Beet Gaya Jo Saal Use Bhool Jayen

Beet Gaya Jo Saal Use Bhool Jayen,
Ab Naye Saal Ko Gale Lagayen,
Sar Jhuka Ke Karten Hai Dua Rab Se
Naye Saal Me Poore Ho Saare Sapne Aapke
Naya Saal Mubarak!!

Before The Network Gets Jammed

Before The Network Gets Jammed,
Before The Sun Sets,
Before The Fireworks Die Out,
And Before The Clock Ticks Twelve,
Here is Wishing You ........
A VERY HAPPY NAW YEAR

New Year Is The Time To

New Year Is The Time To
Unfold New Horizons And
Realize New Dreams
To Rediscover the Strength
And Faith Within You...
To Rejoice In Simple Pleasures And
Gear Up For New Challenges
Wishing You A truly Fulfilling
Happy New Year!!

Nights Are Dark But Days Are Light

Nights Are Dark But Days Are Light
Wish Your Life Will Always Be Bright
So My Dear Don't Get Fear,
Because God Has Gifted Us
A Brand New Year
Wish You A Very Happy New Year!!

On New year Day

On New Year Day
It Is The Time To
Make Your Annual Good Resolution.
Next Week You Can Begin
Paving Hell With Them As Usual!

In The Universal Bank Of God

In The Universal Bank Of God
God Stores his Blessings And
Deposited 365 Days Of Love,
Faith And Happiness For You...
Now Enjoy Spending...
Wish You A Very Happy New Year!!

May The Birth Of Baby Jesus

May The Birth Of  Baby Jesus,
Bring To Your Life Endless Joy
Prosperity, Wealth And Happiness
Forever! Wishing You And Your
Family A Very 'MERRY CHRISTMAS'

365 Days Of Good Health

New Year Is About To Start
I Want To Be The First Person
To Wish You...
12 Months Of Joy,
52 Weeks Of Happiness
365 Days Of Good Health,
8760 Hours Of Success,
525600 Minutes Of Good Luck
And 3153600 Seconds Of Cute Smile!

Many Times In The Year 2008

Many Times In The Year 2008
I Have Disturbed You
Irritated You,
Bugged You,
Troubled You,
Today I Just Want To Tell You






I Plan To Continue The Same In The New Year

Oh My Dear! Forget Your Fear

Oh My Dear! Forget Your Fear!
Let All Yor Dreams Be Clear,
Never Put tear, Listen Please Dear,
I Want To Say Something In Your Ear,
Wish You A Very Happy New Year!!

Purana Saal Ab Sabse Hone Wala Hai Door

Purana Saal Ab Sabse Hone Wala Hai Door,
Kya Karen Yeh To Hai Kudrat Ka Dastoor,
Naya Saal Aaya Hai Chalo Kahi Aate Hai Ghoom
Milkar Naache, Gayen Aur Machayen Doom!!
!!Wish You A Happy New Year!!

Jingle Bells Jingle bells,

Jingle Bells Jingle bells,
Jingle All The Way;
Oh! What Fun It Is To Ride,
In A One-Horse Open Sleigh!!
!.....Merry Chistmas......!

A Christmas Candle Is A Lovely Thing

A Christmas Candle Is A Lovely Thing,
It Makes No Noise At All,
But Softly Gives Itself Away
While Quite Unselfish,
It Grows Small!!
Merry Christmas!!

Bells Are Ringing The Wishes Of Christmas

Bells Are Ringing The Wishes Of Christmas Day,
The Flying Snowflakes Send My
Most Sincere Blessings To You!
!*!*!* Merry Christmas !*!*!*

Joy Resound In The Heart Of Those

Joy Resound In The Heart Of Those,
Who Believe In The Miracle Of Christmas!
Wish You All The Peace, Joy And
Love Of Season! Season's Greetings!
And Merry Christmas!!

May The Joy And Peace Of Christmas

May The Joy And Peace Of Christmas
Be With You All Through The Year,
Wishing You A Season Of Blessings
From Heaven Above..
Merry Christmas!!

Wish You A Happy Christmas

I Am Dreaming Of White Christmas,
With Every Christmas card I Write,
May Your Days Be Merry And Bright,
And May All Your Christmas Be White..
Wish You A Very Happy Christmas!!

If I Had Gone For Brain Transplantation

If I Had Gone For Brain Transplantation
I Have Chosen Your Brain Because..
I Want To Use A Brain
Which Has Never Been Used Before!!

Laloo Goes To America

Laloo Goes To America
To Learn English Language
After Some Days George Bush
Calls To Rabri Devi And Says..
"E Sasura Angreji Nahi Seekh Sakat Hai!!

No Matter How High Is The Sky

No Matter How High Is The Sky,
How Deep The Ocean Is,
How Strong The Wind Is,
How Wide A river Is,
I Just Wanna Tell You That..
They Are None Of Your Business!

Pasand Hai Soorat Hume Laakhon Men Unki

Pasand Hai Soorat Hume Laakhon Men Unki,
Koi JaaduTo Hai Zaroor Aankhon Men Unki,
Ghayal Dil Ki Baaton Ko Wo Jaane Ya Na Jaane,
Humne To Bitaya Hai Pal Pal Yaadon Men Unki!

Us Bewafa Se Hai Mujhko Ye Gila

Us Bewafa Se Hai Mujhko Ye Gila,
Sunkar Bhi Meri Maur Na Aaye Bewafa,
Markar Bhi Unke Waaste Apni To Hai Dua,
Jisne Mita Diya Mujhe Wo Khush Rahe Sada!

Duaaon Par Humari Aitbaar Rakhna

Duaaon Par Humari Aitbaar Rakhna,
Dil Men Apne Na Koi Sawaal Rakhna,
Dena Chaahte Ho Agar Khushiya Hamen,
To Bas AAP Khush Rehna Aur Apna Khayaal Rakhna

Jawaab Naa De sako To Sawaal Naa Karna

Jawaab Naa De sako To Sawaal Naa Karna
Inkaar Naa Sun Sako To Izhaar Naa Karna
Toot Jaate Hai Aksar Logon Ke Dil
Agar Nibha Na Sako To Dost Pyaar Naa Karna!

Difference Between Pleasure And Torture

Difference Between Pleasure And Torture:
Pleasure Is Thinking Of You
And Torture Is Thinking Of You Two Much!

If You Want To Be Happy Then

If You Want To Be Happy Then...
Never Hate...
Always Smile...
Live Simple...
Don't Worry
Give A Lot...
Expect A Little...
And Have A Person Like Me...
Who Always Remembers You!!

I have Purchased A New kodak Camara

I have Purchased A New kodak Camara
Let Me Take Your Photo Please..
Stand Still...
Don't Move,
Smile Please...
Ready....
Click!!
Oh Ho ... Sorry
People Who Live In Someone's Heart
They Can't Have A Snap!!

I Wish You In My Bed

I Wish You Were Here
In My Room
On My Bed
With The Lights Off
Under The Blanket
And I Will Show You My....



New Watch! It Glows In The Dark.

Stop Kissing And Save Pakistan

Kiss Is The Key Of Love
Love Is The Key Of Marriage
Marriage Is The Box Of Children
And Yhe Children Are The Problem Of Pakistan
So Stop Kissing And Save Pakistan!!

Class Rooms And Trains Similarity

Class Rooms And Trains Similarity:
First Two Benches Are Executive Coaches
Reserved For VIP's
Middle Two Are General Compartment
And Last Two Are Sleeper Class!

People Stick Their Noses In My Business

Abhishek: I Am Delighted When
People Stick Their Noses In My Business
John: Why? What Do You Do?
Abhishek: I Have A Company
Which Makes Tissue Papers!

Psychiatrist's receptionist comes

Psychiatrist's receptionist comes
And Says To The Doctor:
A Man Has Come And Says He
Can Make Himself Invisible?
Psychiatrist: Tell Him That
I Can't See Him Right Now!!

Patient: Doctor, Will I be Able To

Patient: Doctor, Will I be Able To
Play Piano After The Operation
Doctor; Yes You Can Play, No Problem!
Patient: That's Great! I Could Not Play It Before!

Yaaron Dosti To Zindagi Hoti Hai

Yaaron Dosti To Zindagi Hoti Hai,
Yeh To har Dil Me Basi Hoti Hai,
Zindagi To Kuchh Log Akele Bhi Bita Lete Hai,
MagarZaroorat DOSTI Ki Har Kisi Ko Hoti Hai!

Tanhaayion Me Muskurana Ishq Hai

Tanhaayion Me Muskurana Ishq Hai,
Ek Baat Ki Sabse Chhupaana Ishq Hai,
Vaise To Hume Neend Aati Nahi Raat Bhar,
Jaagte Hue Sona Aue Sote Hue Jaagna Ishq Hai!

24 Sweet Hours Makes 1 Sweet Day

24 Sweet Hours Makes 1 Sweet Day
7 Sweet Days Makes One Sweet Week
4 Sweet Weeks Makes One Sweet Month
But 1 Sweet Person Like You
Makes My Entire Life Sweet!

Relation Between Two Eyes

Do You Know The Relation
Between The Two Eyes..
They Blink Together
They Move Together,
They Cry Together,
They See Things Together
And They Sleep Together
But Still They Never See Each Other
This Is True Relationship.

