Attendence....

Attendence....
Pappu - Yes Sir,
Babloo - Yes Sir,
Tinku - Yes sir,
Gullu - Yes Sir,
Ullu - ???
ULLU - ???
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Abe SMS padna band kar aur present lagwa.

Har gali har deewar par tera naam hai

Har gali har deewar par tera naam hai,
Har gali har deewar par tera naam hai....
Likha hai CHAPPAL CHOR,
Aur 5 rupaye ka inaam hai.

Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai

Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai,
Hum wo hai jo dil se pyar karte hai,
Aapka paigaam aye na aye,
Par HUM har waqt intezaar karte hai.

Ansoo ki keemat wo jaante hai

Ansoo ki keemat wo jaante hai,
Jo kisi ko yaad karte hain,
Dil ke gum wo jaante hain,
Jo kisi ko chahte hai,
Dost ke dard ko wo jaante hain,
Jo use DIl se dost maante hain.

Karoge Yaad 1 Din Tum Dosti ke Zamane Ko

Karoge Yaad 1 Din Tum
Dosti ke Zamane Ko,
Chale jayenge jis din hum bhi,
kabhi na vapas aane ko,
Chedegaa jikr hamara koi mehfil me,
To chale jaoge tum
Akele me ansu bahane ko.

My Friendship is like an Onion,

My Friendship is like an Onion,
Which has many layers in it,
It will add taste in ur life,
But if u try to cut it,
You will have tears in your eyes.

Ho Chuki raat bahut ab so bhi jaao

Ho Chuki raat bahut ab so bhi jaao,
Jo hai dil ke kareeb uske
khayalo me kho bhi jaao,
Kar raha hoga koi intezaar aapka,
Khwabon me hi sahi,
Unse mil to aao.

Dil ki hasrat zubaan par aane lagi

Dil ki hasrat zubaan par aane lagi,
Tumko Dekha aur Zindagi Muskurane Lagi,
Ye dosti ki inteha hai ya meri deewangi,
Har soorat me TERI Soorat nazar aane lagi.

If You Get Less Messeges from me

If You Get Less Messages from me,
Never Think That I don't Miss You,
It's Just that I'm searching,
For the best messages,
For a best Person Like You.

May God paint the Canvas

May God paint the Canvas
Of your life with the most
Beautiful colours and
joy at every step!
Happy Holi

May God spray colours of success

May God spray colours of
Success and prosperity
over you & your family.
I wish this Holi is,
As special as it has,
Always been....

Fagun ka yeh Rangeen Tyohaar

Fagun ka yeh Rangeen Tyohaar,
Jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
Masti chaye aapke Dwaar,
Shubhkamnayen Hamari,
Karen Sweekaar.
Happy Holi

Rang Birangi Holi Shubh Ho

Rang Birangi Holi Shubh Ho,
Uski layi Rangini shubh ho,
Tesu abir gulal se
Saje Holi me satrangi Rang.
HAPPY HOLI

Haste raho aap hazaaro ke beech me

Haste raho aap hazaaro ke beech me,
Jaise khilte hai phool baharo ke beech me,
Roshan ho aap is tarah HOLI me,
Jaise hota hai chaand sitaro ke beech me.

Holi Ke Shubh Avsar Par

Holi Ke Shubhavsar Par
Ishwar Apke Jeevan Ko
SAFALTA, SUKH AUR
SMRIDHI Se Rang De.
Aap Sabhi Ko ...
HOLI KI SHUBHKAAMNAE

Sukh samridhi aur suyash se

Sukh samridhi aur suyash se,
NAV- VARSH ki shuruaat ho,
PREET-VAIBHAV aur MEET
Sab aapke aas-paas ho,
SANGHARH sabhi kaamyaab ho..
Haapy New Year!

Ek jaam ulfat ke naam

Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,
Ek jaam Mohabbat ke naam,
Ek jaam wafa ke naam,
Puri botal .. Bewafa ke naam,
Aur poora theka Doston ke naam.
CHEERS!!!!
HAPPY HOLI

If wishes came in Rainbow colours

If wishes came in
Rainbow colours,
I would send you
The brightest ones
To say "HAPPY HOLI"

Khush to bahut hoge tum

Khush to bahut hoge tum
Ki forward karne ke liye
SMS aa gaya...
Par hum bhi chalaak hai
Humne padhne layak
Kuch likha hi nahi.

