1 Glass paani lo us me Neem ke

1 Glass paani lo us me
Neem ke ped ke phool dalo,
2 Ghante ke liye rakh do,
Fir dus min. garam kar k
Thanda karne k baad pee lo,
Kanjusi k saare keede mar jayenge,
Fir sms karna

Kaash pyar ka insurance ho jata

Kaash pyar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata,
Pyar me wafa mile to theek,
Warn bewafao pe jo kharcha hota,
Uska claim to mil jaata?

Friends and medicine play the same role

Friends and medicine
Play the same role
In our life....
Both care for us in pain,
The only difference is that,
Friendship doesn't have..
An expiry date.

What is marriage?

What is marriage?
Ans: 1 yr " Alpenlibe: Ji lalchaye rha na jaye,
2nd yr "TVS" Meelo chalti muskaan,
3rd Yr " Kinetic" Sabki hawa nikaal de,
4th yr "Chloromint" Dobara mat poochna

Dar dar bhatakte firte hai

Dar dar bhatakte firte hai,
armaan ki tarah,
Har koi milta hai,
Anjaan ki tarah,
Doston se call ki
Aas kya rakhna,
Ye to SMS bhi bhejte hai,
Ehsaan ki tarah

Thought for the day:

"PATI" aur "GADHE" me kya farak hai?
Patit to GADHA ho sakta hai lekin,
GADHA itna gadha nahi ki voh pati bane...

Yaad ke parchaiyan

Yaad ki parchaiyan
Hardam rahengi saath saath,
Mumkin ho agar to,
Mujhko bhulakar dekhna.

Cheerful people are like sunlight

Cheerful people are like sunlight,
They shine in the corners of the heart,
And offers bright morning and fresh hopes,
"Good Morning" to one such person

Life is for living, Iive for you

Life is for living, I live mine for you,
Love is for giving, I give mine for you,
Dreams are for dreaming, My dreams are for you,
Hearts are for beating, My beats only for you.

The ideal man is the one who:

The ideal man is the one who:
Does not drink,
Does not smoke,
Does not flirt,
Does not sleep early.
In short ideal is the one
Who does not exist.

Hey Friend! Don't worry just remember

Hey Friend! Don't worry just remember
That without stupidity
There is can be no wisdom,
And without ugliness
There could be no beauty,
So the world need you after all
In the way you are.

Pyara sa ehsaas ho tum

Pyara sa ehsaas ho tum,
Har pal mere paas ho tum,
Jeene ki ek aas ho tum,
Man ka ek vishwas ho tum,
Isiliye kuch khaas ho tum

Doctor: Kya takleef hai?

Doctor: Kya takleef hai?
Patient: Sahab sote samay
SAAS ko lene me takleef hoti hai.
Doctor: Ab dus din tak sote samay
SAAS ko nahi, SAALI ko lo.

Kuch log 2 ghante karte hai

Kuch log 2 ghante karte hai,
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Kuch log 4 ghante karte hai,
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Kuch log saari-saari raat karte hai..
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Apna mobile charge....
Tum kya soch rahe the dirty mind...

Sabhi nagme saaz me gaye nahi jaate

Sabhi nagme saaz me gaye nahi jaate,
Sabhi log mehfil me bulaye nahi jaate,
Kuch paas rehkar bhi yaad nahi aate,
Kuch door rehkar bhi bhulaye nahi jaate.

Messege na karke dil tod diya mera

Messege na karke dil tod diya mera,
Ab mobile ko dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal odha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha
To nazre jhuka ke
Apni kanjusi bata dena.

Roses are red violets are blue

Roses are red violets are blue,
A monkey like you..
Should be kept in the zoo,
Don't get angry...
I am also there with you,
But not in the cage
Laughing at you,
Having peanuts in my hand,
Throwing at you!

Definition of a friend

Definition of a friend:-
My friend shud be
My medicine wen i am in pain,
My letter wen i am far,
My smile wen i am sad,
My hanky wen i cry,
And my life wen i die.

Dua karte hai hum sar ko jhukaye

Dua karte hai hum sar ko jhukaye,
Ae dost tu apni manzil ko paye,
Agar kabhi raahon me andhera aye,
To roshni ke liye khuda humko jalaye.

Why do we close our eyes when we pray?

Why do we close our eyes
when we pray?
When we cry?
When we dream?
When we kiss?
B'Coz most beautiful things in life
Are not seen but felt by heart.

Easiest way to die

Easiest way to die..
Have a cigar daily,
You will die 10 years early,
Have drinks daily
You will die 30 years early,
But love a girl truely
You will die everyday.

I have seen angels in the sky

I have seen angels in the sky,
I have seen snow fall in july,
I have seen things you could
Only imagine to see or do,
But I still have'nt seen
Anyone sweeter than you.

Love is not something

Love is not something,
That is born in the morning,
Shines in the noon,
And dies at night,
It is born when it is not needed,
And dies when you need it the most.

Zindagi hai to dhadkan hai

Zindagi hai to dhadkan hai,
Dhadkan hai to dil hai,
Dil hai to ishq hai,
Ishq hai to mohabbat hai,
Mohabbat hai to dard hai,
Dard hai to ZHANDU balm hai

Ulfat me kabhi ye haal hota hai

Ulfat me kabhi ye haal hota hai,
Ankhen hasti hai, magar dil rota hai,
Mante hai jise hum manzil apni,
Humsafar uska koi aur hota hai.

Bole wo dosti, Chup rahe wo pyar

Bole wo dosti, Chup rahe wo pyar,
Milaye wo dosti, Juda kare wo pyar,
Hasaye wo dosti, Rulaye wo pyar,
Phir bhi log dosti chodkar,
Kyun karte hai pyar.