If Ten People Care For You

If Ten People Care For You,
One Of Them Is Me,
If One Person Cares For You,
That Would Be Me Again,
If No One Cares For You
Then I Am Not In This World.

Happy Marriage Anniversary

If I Met You On Tomorrow
I Would Still Give You My Heart
If You Should Say "Do You Still Love Me?"
I Would Say "Till Death Do Us Apart"
Happy Marriage Anniversary

Dreaming Of You Makes My Night Worthwhile,

Dreaming Of You Makes My Night Worthwhile,
Thinking Of You Makes Me Smile,
Having You Is The Best Wish I have Ever,
Loving Is You What I Plan To Do Forever.

Kya Hai Zindagi?

Kya Hai Zindagi?
Dekho To Khwaab Hai Zindagi,
Padho To Kitaab Hai Zindagi,
Suno To Gyan Hai Zindagi,
Par Haste Raho To Asaan Hai Zindagi

Sweet Cute SMS Text Messages

How Would You Know If
He Really Loves You?
It's when You Scream, He Is Calm,
When You Slap Him, He Kisses You,
When You Cry, He Hugs You,
When You Tell Him You Hate Him
He Tells You He Loves You

When The Times Come

When The Times Come
I Can't Smile Anymore
Don't Worry About Me.
I Know What To Do..
I Will Just Stare At One Corner
And Think Of You..
No One Else Could Make Me Happy
Like The way You Do.

I Am Going To Write

I Am Going To Write
On All Bricks
'I Miss You'
And I Wish That One
Falls On Your Head..
So That You Know How It Hurts,
when You Miss A Special Friend Like You

A Kiss Is A Lovely Trick

A Kiss Is A Lovely Trick
Designed By Nature To
Stop Speech When
Words Become Superfluous
--Ingrid Bergman

True Friendship Is Like Sound Health

True Friendship Is Like
Sound Health...
The Value Of It Is Seldom Known
Until It Be Lost.
-Charles Caleb Colton

The Word Trust Is The Basis Of All Relation

The Word 'Trust' Is The
Basis Of All Relation,
But A Small Mistake Made,
Can Change It's Entire Meaning,
Missing 'T' can 'RUST' The Relation.

A Girl Danced On The Stage
Everybody Clapped
She Stripped Off Her Clothes
Nobody Clapped...
Why???
Because Both Hands Are required for Clapping!

A Toilet Is Like A Committee Meeting

A Toilet Is Like A Committee Meeting..
People Come With A Lot Of Pressure,
Create A Lot Of Noise,
And Finally Drop The Matter!!

Teacher Asks Student

Teacher Asks Student:
How Will You Say Good Bye To Sky?
Student: Tata_Sky

Keeping A Friend Is

Keeping A Friend Is
As Difficult As Losing One,
You Sacrifice A Lot To Keep Them,
I May Not Have Sacrifice Enough For You,
But In My Heart.. I Swear I Am Keeping You

If Friends Were Flowers

If Friends Were Flowers,
I Would Not Pick You,
I Will Let You Grow In The Garden,
And Cultivate You With Love And Care,
So I Can Keep You As A Friend Forever.

Like The Needle Of The Clock

Friendship Is Like The Needle Of The Clock
Though We Are In Same Clock,
We Are Not Able To Meet,
Even If We Meet It's Only For Few Seconds,
But Most Important Is We Always Stay Connected.

Without Humor Life Sucks

Without Humor Life Sucks
Without Courage Life Is Difficult,
Without Love Life Is Hopeless,
Without Sweet Friends Like You
LIFE IS IMPOSSIBLE !!

A Truth Of Love

A Truth Of Love...
You May Fall In The Love
With The Beauty Of Someone
But Remember,
Finally You Have To
Live With The Character
And Not With The Beauty.

Tanhai Jab Kismat Me Likhi Thi

Tanhai Jab Kismat Me Likhi Thi,
To Kya Shikayat Apne Aur Begane Se,
Hum Mit Gaye Jinki Chahat Me,
Wo Baaz Nahi Aate Hume Aazmaane Se.

When Words Are Not Enough

When Words Are Not Enough
To Express Your Feelings...
Don't Think That You Are In Love
You Just Need To Join
English Speaking Course

Shines Like A Pearl

If A Drop Of Water Falls In A Lake
It Has No Identity, But
If It Falls On A Leaf Of A Lotus
It Shines Like A Pearl,
So Choose The Best Place You Can SHINE!

What Do You Want To Become In Future?

Teacher Asks Children in Classroom
What Do You Want To Become In Future?
Bunty: I Want To Beacome A Doctor
Pinky: I Want To Become A Mother
Shekhar: I Want To Help Pinky!!

Your One Smile can kill

Do You Know?
Your One Smile
Can Kill Hundred's Of People.
So You Can Help In
Population Control
So Dear Keep Smiling Always!

Those Seductive Eyes

Those Seductive Eyes,
Those Kissable Lips,
That Sexy Smile...
Saucy Ass
The Perfect Talk
That's Enough About Me
How About You

Kiss Kisi Ki Mehfil Me

Kiss Kisi Ki Mehfil Me,
Kiss Kisi Ne Kiss Kisi Ko Kiss Kiya.
Ek Hum Hai Jisne Har Kiss Ko Miss Kiya,
Aur Ek Aap Hai Jisne Har Miss Ko Kiss Kiya.

Zoo Se Bhage Hue Bandar

Oye Khajoor....
Zoo Se Bhage Hue Bandar,
Gandi Naali Ke Keede,
Sade Hue Kele Ke Chilke,
Circus Ke Naachne Wale Bhaloo,
Aisa Kisi Ko Na Kehna....
Bahul Bura Lagta Hai

Love Is Painful

Love Is Painful,
Life Is Too...
You Dream Of Someone,
Someone Dreams Of You,
Although These Dreams Rarely Comes True,
It Feels Good To Dream
Of Someone Like You.

Forgiving Terrorist Is

Forgiving Terrorist Is
Left To God ;
But Fixing Their Appointment
With GOD Is Our Responsibility.

Never Try To Examine
Your Love Relationship...
Because They Are Like Diamonds,
When You Hit Them ...
They Don't Break But,
May Slip Away From Your Life

Ajeeb Baat Hai Wo Mujhse Khafa Bhi Raha

Ajeeb Baat Hai Wo Mujhse Khafa Bhi Rahe,
Wo Doston Se Mera Haal Poochta Bhi Rahe,
Ajeeb Tarah Se Usne Guftgu Ki Mujhse,
Honth Band The Par Nigahon Se Bolta Bhi Rahe!

Barbad Kar Gaye Wo Zindagi Pyar Ke Naam Se

Barbad Kar Gaye Wo Zindagi Pyar Ke Naam Se,
Bewafai Mili Sirf Wafa Ke Naam Se,
Zakhm Hi Zakhm Diya Usne Dawa Ke Naam Se,
Asmaan Bhi Ro Pada Meri Mohabbat Ke Anjaam Se!

Troubles Are Similar To Washing Machines

Troubles Are Similar To Washing Machines
They Twist Us Turn Us And Knoks Us Around
But At The End You Come Out
Brighter And Better Than Before

Don't Mind If Somebody Hurts You

Don't Mind If Somebody Hurts You
Because It Is Law Of Nature That
The Tree That Bears Sweetest Fruit
Gets the Maximum Number Of Stones

Ujala Kab Kam Hua Pata Na Chala

Ujala Kab Kam Hua Pata Na Chala,
Muskurahat Kab Gayab Hui Pata Naa Chala,
Aapki Yaad Me Khoye Is Tarah,
Aankh Kab Nam Hui Pata Na Chala!

Philosophy Of Life

Philosophy Of Life:
At the begining After Marriage
Girls Treats Husband As GOD
But As time Passes The Alphabet Get Reversed
And Husband Becomes DOG

A Man Calls His Wife through idea Mobile

A Man Calls His Wife through idea Mobile
But The Call goes to Another Woman
They Loved And got Married,
Moral Of The Story- An !dea Can Change your Wife!

Woh Paas Aate To Hum Baat Kar Lete

Woh Paas Aate To Hum Baat Kar Lete,
Woh Saath Rehte To Pyar Kar Lete,
Jaane Kya Mazboori Thi Jo Wo Chale Gaye,
Wajah Batate To Hum Intezaar Hi Kar Lete.

Naseeb Tha Mera Jo Mujhse Wo Khafa Ho Gaye

Naseeb Tha Mera Jo Mujhse Wo Khafa Ho Gaye,
Na Jaane kyun Door Aur Bewafa Ho Gaye,
Intezaar Hai Unke Paigaam Ka,
Akhir Pata To Chale Wo Kispe Fida Ho Gaye!

Basic Difference Between God And Humans

Basic Difference Between God And Humans:
God Gives And forgives
Human Gets And Forgets
This Is The Fact Of Life

You Have The Ones That Think

You Have The Ones That Think
And You Have The Ones That Do Things.
The Worst Kind Is Those Who Think
That They Are Doing Things

You Are An Unwanted Child

You Are An Unwanted Child.
You Parents Paid The
Medical Expences Of Your Birth
With Their Accidental Insurance

When I Was A Dog

When I Was A Dog,
And You Were A Flower,
I Walked Over You..
And Gave You A Shower

Coins Always Make Sound But

Coins Always Make Sound But
The Currency Notes Are Always Silent,
So As Your Value Increases
One Should remain Calm And Silent.

