If i were a tear in your eye

If i were a tear in your eye,
I would roll down onto your lips,
But if you were a tear in my eye,
I would never cry
As I would be afraid to loose you.

Another month, Another Year

Another month
Another Year,
Another smile
Another tear,
Another winter
Another summer too..
But there will never be
Another YOU
I LOVE YOU

Loving is not how you forget but how you forgive

Loving is...
Not how you forget but how you forgive,
Not how you listen but how you understand,
Not what you see but how you feel,
And not how you let go but how you hold on.

A great love is when you shed tears

A great love is when you shed tears
And still cares for her...
And still longs for her...,
She begins to love another,
And yet you smile and say..
"I am happy for you"

If you are in tension

If you are in tension...
If everything is going wrong,
If you find no way out..
Just think of me once...
And I will be there...
To increase your tension

Based on India TV reports

Based on India TV reports a
Group of monkeys have
Escaped from Africa...
And it seems that one of the
Monkey is so clever that
It is now holding mobile phone
And reading this SMS

Bhagwan Sri Ram ko Lanka par

Bhagwan Sri Ram ko Lanka par
Chadhai karne ke liye 500 bandaro ki
turant zaroorat hai....
499 mil gaye hai....
SMS milte hi turant niklo!
Bolo jai Sri Ram!!

Friendship is vast like

Friendship is:
Vast like UNIVERSE,
Deep like OCEAN,
Strong like IRON,
Kind like MOTHER,
Cute like ME
Sweet like YOU

Friendship and love met one day

Friendship and love met one day,
Love asked friendship
Why are you needed when I exists?
Friendship answered:
To create smile when you leave tears.

A friend is one who sees your

A friend is one who sees your,
First drop of tear,
Catches the second,
Stops the third and,
Turns the fourth
Into the "SMILE"
KEEP SMILING!!

As long as we have memories

As long as we have memories,
Yesterday remains;
As long as we have Hope,
Tomorrow awaits;
As long as we have Friendship,
Each day is never a waste.

You picked me up

You picked me up,
You took me home,
You put your hands,
Around my waist,
You took off my top,
Then you put your lips on mine...
THANK GOD! I am a bottle of PEPSI

I want to suck you

I want to suck you,
Lick you.........,
Want to move my tongue
All over you.....,
Want to feel you in my mouth..,
Yep! that's how you....
....
....
Wat an ICE CREAM!

If everone forgets you

If everyone forgets you,
I am with you,
If everyone lets you down,
I am with you,
If everyone betrays you,
I am still with you,
If everyone likes you,
then I am sorry
I am with them.

Nice people are like wind

Nice people are like wind,
You never know what
They have in their heart,
But you can always
feel their presence,
Don't look here and there
To find them......
Just look in the mirror.

Someone somewhere dreams of your smile

Someone somewhere dreams of your smile,
And while thinking of you say life is worthwhile,
So whenever you are lonely, remember it's true,
Someone, somewhere is thinking about you.

Every tear is a sign of weakness

Every tear is a sign of weakness,
Every silence is a sign of loneliness,
Every smile is a sign of kindness,
Every SMS is a symbol of remembrance

I hide my tears when I say your name

I hide my tears when I say your name,
But the pain in my heart is still the same,
Though I smile and seem carefree,
There is no one who misses you more than me.

Life is like mathametics

Life is like mathametics,
Friends ko plus karo,
Dushman ko minus karo,
Khushiyon ko multiply karo,
Gum ko divide karo,
Aur hamesha muskurao.

Life ends when you stop dreaming

Life ends when you stop dreaming,
Hope ends when you stop believing,
And love ends when you stop caring,
So dream HOPE & LOVE
And make your life beautiful.

Darling when the night comes

Darling when the night comes,
Look at the sky,
If you see a falling star,
Just make a wish,
Don't wonder and ask me why,
Believe me, ur wish will come true,
Because I did that n I got you.

Bewafa sanam se to ciggrette acchi hoti hai

Bewafa sanam se to
ciggrette acchi hoti hai dosto,
Dil to jalati hai magar,
Kam se kam hotho
se to lagti hain.

Suna hai kisi gair ne ye khabar udai hogi

Suna hai kisi gair ne ye khabar udai hogi,
Ek din meri bhi aapse judai hogi,
Rahenge shaan se hum aapke dil me,
Itne dino me kuch to jagah banai hogi.

I want you to know that

I want you to know that,
Our friendship means a lot to me,
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
And if you jump out of the window,
I look down and I laugh again.

Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata

Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata
Isliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye,
Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha,
Isliye mujhe zinda hi maar gayi.

Biwi par Essay:

Biwi par Essay:
Biwi ek paltu prani hai,
Yeh ghar ki rasoi me payi jaati hai,
Iska paushtik ahaar pati ka bheja hota hai,
Karva chauth waale din ye
Badi matra me dhong karti dikhai deti hain.
Shuruaat me yeh prani
Bada accha aur meetha lagta hai,
Par baad me ye jangli saand ki tarah ho jaati hai.
Inke maa baap galti karte hain
Bhugatna inke patiyon ko padta hai.
Hume sab patiyon se humdardi hai,
Ummeed hai aap bhi
Doosron se humdardi jatayenge.
DHANYAWAAD.

Kyun Har baar mausam ki tarah

Kyun Har baar mausam ki tarah Badal jaate ho,
Har din mera dil dukhate ho,
Ye baat sun kar main ab tak hairaan hoon ki,
Tum ab bhi bartan dhone wale saabun se nahate ho.