GIRL: Ghost in real life

G- Ghost
I- In
R- Real
L- Life
So avoid all girls
in your life and
Forward their
numbers to me

Mallika, Bipasha, Aish, Rani, Kareena, Priyanka

Mallika, Bipasha, Aish, Rani,
Kareena, Priyanka, Sushmita,
Laara, Samira, Udita, Saanya,
Sab mujhpe gussa karti hai...
"Bhaiya ko SMS kyo nahi karte?

Ramlal: Thakur saheb Gabbar ne

Raamlal: Thakur sahebGabbar ne
Bahu ki ijjat loot li hai,
Thakur: To??
Ramlal: Thakur Saheb,
Bahuraani poochh rahi hai
Gabbar se badla lena hai?
Ya payment le lu?

JAANI tum hamare bare me jaante hi kitna ho

JAANI tum hamare bare me
jaante hi kitna ho,
Jin toofaano me
Logon ke aashiyane udd jaate hai,
Un toofaano me,
Hum apni Chaddhi sukhate hai

I met peace, Joy and Wealth last night

I met peace, Joy and Wealth last night,
They want a permanent place to stay,
I gave your address,
They are joining you tonight.
Good Night.

Positive Thinking Poem

Positive Thinking Poem:
Little bird in the sky,
Dropping potty in the eye,
u don't worry,
u don't cry,
u just thank god,
That COW's don't fly.

Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to

Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to
samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: Kyun???
Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies
murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.

Rango me ghuli ladki

Rango me ghuli ladki,
Kya laal Gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai,
Kahta hai kya maal Gulabi hai,
Pichle baras jo,
Bhigoya tha tumne,
Ab tak nishani ka,
Wo rumaal Gulabi hai.
Happy Holi

Pichkaari ki Dhaar

Pichkaari ki Dhaar,
Gulal ki Bauchaar,
Gujhiya ki mithaas,
Aur apno ka pyaar
Aapko Mubarak ho,
Rang birangi,
HOLI KA TYOHAAR
HAPPY HOLI

Apun wishing you a

Apun Wishing You A
Wonderful,
Xtra Special,
Xtra Badhia,
Zabardast,
Ekdum Mast Aur Dhinchak,
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas,
"HAPPY HOLI"

Na Zuban se

Na Zuban se,
Na Nigahon se,
Na Dimags e,
Na Rango se
Na Greetings Se,
Na Gifts Se
Aapko Hamaari Or Se HAPPY HOLI
Direct Dilse...

Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hai

Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hai,
Isiliye Har Dard Sehte Hai,
Kahin Aap Humse Pehle Na Wish Kar Do
Isliye 3 Din Pehle Hi Aapko
HAPPY HOLI Kehte Hai...
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Rango Ke Tyohar Mein

Rango Ke Tyohar Mein Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,

Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,

Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar.

"Happy Holi"

Rango Se Bhari Sham Ho Aapki

Rango Se Bhari Shaam Ho Aapki,
Chand Sitaron Se Zyada Shaan Ho Aapki,
Zindgi Ka Sirf Ek Ho Maksad,
Ki Langoor Se Unchi Chalang Ho Aapki,
“Bura Na Mano Holi Hai”

Kadam Kadam Par Khushian Rahe

Kadam Kadam Par Khushian Rahe,
Gum Se Kabhi Na Ho Samana,
Zindagi Main Har Pal Khushiyan Naseeb Ho,
Meri Taraf Se Holi Ki Shubhakaamna.

Rango Se Bhi Rangeen Zindagi Hai Hamari,

Rango Se Bhi Rangeen Zindagi Hai Hamari,
Rangeeli Rahe Yeh Bandagi Hai Hamari,
Kabhi Na Bigde Ye Pyar Ki Rangoli,
Aye Mere Yaar Aisi “Happy Holi”.

Jis Tarah 1 Machhar Ko Marne Se

Jis Tarah 1 Machhar Ko Marne Se
Tum Shikari Nahi Ban Jaoge,
Theek Usi Tarah 10-12 SMS Karne Se
Tum Bhikari Nahi Ban Jaoge....
So Keep Messeging.

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday
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Tumko kya laga?
Tum Nahi bataoge
To hume pata nahi chalega
k aaj 'ANIMALS DAY' hai
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Naughty......
Again Happy B'day