Make Calls Totally Free Unlimited

From Tata To Tata Mobile
From Reliance To Reliance Mobile
From BSNL To BSNL Mobile
From Vodafone To All Vodafone Mobile
Totally Free Unlimited
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Make Free Miss Calls!!

My Sweetest Memory- Our Talks

My Sweetest Memory- Our Talks
My Biggest Sadness- Our Distance
My Biggest hope- I Will See You Soon
My Deepest Prayer- We Will Remain Friends Forever

Baat Baat Par Log Rooth Jaate Hai

Baat Baat Par Log Rooth Jaate Hai,
Haath Unse Anjaane Me Chhoot Jaate Hai,
Kahten Hai Bada Nazuk Hai Pyar ka Rishta,
Isme Haste Haste Bhi Dil Toot Jaate Hai.

Behte Aansoon Ki Zubaan Nahi Hoti

Behte Aansoon Ki Zubaan Nahi Hoti,
Lafzon Me Mohabbat Bayaan Nahi Hoti,
Mila Hai Pyar To Pyar Ki Kadar Karo,
Kismat Har Kisi Par Meharbaan Nahi Hoti.

Don't EXPECT Anything In Life

Don't EXPECT Anything In Life
EXPECTATIONS Hurt A Lot.
When You Don't EXPECT,
Every Moment Will Be A Surprise &
Every Surprise Brings You Happiness

Monsoon, Rain Or Summer's Heat

Monsoon, Rain Or Summer's Heat,
Your Love Is The Reason Why I Breath,
Tell Me Dear What Is Sweet,
Is That You Or Your Heart Beat?

Love Is Not Blind

Love Is Not Blind,
It Sees More Not Less
But Because It Sees More,
It Is Willing To See Less.

Hasrat Hai Sirf Aapko Paane Ki

Hasrat Hai Sirf Aapko Paane Ki,
Aur Koi Khwahish Nahi Is Deewane Ki,
Shikwa Mujhe Aapse Nahi Khuda Se Hai,
Kya Zaroorat Thi Aapko Itna Cute Banane Ki.

Husband To Buy Her A New Car

Wife Hints Her Husband To Buy Her A New Car
"Darling Can You Gift Me Something
That Goes 0 To 80 in 3 Seconds When I Am On It?
Santa Gifted Her A Weighing Machine

When It Rains All Birds Fly For Shelter

When It Rains All Birds Fly For Shelter,
But Eagle Avoid The Rain And Fly Above The Cloud,
Problems Are Common To All
But Atttitude Makes The Difference.

Prayer Is Not A Spare Wheel That

Prayer Is Not A Spare Wheel That
You Pull Out When You Are In Trouble,
Use It As A Steering Wheel That Keeps You,
On The Right Path Throughout Your Life.

Funny Quote

Funny Quote:-
Always....
Come Like A Horse...
Sit Like A Thief....
Go Like A Lion....
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This Was Written On A Toilet Door!!!

Friends Are Like Smell Of Cigarettes

Friends Are Like Smell Of Cigarettes
Which Stays On Fingertips For Short Time,
But True Friends Are Like Nicotine In Cigarettes,
Which Stays In Heart Till Death!!

What Is Friendship?

What Is Friendship?
It Is A Ship Loaded With
"Love" "Care" & "Share"
Crossing The Sea Of Heart
Having No Wheels Of
"Sorry" & "Thanks"
Hope Our Ship Never Sinks.

A GIRL FRIEND And MOTOR BIKE

What Is The Difference Between
A GIRL FRIEND And MOTOR BIKE
MOTORBIKE is First
Kicked And Then Used,
While A GIRLFRIEND Is
First Used And Then Kicked.

Santa: In All AIDS Advertisements

Santa: In All AIDS Advertisements
They Talk About Safe Sex!
What Is Safe Sex?
Banta: Oye Safe Sex Is
When Wife Is Out Of Town!!

Dil Par Kisika Zor Nahi Hota

Dil Par Kisika Zor Nahi Hota,
Dil Ki Awaaz Se Shor Nahi Hota,
Iske Khone Ka Ghum Kare Bhi To Kaise,
Kyunki Dil Churane Wala Bhi Chor Nahi Hota.

Saanson Se Bhi Pyari Yaadein Hain Tumhari

Saanson Se Bhi Pyari Yaadein Hain Tumhari,
Dhadkan Se Bhi Pyari Baatein Hain Tumhari,
Tumhen Yakeen Ho Na Ho Par
Is Zindagi Se Bhi Pyari Hai Dosti Tumhari.

Zindagi Udaas Hone Ka Naam Nahi

Zindagi Udaas Hone Ka Naam Nahi,
Dosti Sirf Paas Hone Ka Naam Nahi,
Agar Tum Door Rehkar Bhi Hume Yaad Karo,
Isse Bada Humare Liye Koi Inaam Nahi.

Tum Bin Agar Guzaara Humara Hota

Tum Bin Agar Guzaara Humara Hota,
To Yun Na Aaj Tumko Pukara Hota,
Humare Dil Me Sirf Tum Hi Tum Ho,
Kaash Tumhare Dil Me Bhi Khayal Humara Hota.

Kar Sitam Kitne Bhi Mujh Par

Kar Sitam Kitne Bhi Mujh Par,
Is Dil Me Dhadkan Tere Naam Ki Hogi,
Khwahish To Adhuri Hai Bahut Si Magar,
Aakhiri Khwahish Tere Deedaar Ki Hogi.

Khuda Kare Har Raat Chand BankerAaye

Khuda Kare Har Raat Chand BankerAaye,
Din Ka Ujala Shaan ban Kar Aaye,
Kabhi Na Door Ho Aapke Chehre Se Khushi,
Har Naya Din Aisa Mehmaan Bankar Aaye.

Just As The Wind Dances In My Hair

Just As The Wind Dances In My Hair,
As The Ocean Massages My Thoughts,
As The Sun Blankets Me In Happiness &
As The Earth Travels With Me Accross
Universal Challenges So All The
Elements Of Your Love Fill My Life.

Joy Is The Experience Of Knowing That

Joy Is The Experience Of Knowing That
You Are Unconditionally Loved And That
Nothing -Sickness, Failure, Emotional Distress,
Oppression, War, Or Even Death
Can Take That Love Away..!

Don't Close Your Doors When You Feel Alone

Don't Close Your Doors When You Feel Alone,
Don't Close Your Heart When You Want To Love,
Don't Ever Close Your Hands When You Need Me,
Because I Will Be Holding Your Till The End.

Don't Close Your Doors When You Feel Alone

Don't Close Your Doors When You Feel Alone,
Don't Close Your Heart When You Want To Love,
Don't Ever Close Your Hands When You Need Me,
Because I Will Be Holding Your Till The End.

Mera Dil, Jigar, Kidney Ho Tum

Mera Dil, Jigar, Kidney Ho Tum,
Waqt Bewaqt Aaye Wo Fever Ho Tum,
Doob Kar Jisme Mar Jaaoun Wo River Ho Tum,
Mere Jeevan Me To Ab Forever Ho Tum.

Mere Wajood Me Kaash Tu Utar Jaye

Mere Wajood Me Kaash Tu Utar Jaye,
Main Dekhun Aaina Aur Tu Nazar Aaye,
Tum Ho Samne Aur Waqt Thahar Jaaye,
Yeh Zindagi Tujhe Yunhi Dekhte Hue Guzar Jaaye.

Anjaan Si Mulakaat Pehchaan Ban Gayi

Anjaan Si Mulakaat Pehchaan Ban Gayi,
Ek Meethe Se Rishte Ki Jaan Ban Gayi,
Do Kadam Tum Do Kadam Hum Chalen,
Aur Dosti Ki Raah Kitni Aasaan Ban Gayi.

Pyar Ki Wo Misaa Banayenge Hum

Pyar Ki Wo Misaa Banayenge Hum,
Aankhen Band Karoge To Nazar Aayenge Hum,
Bhar Denge Itna Pyar Dil Me Ki,
Khud Se Pehle Yaad Aayenge Hum.

Soorat Uski Khayalon Se Kyun Nahin Jaati

Soorat Uski Khayalon Se Kyun Nahin Jaati,
Neend Hai Aankhon Me Magar Kyun Nahi Aati,
Wo Saath Thi To Maut Ka Khauf Tha Mujhko,
Ab Main Tanha Hun To Maut Kyun Nahin Aati..!

May The Warmth And Splendor

May The Warmth And Splendor,
That Are A Part Of This
Auspicious Occasion,
Fill Your Life With
Happiness And Bight Cheer
For The Whole Year.
HAPPY DEEPAWALI

Lakshmi Ji Viraje Aapke Dwaar,
Sone Chaandi Se Bhar Jaaye
Aapka Ghar Baar...
Jeewan Me Laye Khushiyan Apaar,
Shubhkaamnayein Hamari Karein Sweekar..
HAPPY DEEPAWALI..!!