Chaand ko guroor hai uske paas noor hai

Chaand ko guroor hai
Ki uske paas noor hai,
To kya? Hame bhi guroor hai,
Ki mera dost LANGOOR hai
He... He... He...

Tere saath guzra lamha jab bhi yaad ayega

Tere saath guzra lamha jab bhi yaad aayega,
Is janam ke baad bhi tu yaad aayega,
Agar bakshi zindagi khuda ne mujhe,
Tujhse dosti karne ko hardam dil chahega.

Kamaal ke nakhre tere

Kamaal ke nakhre tere,
Ajeeb tera style hai,
Naak pochne ki tameez nahi,
Aur haathon me mobile hai

Jo pyar na kare wo dil kis kaam ka?

Jo pyar na kare wo dil kis kaam ka?
Dosti na kare wo insaan kis kaam ka?
Ye dibba jo aap lekar ghoomte hai,
Jo SMS na kare to ye dibba kis kaam ka?

Sacchi dosti bezbaan hoti hai

Sacchi dosti bezbaan hoti hai,
Ye to aankhon se bayaan hoti hai,
Dosti me dard mile to kya,
Dard me hi to apno aur
Parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.

Birth is the start of life

Birth is the start of life,
Beauty is the art of life,
Joy and sorrow are the part of life,
But true friends like you..
Are the heart of life.

Har baar dil se ye paigaam aaye

Har baar dil se ye paigaam aaye,
Zubaan kholu to tera hi naam aaye,
Tum hi kyon bhaa gaye dil ko kya maalum,
Jaab nazron ke samne tamaam aaye.

If kisses were water

If kisses were water,
I will give you the sea,
If hugs were leaves,
I will give you a tree,
If you love a planet,
I will give you a galaxy,
If friendship is life,
I will give you mine.

A special friend is rare indeed

A special friend is rare indeed,
It seems to be a special breed,
Yes! perfect friends are very few,
So lucky I am for having you.

A plane was about to crash!
A frantic virgin strips off and says
"can anyone make me feel like woman
Before I die?
So a man takes off his clothes and said
"Iron This"

Kabhi to dil udas hota hai

Kabhi to dil udas hota hai,
Halka sa aankhon ko ehsaas hota hai,
Chalakta hai meri bhi aankhon se aansu,
Jab aap logo se dur hone ka ehsaas hota hai.

Ek aadmi tha...Uske paas ek kawva (crow) tha

Ek aadmi tha...
Uske paas ek kawva (crow) tha...
Wo bahut mulayam tha...
To usne apne kawve ka naam
Kya rakha hoga?
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?Mi-cro-soft.

Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo

Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo,
Jo dil kahe usi raah ko chuno,
Peeche walon ko aage na aane do,
Aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo,
Tabhi acche TRUCK DRIVER banoge..

Teacher: Can anybody give example of "Coincidence"?

Teacher: Can anybody give example of "Coincidence"?
Sandeep: Sir my mother and father
got married on the same day, Same time

Usne utari saari

Usne utari saari,
Fir ayee paticoat ki baari,
Blouse to pahle hi diya tha utaar,
Zyada excited mat ho yaar,
Ye tha kapre utarne ka taar.

If A is 1, B is 2, C is 3, Z is 26,

If A is 1,
B is 2,
C is 3,
Z is 26,
Then - L+O+V+E
Is - 12+15+22+5= 54,
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P
Is = 108,
Interesting hai na?
FRIENDSHIP is double
Stronger than "LOVE"..

2 eyes are best friends

2 eyes are best friends.
Both will blink together,
Move, cry, see n sleep
Together, But if they
See a Girl....
Only one will blink...
Moral: A GIRL can
break any relation....

Relationship is like a violin

Relationship is like a violin,
Music may stop now and then,
But strings are attached forever,
So if you be in touch or not,
You are always remembered.
"Miss You"

Luck is not in your hands

Luck is not in your hands,
But work is....,
Your work can make
Your luck Good Day..
"GOOD LUCK"

Even a stopped clock..

Even a stopped clock..
Tells the the correct time,
Twice a day....
Think of this
And lead your life.
Good luck

Don't love one

Don't love one,
Don't love two,
But love the one,
Who loves you.

Ek dil mere dil ko jakham de gaya

Ek dil mere dil ko jakham de gaya,
Zindagi bhar akele jeene ki kasam de gaya,
Laakhon phool se ek phool chuna tha humne,
Jo kaanton se bhi gahra jakham de gaya.

Hoti nahi mohabbat surat se

Hoti nahi mohabbat surat se,
Mohabbat to dil se hoti hai,
Surat unki khud hi pyari lagti hai,
Kadar jinki dil me hoti hai.

I hope you are feeling better now

I hope you are feeling better now,
I am missing you a lot,
I am always thinking of you,
That is why I am saying you...
"Get Well Soon"

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain,
Because some lessons in life
Are best learned through pain.
Have a blessed day...!

Jab jab hota hai tera deedar

Jab jab hota hai tera deedar,
Dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
Jab jab hota hai tera deedar,
Dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
Aadat se mazboor ho tum....
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Na jaane kab maang lo UDHAR

Some people like sunday

Some people like Sunday,
Some people like Monday,
But I like only One day,
And that is ....
Your Birthday..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Behind every "successful" woman

Behind every "successful" woman
There is a "satisfied" man,
And behind every "satisfied" woman,
There is an 'Exhausted man.

Marriage is a three ring circus

Marriage is a three ring circus,
An engagement ring,
A Wedding Ring,
And finally Suffering.

Teacher : Why do boys walk faster than girls

Teacher : Why do boys walk faster than girls?
And why girls talk more than boys?
Boys replied: Because boys have
One Extra leg and Girls have
One extra mouth.