Sending you 365 smiles

Sending you 365 smiles,
Take one for now and,
Keep the remaining 365
Under your pliiow,
Pick one out every morning,
B'coz i want to see you Smiling.

Mil kar bichadna dastoor hai

Mil kar bichadna dastoor hai Zindagi ka,
Ek yahi kissa mashhoor hai Zindagi ka,
Beete hue pal kabhi laut kar nahi aate,
Ye sabse bada kasoor hai zindagi ka.

Kisi ke paas kuch na ho to

Kisi ke paas kuch na ho
To hasti hai dunia,
Kisi ke paas sab kuch ho
To jalti hai dunia,
Aur hamare paas
Hai tum jaisa dost,
Jis ke liye,
Tarasti hai dunia.

One day monday went 2 tuesday

One day monday
went 2 tuesday,
2 see wednesday,
And ask Thursday
Whether friday has
told saturday that
Sunday is Friendship day
Advance wishes!

Aapse door rehkar

Aapse door rehkar,
Aapko MISS kiya humne,
Aapke liye GOD se
Wish kiya humne,
Aapki yaad chupke
Se chali aayi to,
Bade pyaar se,
SMS kiya humne.

Tum! haan TUM paagal kutte

Tum! haan TUM paagal kutte,
Malaria ke macchar,
Naali ke keede,
Awara Jaanwar,
Haije ki beemaari,
Se bach kar rahna
Varna beemaar ho jaoge.

Kya pata kab wo shaam aa jaye

Kya pata kab wo shaam aa jaye,
Kab aasmaan se hamari
maut ka paigaam aa jaye,
Hum kahte hai ye dosti kya,
Humari zindagi bhi tumhare kaam aa jaye

Khuda na kare aapko koi gum mile

Khuda na kare aapko koi gum mile,
Khushiya aur hasi har dam mile,
Gum jab bhi bad chale aapki taraf,
Khuda kare raste me use hum mile.

Mohabbat Insaan ki zaroorat hai

Mohabbat Insaan ki zaroorat hai,
Dilo par mohabbat ki hukumat hai,
Aap ki dosti ki vajah se zinda hai
Verna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai.

Arj kiya hai- Tere dar pe sanam

Arj kiya hai!
Tere dar pe sanam bar bar ayenge,
Tere dar pe sanam bar bar ayenge,
Aur!
Ghanti bajayenge...
Bhaag jayenge.

Raat bhar aapki yaad aati rahegi

Raat bhar aapki yaad aati rahegi,
Har saans aapko bulati rahegi,
Kuch to raham karo mere dil ka dilbar,
Varna ahista-ahista meri jaan jaati rahegi.

Phool khushboo ke liye

Phool - khushboo ke liye,
Pyar - Nibhane ke liye,
Khushi - Muskurane ke liye,
Ye SMS - Sirf aapko,
Apni yaad dilane ke liye.

Hamara pyar Raymond's jaisa nahi

Hamara pyar
Raymond's jaisa nahi,
Since 1965,
Pepsi jaisa nahi,
Ye dil maange more,
Ye hoga LIC jaisa,
Zindagi ke saath bhi,
Zindagi ke baad bhi.

Rooth jao kitna par mana lenge

Rooth jao kitna par mana lenge,
Door jao kitna bhi bula lenge,
Dil akhir dil hai koi sagar ki ret to nahi,
Jo likh ke naam aapka mita denge.

Kiss is a key of love

Kiss is s key of love,
Love is a lock of marriage,
Marriage is a box of children,
Children is a problem of India,
So never kiss a GIRL

Baharo ki mehfil suhani rahegi

Baharo ki mehfil suhani rahegi,
Labon pe khushi ki kahani rahegi,
Chamakte rahenge khushiyon ke sitaare,
Agar aapki tan man se meharbaani rahegi.
"MISS YOU"

Door chaand kahi jal raha hoga

Door chaand kahi jal raha hoga,
Kisi ka dil machal raha hoga,
Uff, Ye hawaon me itni khushbu kaisi hai,
Zaroor koi mujhe bhi miss kar raha hoga.

Ek mulakaat karo humse inayat samajhkar

Ek mulakaat karo humse inayat samajhkar,
Hum hisaab bhi denge qayamat samajhkar,
Meri dosti par kabhi shaq na karna,
Hum dosti bhi karte hai ibadat samajhkar

Is dil ka ek armaan hai

Is dil ka ek armaan hai,
Ek chaand me hamari jaan hai,
Jise door se dekhna to mumkin hai,
Par milna kahan asaan hai,
Kyonki hum to zameen hai,
Aur wo asmaan hai.

Gita ka gyan

Gita ka gyan:
Mobile nirjeev hai.
Sim iski aatma hai.
SMS woh gyan hai
Jo baatne se badta hai.
Isliye he praani,
Balance ki moh maya tyag kar
Nirantar SMS kare.

Na mile kisi ka saath to hume yaad karna

Na mile kisi ka saath to hume yaad karna,
Tanhai ho mahsoos to hume yaad karna,
khushiya batane ko tum dost hazaar rakhna,
Gum baatne ho to hume yaad karna

Bhikhari: Saab 10 Rs. de do coffee peena hai

Bhikhari: Saab 10 Rs. de do coffee peena hai
Man: Kyun? ek coffee to 5 Rs. ki hai
Bhikhari: Saab sath me girlfrnd bhi hai
Man: Bhikhari hokar girlfrnd bana li
Bhikhari: Nahi saab GF ne bhikhari bana diya.
SO KEEP DISTANCE