Jis Tarah Bhagwaan Ram Ne

Jis Tarah Bhagwaan Ram Ne,
Buraiyon Par Vijay Payee Thi
Usi Tarah Hum Bhi Buraiyon Par
Vijay Paayein, Aaiye Deep Jalayein!
HAPPY DEEPAWALI

Deepak Mein Jyoti

Deepak Mein Jyoti,
Jyoti Mein Prakash,
Pulkit Hai Dharti,
Jagmagaye Akash,
Diyon Ki Katar,
Kahe Baar Baar,
Viraje Mata Lakshmi
Aapke Ghar Dwaar.
Happy Diwali

Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gulfaam Bheja Hai

Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gulfaam Bheja Hai,
Sitaron Ne Aasmaan Se Salaam Bheja Hai,
Bahut Mubarak Ho Aapko Ye DEEPAWALI,
Humne Tahe Dil Se Ye Paigaam Bheja Hai.

With Gleam Of Lamps

With Gleam Of Lamps,
With Sound Of Crackers,
With Tastes Of Sweets
And Echo Of Chants
May Happiness And Contentment
Fill Your Life. Wishing You
A VERY HAPPY DEEPAWALI

Kumkum Bhare Kadmon Se Aaye

Kumkum Bhare Kadmon Se Aaye
Laxmi Ji Aapke Dwaar..
Sukh-Sampatti Aapko Mile Apaar,
Deepawali Ki Shubhkaamnayen
Aapke Poore Parivaar Ko
Karen Sweekaar! Happy Deepawali !

ChamanKo Sajaye Bahut Din Ho Gaye

ChamanKo Sajaye Bahut Din Ho Gaye,
Tumko Paas Bulaye Bahut Din ho Gaye,
Kisi Din Achanak Chale Aao Tum,
Hume Muskuraye Hue Bahut Din Ho Gaye.

Beshak Thoda Intezaar Mila Humko

Beshak Thoda Intezaar Mila Humko,
Par Duniya Ka Sabse Haseeen Yaar Mila Humko,
Naa Rahi Ab Tamanna Kisi Jannat Ki,
Teri Yaari Me Wo Pyaar Mila Humko.

Haqeeqat Ho Tum Kaise Tumhe Sapna Kahun

Haqeeqat Ho Tum Kaise Tumhe Sapna Kahun,
Tumhare Har Dard Ko Ab Mai Apna Kahun,
Sabkuchh Qurbaan Hai Tumhare Pyaar Me,
Kaun Hai Tumhare Siwa Jise Apna Kahun.

Aaj Unko Maine Khafa Kar Diya

Aaj Unko Maine Khafa Kar Diya,
Aisa Laga Jaise Khud Se Daga Kar Diya,
Unhe Kaise Manaun, Sochte Rahe Din Raat,
Aaj Aansoo Ne Bhi Aane Se Mana Kar Diya.

Rain Is The Gift Of Cloud

Rain Is The Gift Of Cloud,
Salt Is The Gift Of Sea,
Oxygen Is The Gift Of Air,
Fragrance Is The Gift Of Flower,
And Your Gift Is Our Friendship!
Thanks For Being My Friend.

Uff Kya Karte Ho

Uff Kya Karte Ho,
Door Hat Jaao,
Koi Dekhega To Kya Sochega
Akal nahi Hai Kya?
*
*
*
Uff Abhi Nahi Karo Na
Akele Me Karna


Naak Saaf
Hamesha Ganda Hi Sochnaa....

Aaj Phir Aap Nazar Nahi Aaye

Aaj Phir Aap Nazar Nahi Aaye,
Phir Tamannaon Ke Fool Murjhaye,
Na Jaane Kin Galiyon Me Kho Gaye Aap,
Hum Police Station Se Lekar...
Aapko Paagal Khane Tak Dhoondh Aaye

Dil Badal Na Dena SIM Ki Tarah

Dil Badal Na Dena SIM Ki Tarah,
Mohabbat Low Na Karna Battery Ki Tarah,
Pyaar Kam Na Karna Balance Ki Tarah,
Hamesha Meri Zaroorat Mehsoos
Karna Charger Ki Tarah

Open with Love

Open with Love
Main Tumse Kuch Kehna Chahti Hun...
Wohi Baat Jo Dil Ko Choo Jaye
Wahi Pyaar Ke 3 Akshar..
"Mera Bharat Mahaan"

Some People Have Five Senses

Some People Have Five Senses,
Some People Have Six...
You Are A Gifted Person As You
Have The 7th Sense: Non sense

Your Recharge Voucher Has Expired

Your Recharge Voucher Has Expired
Don't Bother Buying Another.
Nobody Wants To Talk To You.

Your Smile Can Be compared With Flowers

Your Smile Can Be compared With Flowers,
Your Voice Can Be Compared With A Cuckoo,
Your Innocense Can Be Compared With A Baby,
But In Foolishness... You Have Got No Comparison

My Thumbs Never Pain

My Thumbs Never Pain
While Typing Sms For You,
But My Heart Beats Very Fast
Until I See " Sms Delivered to You"

The Fragrance Of Flower

The Fragrance Of Flower
Flows In The Direction Of The Wind
But The Goodness Of The Person
Flows In Every Direction.

Friendship Is A Chain Of Gold

Friendship Is A Chain Of Gold,
In Which Smile, Tear,
Laugh, Grip Of Faith
A World Of Faith Are Linked.

I Have Opened An Emotional Bank

I Have Opened An Emotional Bank
For You In My Heart..
Deposit Your Friendship And
I Will Make Sure That
You Get Heavy Interest
As Long As I Am Alive.

Mere Baad Aapko Apna Banane Kaun Aayega

Mere Baad Aapko Apna Banane Kaun Aayega,
Rulane To Sab Ayenge, Hasaane Kaun Ayega,
Karenge Sab Pyar Tumko Is Jahan Men,
Magar Nibhane Kaun Ayega..!

Kisi Ko Pyar Karna Nahi aata,
Kisi ko Pyar Ke Siwa Kuchh Nahi Aata,
Sirf Yahi Do Raasten Hai Zindagi Ke,
Ek Mujhe Nahi Aata Ek Unhen Nahi Aata.

Little keys Can Open Big Locks

Little Keys Can Open Big Locks,
Simple Words Can Reflect Great Thoughts,
Cute Smile Can Sure Heart Block,
So Keep Smiling.. It's Simple!

A Caring Person doesn't Call And Speak

A Caring Person doesn't Call And Speak,
He Makes It With A Simple Sms,
B'Coz Sms Is Not What The Mouth Speaks,
It's What The Heart Really Feels.

Ajab Sa Ehsaas Hai Dosti

Ajab Sa Ehsaas Hai Dosti,
Do Dilon Ka Saath Hai Dosti,
Khuda Ki Khudai Hai Dosti,
Zindagi Ki Sachhai Hai Dosti,
Naseeb Hai Humara Jo
Pai Hai Aapki Dosti.

Progress Has Little to Do With Speed

"Progress Has Little to Do With Speed,
But Much To Do With Direction"
It's Better To Concentrate on DIRECTION
Rather Than SPEED

Ist Dog: I Am New In This Locality

Ist Dog: I Am New In This Locality
I Want To Meet The Leader Of Dogs
2nd Dog: Shh... Keep Quite
Cant You See Sardar Is Reading SMS?

The beautiful Lines

The beatiful Lines....
"The Heart Is The Only
Broken Instrument That
Works Without Repairing
For Years!"

You Have A Special Smile And A Special Face

You Have A Special Smile And A Special Face,
You Are Special Someone Which I Can't Replace,
I Love You And Always Will,
You Have Filled My Space Which No One Can Fill.

Don't Expect Your Friend

Don't Expect Your Friend
To Be A Perfect Person,
But Help Your Friend
To Become A Perfect Person.
That's True Friendship

Mahila Dukaandar Se

Mahila Dukaandar Se:
Bhaiya Ek Aaina Dena
Dukaandar: Haath Waala Ya Bada?
Mahila: Nahi Haath To Mai Bina
Aaine Ke Bhi Dekh Leti Hun..
Munh Dekhne Waala Do!!

A Telecom Executive Was suffering From Lose Motion

A Telecom Executive Was suffering From Lose Motion
He Went To The Doctor. Doctor Asked Him To Tell In
Detail. Executive Said: From Morning
I Have Unlimited And Free Outgoing!!

Thoughts Of Wisdom

A Person Behind Cigarette,
Alcohol, Drugs is Much Safer
Than One Who Is
Behind Girls!

Palak Jhuka Ke Salaam Karte Hain

Palak Jhuka Ke Salaam Karte Hain,
Apne Dil Ki Dua Aapke Naam Karte Hain,
Kabool Ho To Muskura Dijiyega,
Aapki Muskaan Par Hum Jaan Kurbaan Karte Hai.

Smile Is The Key To

Smile Is The ...
Key To Live A Happy Life,
Key To Get Success,
Key To Win The The Hearts
So Keep Smiling Always!

Santa Picked Up An Ice Cube

Santa Picked Up An Ice Cube
And Started Observing It Carefully.
Banta : What Are You Looking?
Santa: Just Checking From Where It Is Leaking!

Who Has Open Heart

Who Has Open Heart
Recieves Love,
Who Has Open Mind
Recieves Wisdom,
Who has open Hands
Recieves Gifts,
And Who Is Cute Can Only
Recieve Sms From Me.

A Raindrop May Look Small To Eyes

A Raindrop May Look Small To Eyes,
But Somewhere A Thirsty Flower
Awaits Its Fall......!
A Small Sms May Seem Too Small,
But It Means Someone Somewhere
Still Remembers You...!

