tum Ho

Hum Hum Hai

Na Tum Kam Ho

Na Hum Kam Hai

To Kis Baat Ka Ghum Hai,

SMS Bhejte Raho Taki Lage

Ki Mobile Rakhne Wale Me Dam Hai

99 Saal Ka Ek Aadmi

99 Saal Ka Ek Aadmi

Swarg ki Raunak Aur Apsarayen

Dekh Dukhi Hua Aur Bola:-

“Ramdev Baba Ke Chakkar Me

Na Pada Hota To Pehle

Hi Yaha Aa Gaya Hota”

Har Nazar Ko Ek Nigah Ka Haq Hai

Har Nazar Ko Ek Nigah Ka Haq Hai,

Har Rooh Ko Ek Aah Ka Haq Hai,

Hum Bhi Ek Dil Leke Aaye Hai Is Dunia Me,

Hume Bhi Gunah-E-Ishq Karne Ka Haq Hai.

Autowala: Saab 30 Rs . Hue

Autowala: Saab 30 Rs . Hue

Santa: Le 15 Rs.

Autowala: Saab Ye To Beimani Hai!

Santa: Beimani Kaisi Tu Bhi To Baith Ke Aaya Hai

Why You Make woman So Beautiful?

Man ask God

Why You Make woman So Beautiful?

God: So That you Can Love Her

Man: But Why You Make Her So Stupid?

God Says: So That She Can Love You.

G- Go To Bed

O- Off The Light

O- Out Of Tension

D- Dreams Come

N- Nice Sleep

I- Ignore Worries

G- Get Up Early

H- Have Nice Thoughts

T- Thanks To God

“GOOD NIGHT”

Yeh Aisa SMS Hai Jise

Bevkoof log Padhte Hai

Murkh Save Kar Lete Hai,

Nalayak Doosaro Ko Forward

Karte Hai Aur Pagal

Delete Kar Dete Hai.

Aap Kya Karenge?.