Heartbeats Are Countless

Heartbeats Are Countless,
Spirits Are Ageless,
Dreams Are Endless,
Memories Are Timeless,
And A Friend Like You
Are Shameless... Oopss
Sorry ... Priceless!

A Man Who Surrender When He Is Wrong Is HONEST

A Man Who Surrenders When He Is Wrong Is HONEST,
When A Man Surrenders When He Is Not Sure Is WISE,
A Man Who Surrenders When He Is Right Is HUSBAND.

Open with Love

Open with Love:
Main Tumse Kuch Kehna Chahti Hun...
Wohi Baat Jo Dil Ko Choo Jaye
Wahi Pyaar Ke 3 Akshar..
Mera Bharat Mahaan

Some People Have Five Senses

Some People Have Five Senses,
Some People Have Six...
You Are A Gifted Person As You
Have The 7th Sense: Non sense

Your Smile Can Be compared With Flowers

Your Smile Can Be compared With Flowers,
Your Voice Can Be Compared With A Cuckoo,
Your Innocense Can Be Compared With A Baby,
But In Foolishness... You Have Got No Comparison

Never Blame Any Day In Your Life

Never Blame Any Day In Your Life,
Good Days Gives You Happiness,
Bad Days Gives You Experience,
Both Are Essential In Life,
All Are God's Blessings.

I Believe God Have Created You

I Believe God Have Created You,
For Me To Love You,
He Picked You Out From All The Rest,
Because He Knew I Would Love You The Best

Purane Furniture Becho

Prana Kabad Becho,
Purane News Paper Vecho,
Purana Loha Becho,
Purane Furniture Becho,
Fir Us Paise se Mobile Recharge Karao
Aur Turant Sms Bhejo

Four Roses Just For You

Four Roses Just For You,
First For Friendship,
Second For Wealth,
Third For Happiness
And Put The Fourth On Your Ears
You Will Look Cute Dude!

Jaane Kya Soch Kar Duniya Banai Khuda Ne

Jaane Kya Soch Kar Duniya Banai Khuda Ne,
Saath Wafa Ke Qyun Bewafai Banai Khuda Ne,
Har Insaan Ko Mila Uske Dil Ka Pyar,
Fir Mujhko Kyun Di Tanhai Khuda Ne.

Meaning Of Love

Love means?

L: Loving You Forever
O: Owing Everything For You,
V: Very Nice Person For You,
E: Everything Sacrificed For You,

If I Was An Artist

If I Was An Artist,
You Would Be My Picture,
If I Was A Poet,
You Would Be My Inspiration,
If I Was An Author,
You Would Be My Story

Aapki Yaadon Ka Mahal Banaya Humne

Aapki Yaadon Ka Mahal Banaya Humne,
Arzoo Ka Diya Isme Jalaya Humne,
Aye Meri Jaan Tujhe Meri Kasam,
Koi Ek Lamha Bata Jisme Tujhe Bhulaya Humne.

Aankhen Khule To Chehra Meri Jaan Ka Ho

Aankhen Khule To Chehra Meri Jaan Ka Ho,
Aankhen Band Ho To Sapna Meri Jaan Ka Ho,
Mai Mar Bhi Jaun To Gham Nahi,
Kafan Mile To Dupatta Meri Jaan Ka Ho.

Dastaan Ae Gum Unko Sunayi Na Gayi

Dastaan Ae Gum Unko Sunayi Na Gayi,
Baat Bigdi Thi Kuchh Aisi Ki Banayi Na Gayi,
Sabko Bhul Gaye Hum Lekin,
Teri Yaad Aisi Thi Ki Bhulayi Na Gayi.

Yesterday Is A Cancelled Cheque

Yesterday Is A Cancelled Cheque,
Tomorrow Is A Promissiory Note,
Today Is The Only Cash You Have,
So Spend It Wisely!

The Moments When You Have Truly lived

You Will Find As You Look Back Upon Your Life
That The Moments When You Have Truly lived
Are The Moments When You Have Done
Things In The Spirit Of Love.

Aye Sms Mere Pyare Dost Ke Paas Jaana

Aye Sms Mere Pyare Dost Ke Paas Jaana,
Agar Wo So Raha Ho to Shor Mat Machana,
Jab Wo Jaage To Bas Dheere Se Muskurana ,
Aur Kehna " Kanjoos Sms Kab Karoge?"

I Wish A Wish For You

I Wish A Wish For You,
It's A Wish I Wish For Few,
The Wish I Wish For You Is
That All Your Wishes Come True,
So Keep Wishing As My
Best Wishes Are Always With You.

Last Night A Tear Rolled Out Of My Eyes

Last Night A Tear Rolled Out Of My Eyes,
I Asked 'Why Did You Come Out?'
Tear Replied: There Is Someone So Special
In Your Eyes That There Is No Space For Me Inside.

Great People Talk About Things

Great People Talk About Things,
General People Talk About Other People,
And Legends Never Talk....
They Send SMS

You Are The Sun In My Day

You Are The Sun In My Day,
The Wind In My Sky,
The Waves In My Ocean,
And The Beat In My Heart.

Destiny Decides Who You Meet In Your Life

Destiny Decides Who You Meet In Your Life,
But Only Your Heart Decides Who
Gets To Stay In Your Life..
Treasure The One You Wish To Stay With,
And Live Live Without Regrets.

I Always Knew That Looking Back On My Tears

I Always Knew That Looking Back On My Tears,
Would Make Me Someday Laugh...
But I Never Knew That Looking Back On My Laughter,
Would Someday Make Me Cry

Nice People Are Like Wind

Nice People Are Like Wind,
You Never Know What They Have In Their Heart,
But You Can Always Feel Their Presence,
Don't Look Here And There...
Look In The Mirror.

There Is No meaning Of Day Without Sun

There Is No meaning Of Day Without Sun,
There Is No Meaning of Night Without Moon,
There Is No Meaning Of Sea Without Water,
There Is No Meaning Of Me Without You.

A Special Smile, A Special Face

A Special Smile, A Special Face,
A Special Someone I Can't Replace,
I Love You And I Always Will,
You Have Filled A Space Which No One Can fill

Jo Jata Hai Maa Ke Dwar

Jo Jata Hai Maa Ke Dwar,
Ise Milta Hai Maa Ka Pyar,
Pyar Se Jo Kehta Hai JAI MATA DI,
Use Mil Hi Jate Hai
Kisi Na Kisi Roop Me Maa Ke Deedar.
JAI MATA DI

When Lips Meet Lips

When Lips Meet Lips
Then What Happens?....




You Dirty Mind....Always Think Dirty
It's Mouth Closed
Or What?

Whatever I Swallow

Whatever I Swallow,
Eveything Is Digested In Full
But There Is One Thing Which I Drink,
I Will Die Soon...
Guess Who Am I?




FIRE

Morning Greetings Doesn't Only Mean

Morning Greetings Doesn't Only
Mean Saying Good Morning,
It Has A Silent Message:
I Remember You When I Wake Up!
Have A Nice Day!

Success Is The Good Fortune That

Success Is The Good Fortune That
Comes from Aspiration, Desperation,
Perspiration And Inspiration.
- Evan Esar

If At First You Don't Succeed
Try Try Again. Then Quit
There Is No Use Being
A Damn Fool About It.
- W.C.Fields

Failures Do What Is Tension Relieving

Failures Do What Is Tension Relieving,
While Winners Do What Is Goal Achieving.
- Dennis Waitley

The Difference Between the Successfull
Person And Others Is Not Lack Of Strength,
Not A Lack Of Knowledge,
But Rather Lack In Will
- Vince Lombardi

Responces During/After Sex

Responces During/After Sex
Girl friend: Oh Darling! It Was So Nice!
Call Girl: Chal Fatafat Nipat!
Padosan: Aate Rehna...!
Wife: Tell Me What's Tomorrow's Lunch Menu?

Sweet Like Honey Costly Like Money

Sweet Like Honey,
Costly Like Money,
Blessings Like Shower,
Fresh Like Dew,
Smile Like Flower,
Cool Like Ice,
A friend So Nice,
Guess Who???

Hello Hello...
IT'S ME.. Dear

Never Love Your Friend Like A Flower

Never Love Your Friend Like A Flower,
B'Coz Flower Dies In Season,
Always Love Like A Flower,
B'Coz A River Flows Forever.

Har Waqt Kaam Me Itna Uljha Na Karo

Har Waqt Kaam Me Itna Uljha Na Karo,
Kabhi Humari Yaad Bhi Dil Se Lagaya karo,
Milne Ka waada Bhale Hi Na Karo Par,
Kabhi Kabhi Sms Kar Dosti Ka Ehsaas To Dilaya Karo.

2nd October is Gandhi Jayanti. United Nations has declared 2nd October as international Day of Non Violence in the honor of "BAPU" Mahatma Gandhi. Let us spread peace. love and Non-Violence together.

No Shadows To Depress You

No Shadows To Depress You,
Only Joys To Surround you,
Many Friends To Love You,
God Himself To Bless You,
These Are My wishes For You.
For Today Tomorrow And Everyday

Rainbow Is A Cute design

Rainbow Is A Cute design,
As its Colors Lovingly Shine,
Have You Seen An Inverted Rainbow?
You Never Know Its Your Smile.
Let Me See That Rainbow Forever.

Aisa Navratri Utsav Is Saal Ho

Pyaar Ka Tarana Uphaar Ho,
Khushiyon Ka Nazrana beshumar Ho,,
Na Rahe gum ka koi Ehsaas,
Aisa Navratri Utsav Is Saal Ho.
HAPPY NAVRATRA

Maa Durge Maa Ambe Maa Jagdambe

Maa Durge,
Maa Ambe,
Maa Jagdambe,
Maa Bhawani,
Maa Sheetla,
Maa Vaishnao,
Maa Chandi,
Mata Rani Meri Aur Aapki
Manokaamna puri Kare
Jai Mata Di

Special Msg For The Special Person

Special Msg For The Special Person
May Almighty Allah Bless You With
Sehat, Himmat, Rahat, Barakkat,
Daulat, Kaamyaabi, Salamati,
Shohrat Aur Behisaab Khushiyan
Eid Bahut Bahut Mubarak

FOOlse FOOLne FOOLonki

FOOlse
FOOLne
FOOLonki
FOOLwari Me
FOOL Ke Saath Wish Kiya
"O" FOOL, You Are The Most
BeautiFOOL
wonderFOOL &
colourFOOL
amongst
All FOOOL

Aunty Mummy Ne Chini Maangi Hai

Aunty Mummy Ne Chini Maangi Hai.
Aunty: Accha Aur Kya Kaha Mummy Ne?
Kid: Agar Wo Kamini Na De To
Pinki aunty Se Le Aana...!

So Sweet Is Your SMILE

So Sweet Is Your SMILE??
So Sweet Is Your STYLE??
So Sweet Is Your VOICE??
So Sweet Is Your EYE????
See How Sweetly I LIE

My Blessings, Congratulations

My Blessings, Congratulations
And Good Wishes To You
I Wish You The Best Of Everything
For Not Only In EID-UL-Fitr But Also
All The Years Ahead *EID MUBARAK*

Eid Lekar Aati Hai Dher Sari Khushiyan

Eid Lekar Aati Hai Dher Sari Khushiyan,
Eid Mita Deti Hai Insaan Me Dooriyan,
Eid Hai ALLAH Ka Ek Nayab Tohfa,
Isi Liye Hum Kahte Hai Sabko
EID MUBARAK

CNN, IBN, Star News, Aaj Tak, BBC

Inme Se Kisi par Khabar Suni Kya?
CNN,
IBN 7
Star News,
Aaj Tak,
BBC,
Nahi Suni...
To Lo Ab Padh Lo...
Eid Mubarak

Satisfy The Person Who Expects From You

Satisfy The Person Who Expects From You
Rather Than Surprising The Person Who
Never Expected Anything From You...

Pyaar Sabhi Ko Jeena Sikha Deta Hai

Pyaar Sabhi Ko Jeena Sikha Deta Hai,
Wafa Ke Naam Par Marna Sikha Deta Hai,
Pyar Nahi Kiya To Kar Ke Dekho,
Zalim Har Dard Sehna Sikha Deta Hai.

A Doctor Can Save Life

A Doctor Can Save Life,
A Lawyer Can Defend Life,
A Soldier Can Give A peaceful Life,
But Only you Can Give Me A Meaningful Life.

Dil Ki Awaaz Ko Izhaar Kahte Hai

Dil Ki Awaaz Ko Izhaar Kahte Hai,
Jhuki Nazar Ko Iqraar Kahte Hai,
Sirf Jatane Ka Naam Pyaar Nahi Hota,
Kisi Ki Yaadon Me Jeene Ko Bhi Pyar Kahte Hai.

When Daylight Turns To A Darkened Hue

When Daylight Turns To A Darkened Hue,
The Lovely Stars Hinting At You,
Your Heart Beat Tells You Something True,
That Some One Is Badly Missing You!

Become Soft And Cool like Water

Become Soft And Cool like Water,
So You Can Adjust Anywhere In Life.
Become Tough And Attractive Like Diamond,
So No One Can Play with Your Emotions.

Mausam Dekho kitna Haseen hai

Mausam Dekho kitna Haseen hai...
Thandee Hawae Hai Aur Bheegi Zameen Hai..
Yaad Aa Rahi hai Aapki Kuch Baatein...
Aap Bhi Yaad kar Rahe Hoge...
Hume Itna To Yakeen Hai...

Tum Meri Ho Tumhara Naam Koi Aur Na Le

Tum Meri Ho Tumhara Naam Koi Aur Na Le,
Meri Bhi Aakhon Ka Jaam Koi Aur Na Le,
Isi liye Mai Nahi Chodta Hu Tumhara Haath,
Tu kahin Gir Jaye to Tumhe Thaam Koi Aur Na Le.

Ek Din Santa Ne Ek Sapna Dekha

Ek Din Santa Ne Ek Sapna Dekha
Ki Uska Murder Ho Gaya Hai.
Agle Din Usne ICICI Bank Ka
Account Band Kar Diya...
Kyun...?
Kyun...?
Kyunki ICICI Ka Slogan Hai..
"We Make Your Dreams Come True"

Jeevan Me Kabhi Bhi In

Jeevan Me Kabhi Bhi In
Paanch Cheezon Ko Mat Todna..
Dil,
Dosti,
Rishta,
Vishwaas,
Vaada...
Kyonki Ye Jab toottey Hai To Awaaz
Nahi Hoti, Lekin Dard bahut Hota Hai.

Mile Har Janam Mein Aap Jaise Yaar

Mile Har Janam Mein Aap Jaise Yaar,
Dua Karte Hai Ye Hum Bar Bar,
Chahe Kyun Na Thukra De Hume Ye Duniya,
Par Milta Rahe Hume Aap Jaise Dosto Ka Pyar.

Manzil Bhi Nahi Thikna Bhi Nahi

Manzil Bhi Nahi, Thikna Bhi Nahi,
Vaaps Mujhe Uske Paas Jana Bhi Nahi,
Maine Hi Sikhaya Tha Unhe Tir Chalana,
Ab Mere Siva Unka Koi Nishana Bhi Nahi.

Kab Dil Uski Yaad Mein Nahi Rota

Kab Dil Uski Yaad Mein Nahi Rota,
Kab Usse Milne Ko Dil Majboor Nahi Hota,
Ye Sach Hai Zindgi Mai Dil Usi Ka Tuta Hai,
Jiska Koi Kasur Nahi Hota...

Dil Ki Dhadkan Ruk See Gayi Hai

Dil Ki Dhadkan Ruk See Gayi Hai,
Saanse Meri Tham See Gayi Hai,
Puchha Tha Dil Ke Doctor Se Humne,
Pata Chala Is Dil Mein Aapki Yade Jam Si Gayi Hai

Do Kadam To Sab Chal Lete Hai Par

Do Kadam To Sab Chal Lete Hai Par,
Zindagi Bhar Ka Saath Koi Nahi Nibhata,
Agar Ro Kar Bhulai Jaati Yaadein,
To Hans Kar Koi Gum Naa Chupata.

Receive My Simple Gift Of

Receive My Simple Gift Of
"GOOD MORNING" Wrapped
With Sincereity, Tied With Care
And Sealed With A Prayer To
Keep You Safe And Happy
All Day Long! Take Care...

There are Dozens of Ways I Can

There are Dozens of Ways I Can
Express My True Love For You..
But The One Thats Comes Straight
From My Heart Is.....
I Love You...!

I Want To Give You Kiss Darling

I Want To Give You Kiss Darling,
I Want To Give You A Hug,
And I Hold You In My Arms,
To Make You feel Quite Snug.

If The People We Love are Stolen Away

If The People We Love are Stolen Away
From Us The Only Way to Have Them Live On
Is To Never Stop Lovin' Them.
Buildings Burn, People Die...
But Real Love Is Forever....!

My Love For You Would Never Die

For There Is A Certain Someone
Who Makes The Grey Sky Blue,
I Am Glad To Say That One Is You.


My Love For You Would Never Die,
For Only You Keep My Dream Alive,
I'll Dream For You Today And Tomorrow,
Full Of Love And Never Sorrow.

Words However Special

Words However Special...
Could Never Even Start,
To Tell You All The Love
I Have For You Within My Heart

Tumse Roz Milne Ko Dil Karta Hai

Tumse Roz Milne Ko Dil Karta Hai,
Sunne Aur Sunane Ko Dil Karta Hai,
Tere Muskurane Ka Andaz Kuch AisaHai,
Ki Sab Kuch Bhool Jane Ko Dil Karta Hai.

Of All The friends I Ever Met

Of All The friends I Ever Met,
You Are The One I Won't Forget,
And If I Die Before You...
I Will Go To Heaven And Wait For You.

I Love you from The bottom Of My Heart

I Love you from The bottom
Of my Heart And I Hope We Are
One Heart Beating At One Time.

I Smile When I Think Of You

I Smile When I Think Of You,
I Blush When You Are Around,
I Think Love Is The reason.


Words However Special....
Could Never Even start,
To Tell you All The Love
I Have For You Within My Heart.

Kitne Bhi Door Jao, Humse Chup Na Paoge

Kitne Bhi Door Jao, Humse Chup Na Paoge,
Zindagi Ke Har Mod Pe Hume Paoge,
Chaahe Kitne Bhi Sms Delete karo,
Subah Inbox Me Fir Hume Paaoge.

Why do girls close their eyes while kissing

Question: Why do girls close their eyes while kissing?
?
?
Guess
?
Guess
?
?
Answer: because Girls Can't See Boys Happy>

Beauty Is Power, Smile Is It's Word

Beauty Is Power, Smile Is It's Word
-Charles Reade

The Most Wasted Of All Days Is
That In Which We Have Not Laughed.
-Sébastien Roch Nicolas Chamfort

Eart Laughs In Flowers
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness Depends More On

Happiness Depends More On The Inward Disposition
Of Mind Than On Outward Circumstances.
-Benjamin Franklin

You Are Happiest While You Are Making
The Greatest Contribution.
-Robert F. Kennedy

There Is More To Life
Than Increasing Its Speed
-Mahatma Gandhi

Inspirational Quotes

Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight.
-Japanese Proverb

Do We Not All Agree To call Rapid Thought
And Noble Impulse By Name Of Inspiration?
-George Eliot

Every Artist Was First An Amateur.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Try Not To Become A Man Of Success But A Man Of Value

-Albert Einstein

Mohabbat Sabko Mil Jaye Zaroori To Nahi

Mohabbat Sabko Mil Jaye Zaroori To Nahi,
Wo Bhi Hume Chaahe Zaroori To Nahi,
Kuch Log Bahut Yaad Aate Hai Dil Ko,
Hum Bhi Unki Yaad Ban Jaye Zaroori To Nahi.

Dost Dost Se Khafa Nahi Hote

Dost Dost Se Khafa Nahi Hote,
HaathMila Kar Juda Nahi Hote,
Bhula Dena Humari Kamiyon Ko,
Kyonki Insaan Kabhi Khuda Nahi Hote.

Har Aahat Ehsaas Humara Dilayegi

Har Aahat Ehsaas Humara Dilayegi,
Hawa Kissa Humara Sunayegi,
Aapke Dilon Me Itni Yadein Chhod Jayenge,
Na Chahte hue Bhi aapko Humari Yaad Aayegi.

Good SEX is My favourite

Good SEX is My favourite,
I Do It Regularly...
Do It And Feel Good..
You Will Enjoy It...
I Will Die Without It...
So S-Sleep, E-Eat, X- Xcercise
So Do Sex Regularly...
you Dirty Mind

How To Satisfy A woman?

How To Satisfy A woman?:
Caress, Excite, Cuddle,
Fascinate, Spoil, Kiss, Rub, tease,
Pamper, Console, Worship,
Respect And Love....
How To Satisfy A Man?:
Blow Job

Frienship Is Like A Glass

Frienship Is Like A Glass,
It Should Be Handled With Care,
Because Once Broken, It Cannot Be Mended,
And Even It Is Mended...
Crack Always Remains There forever.

Aap Kya Jaane Hum Aapko Kitna Yaad Karte Hai

Aap Kya Jaane Hum Aapko Kitna Yaad Karte Hai,
Maano Ya Na Maano Khuda Se Har Pal Fariyaad Karte Hai,
Roz Khat Likhte Hai Cartoon Network Ko...
Aur Aapko Play Karne Ki Demand Karte Hai.

You Must Be A Good Runner Because

You Must Be A Good Runner Because,
You Are Always Running In My Mind,
You Must Be A Good Thief Because,
You Have Stolen My Heart And,
I Am Always A Bad Shooter Because,
I Always Miss You....

Mere Dil Jigar Kidney Liver Ho Tum

Mere Dil Jigar Kidney Liver Ho Tum,
Waqt Bewaqt Jo Aaye Wo Fever Ho Tum,
Doob Kar Jisme Mar Jaaon Wo River Ho Tum,
Mere Jeevan Me Ab To Forever Ho Tum.

Ishq Sabhi Ko Jeena Sikha Deta Hai

Ishq Sabhi Ko Jeena Sikha Deta Hai,
Wafa Ke Nam Par Marna Sikha Deta Hai,
Ishq Nahi Kiya To Kar Ke Dekho,
Zalim Har Dard Sehna Sikha Deta hai.

Talk To Me When I Feel Bore

Talk To Me When I Feel Bore,
Hug Me Wen I Cry,
Luv Me When All Hate Me,
Care Me When Im Sick,
Dont Cry When I Die,
But Don't Leave Me Till I Am Alive.

Mehfil Me Sabki Nazar Aap Par Thi

Mehfil Me Sabki Nazar Aap Par Thi,
Aur Aap Ki Khushi Ka Thikana Na Tha,
Jab Aap Ne Nazren Jhuka Kar Dekha,
To Aap Ki Taango Me PAJAMA Nahi Tha.

Santa Ka Bura Din

Santa Ka Bura Din...
Darwaza Khola To Kundi Haath Me,
Nal Khola To Toty Hath Me,
Suitcase Uthaya To Handle Haath Me,
Ab Darr Raha Hai Ki Su Su Karu Ki Na Karu.

Ek To Aapse Meri Mulaqaat Nahi Hoti

Ek To Aapse Meri Mulaqaat Nahi Hoti,
Hoti He Khwabon Mein To Fir Baat Puri Nahi Hoti
Sms Karke Dil Nahi Bharta Mera Kyunki,
Usme Aapki Awaaz Nahi Hoti....

A Sexy Woman Is Like A Dirty 1000 Rupee Note

A Sexy Woman Is Like A Dirty 1000 Rupee Note,
You Don't Know How Many Have Handled It
But You Still Want To Have It.

Kabhi DiL To Kabhi Shama Jala Ke Roye

Kabhi DiL To Kabhi Shama Jala Ke Roye,
Unki Yadon Ko DiL Se Laga Ke Roye,
Raat Ke Aagosh Me Jab So Gayi Duniya Saari,
Hum Chand Ko Unki Tasveer Bana Ke Roye.

Na Lafzon Ki Kitaabo Me Milenge

Na Lafzon Ki Kitaabo Me Milenge,
Na Bankar Mahek Gulaabo Me Milenge,
Milne Ke Liye Hmse Jara Theek Se Sona,
Aaj Hum Tumse Khwabon Me Milenge

New Drinkers DICTIONARY Founded

New Drinkers DICTIONARY Founded:-
A: ARISTOCRAT;
B: BAGPIPER;
C: CONTESSA;
D: DIRECTOR'S SPECIAL;
E: EIGHT PM;
F: FUN DROP;
G: GOD FATHER;
H: HAYWARDS;
I: IMPERIAL BLUE;
J: JOHNY WALKER;
K: KING FISHER;
L: LIME DROP;
M: MUGHAL MONARCH;
N: NAPOLEAN;
O: OLD MONK;
P: PETER SCOTT;
Q: QUEEN BEE;
R: ROYAL STAG;
S: SEA GRAM;
T: TEACHERS;
U: UB STRONG;
V: VAT 69;
W: WHITE MISCHIEF;
X: XXX;
Y: YIP;
Z: ZINGARO

Scientist Have Proved That All Donkeys

Scientist Have Proved That All Donkeys,
Use Thumb To Read The Sms.
O .. o.. O Now it's Too Late,
Please Don't Change Your Finger.

Dil Ki Kitab Ka Panna Chura Le Gaya Koi

Dil Ki Kitab Ka Panna Chura Le Gaya Koi,
Neend Aankhon Se Udaa Le Gaya Koi,
Peene Ki Aadat Nahi Thee Humein
Jaam Nigahon Se Pila Gaya Koi.

Khaali Hai Botal Phir Bhi Piye Jaa Raha Hoon

Khaali Hai Botal Phir Bhi Piye Jaa Raha Hoon,
Zindagi Se Bor Hoon Phir Bhi Jiye Ja Raha Hu,
Kisi KAMINE Ka Sms Nahi Aa Raha
Phir Bhi KAMINO Ko SMS Kiye Ja Raha Hoon..

Chicken ready ? Yes Boss

Chicken ready ? Yes Boss.
Fish ready ? Yes Boss.
Omlet ready ? Yes Boss.
Mutton ready ? Nahi boss
BAKRA Abhi Sms Padh Rara Hai.

Rose, Lotus, Tulip, Orchid, Jasmine

Rose, Lotus, Tulip, Orchid, Jasmine
All Flowers Are Sweet But ...
They Have no comparision with You!
Because "Gobhi Ke Phool Ki Baat Hi Alag Hoti Hai".

Every Garden Must Have A Rose

Every Garden Must Have A Rose,
Every Sweet Face Must have A Smile,
Every Grass Must Have Dew And
Every Person In This World
Must Have A Friend Like You!!

Ajnabi Log Bhi Dene Lage Hai Ilzaam Mujhe

Ajnabi Log Bhi Dene Lage Hai Ilzaam Mujhe,
Na Jane Kahan Le Jayegi Teri Pehchan Mujhe,
Bhulana Chahu Bhi To Tumhe Bhulau Kaise,
Log Bulate Hai Mujhe Tera Naam Leke.

Tanhai Ka Usne Manzar Nahi Dekha

Tanhai Ka Usne Manzar Nahi Dekha,
Afsos Ki Mere Dil Ke Andar Nahi Dekha,
Dil Tootne Ka Dard Wo Kya Jaane,
Wo Lamha Usne Kabhi Jee Kar Nahi Dekha.

Tumko Chupa Rakha Hai Apni Palkon Mein

Tumko Chupa Rakha Hai Apni Palkon Mein,
Par In Ko Ye Batana Nahi Aaya,
Sote Mein Bheeg Jaati Hai Palken Meri,
Palkon Ko Abhi Tak Dard Chupana Nahi Aaya.

Paani Dekh Kar Pyas Lagti Hai

Paani Dekh Kar Pyas Lagti Hai,
Shaadi Dekh Kar Hume Bhi Aas Lagti Hai,
Hum Aapko Kaise Samjhaye...
Har Khoobsurat Ladki Ki MAA Hume Apni SAAS Lagti Hai.

Na Dil mein Basa kar Bhulaya Karte Hai

Na Dil mein Basa kar Bhulaya Karte Hai,
Na Hansa Kar Rulaya Karte Hai,
Kabhi Mehsooss Kar Ke Dekh Lena,
Hum Jaise To Dil Se Rishte Nibhaya Karte Hai.

I Am Dead But My Soul Is In You

I Am Dead But My Soul Is In You,
My Eyes Are Open But I Dream Of You,
I Am The Best But Nothing Wthou You,
Take Care Of My Heart, It Beats Bcoz Of You.

Haseen Chehre Par Kabhi Aitbar Na Karna

Haseen Chehre Par Kabhi Aitbar Na Karna,
Tod Dete Hai Dil Kabhi Pyar Na Karna.
Hai Guzarish Sab Se Meri, Mar Jaoge
Wo Na Aayenge Kabhi Intezaar Na Karna.

Koi Aankho Se Baat Kar Leta Hai

Koi Aankho Se Baat Kar Leta Hai
Koi Aankho Mein Mulaqaat Kar Leta Hai
Bada Mushkil Hota Hai Jawaab Dena
Jab Koi Khamosh Rah Kar Sawal Kar leta hai.

Jab Bhi Yaad Aati Hai Muskura Lete Hai

Jab Bhi Yaad Aati Hai Muskura Lete Hai,
Kuch Palo Ke Liye Har Gham Bhula Dete Hai,
Kaise Bheeg Sakti Hai Palke Aapki,
Aap Ke Hisse Ke Aansu To Hum Baha Lete Hai

I Always Look For

I Always Look For...
A Perfect Line To Describe...
How Deeply I Feel For You...
Today I Wanna...
Open Up My Heart To Say...
I Love You

I Am In Love With You

I Was Wondering...
How To Make You Hear...
The Voice Of My heart In A Special Way
Then I Realized...
Emotions Are Always Special...
And Now...
Simply I Just Wanna Let You Know,
I Am In Love With You.

Wife: Wo Saamne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho

Wife: Wo Saamne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho?
Maine Use Das Saal Pehle Shaadi
Ke Liye Mana Kiya Tha....
Husband: Tabhi To Aajtak
Wo Uska Jashn Mana Raha Hai....!

Relations in Short

Relations in Short:
Father: Advices and Scolds,
Mother: Love And Care,
Sister: Affection And Company,
Brother: Chatting And Fighting,
Lover: Teasing And Loving,
Friend: All The Above

Words Cannot Express what I Feel For You

Words Cannot Express what I Feel For You,
It Is also Difficult For Me To Prove,
But I Know My Heart Is True When I Say..
I Am Lucky To Have A Friend Like You!

Father Of A Girl: Main Nahi Chaahta Ki Meri Beti

Father Of A Girl: Main Nahi Chaahta Ki Meri Beti
Poori Zindagi Ek Gadhe Ke Saath Guzaare!
Girls Boyfriend: Bas Isiliye To Main Use
Yahan Se Le Jaane Ke Liye Aaya Hun!

Likhne Wale Ek Ehsaan Likh De

Likhne Wale Ek Ehsaan Likh De,
Mere Dost ki Taqdeer Me Uska Armaan Likh de,
Na Mile Kabhi Dard use Zindagi Mein,
Chahe To Meri Taqdeer Me Ghum Tamaam likh De.

Mere Dil Me Raho Ya Jigar Me Raho

Mere Dil Me Raho Ya Jigar Me Raho,
Umar Bhar Tum meri Nazar Me Raho,
Meri Sabr Me Raho Ya Sehar Me Raho,
Tum Chahe Jahan Bhi Raho,
Magar Hamesha Apni Aukaat Me Raho.

Badalte Rahe Mausam Par Nahi Badle Hum

Badalte Rahe Mausam Par Nahi Badle Hum,
Har Pal Tadapta Hu Aapke Pyar Me Sanam,
Meri Khushi Ho Tum, Tum Hi Meri Zindagi Ho,
Dil Se Juda Na Hone Doonga Aapko Jab Tak Hai Dam

Khushi Mili To Muskura Bhi Na Sake

Khushi Mili To Muskura Bhi Na Sake,
Gham Mile To Aansoo Bhi Baha Na Sake,
Jise Chaha Use Paa Na Sake,
Paya To Use Itna Chaha Ki Bhula Na Sake.

Yadon Ka Karwan Hamesha Rahega

Yadon Ka Karwan Hamesha Rahega,
Door Hote Huye Bhi Pyar Hamesha Rahega,
Maaf Karna Mil Nahi Paate Hain Aapse,
Magar Yakeen Rakhna Intezar Aapka Hamesha Rahega.

Roz Roshni Ke Hazaar Sitare Honge

Roz Roshni Ke Hazaar Sitare Honge
Aapki Ankho Me Haseen Nazare Honge
Qayamat Ke Din Jab Aapka Mobile Check Hoga
Sabse Zyada Sms Hamare Hi Honge.

Tadap Kar Dekho Kisi Ki Chahat Main

Tadap Kar Dekho Kisi Ki Chahat Main
Pata Chale Ki Intezar Kya Hota Hai
Agar Yuhi Mil Jaye Koi Bina Tadap Ke
To Kaise Pata Chale Ki Pyar Kya Hota Hai.

Greetings for the Teachers day

Greetings for the Teachers day
Remember all words he say
Words to make you social
He is our teacher
He is our guide
Lets make him feel pride.

I Have Never Enjoyed Anyone's Company

I Have Never Enjoyed Anyone's Company,
As Much As Your's No Matter What We Are Doing,
And I Just Want To Be Right Next To You
For The Rest Of My Life.

Take Dozen Roses In Your Hand And

Take Dozen Roses In Your Hand And
Stand Infront Of The Mirror
And You Will See 13 Most
Beautiful Things In The World.

The Twinkle In Your Eyes Makes My Day

The Twinkle In Your Eyes Makes My Day,
Your Smile Makes my Week,
Your Laugh Makes My Month,
Your Sweetness Makes My Year,
And Loving You Makes My Life.

If You Are In Love...

If You Are In Love...
Accept It, Respect Ot, Enjoy It...,
But If You Are Not, Then Don't Worry,
Because Someone, Somewhere Must Be,
Wrapping Up So Much Love For You.

I Searched Through Books

I Searched Through Books,
And I Leafed Through Cards,
For Words That Would Convey,
What I Had In My Heart,
Bit When I Sat Down to Write,
All I Can Write Was...
I Can't live Without You.

A Part Of Me Is Always Calling You

A Part Of Me Is Always Calling You,
Encouraging Me To Be With You,
Telling Me To Promise That I Will,
Take Care Of You, Telling Me
To Promise That I Will Be Loving You.

Ansoo Aa Jaate Hai Rone Se Pehle

Ansoo Aa Jaate Hai Rone Se Pehle,
Khwaab Toot Jaate Hai Sone Se Pehle,
Ishq Hai Gunah Ye To Samajh Gaye,
Kaash Koi Rok Leta Ye Gunah Hone Se Pehle.

In A Bath Room

In A Bath Room,
A Boy Touches A Girl Every where!
You Know Who Is that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty People Always Think Dirty.

Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili To Kya Hua

Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili To Kya Hua,
Umr Bhar Gum Ke Sahare Jeei Lenge,
Kya Hua Jo Hamari Girl Friend Nahi,
Hum Aapki Girl Friend Ke Sahare Jee Lenge.

Dil Se Roye Magar Hoton Se Muskura Baithe

Dil Se Roye Magar Hoton Se Muskura Baithe,
Yun Hi Kisi Se Wafa Nibha Baithe,
Wo Hume Ek Lamha Na De Sake
Jinke Liye Hum Apni Zindagi Gawan Baithe.

Hum Paas Rahe Ya Door

Hum Paas Rahe Ya Door
Par Dil Se Dil Ki Awaaz Mila Sakte Hai..
Na Khat Na Lafz Ke Mohtaz Hai Hum
Par Apke Dil Ko Ek Hichaki Se Hila Sakte Hai..

Mohabbat Ek Baar Ho Jaye To Bholapan

Mohabbat Ek Baar Ho Jaye To Bholapan,
Doosri Baar Ki Jaye To Apnapan,
Teesari Baar Ki Jaye To Deewanapan,
Ab Bhi Baaz Na Aao To Kaminapan.

Yaad Mein Teri Rota Hai Koi

Yaad Mein Teri Rota Hai Koi,
Har Saans Mein Tujhe Yaad Karta Hai Koi.
Maut Sach Hai Aani Hai Ek Din,
Par Teri Judaai Mein Roz Marta Hai Koi

Dard Bhi De Gaye Sitam Bhi De Gaye

Dard Bhi De Gaye Sitam Bhi De Gaye
Zakham Ke Saath-Saath Mujhe Merham Bhi De Gaye,
Do Lafzon Se Kar Gaye Wo Apna Mann Halka,
Aur Hum Ko Na Rone Ki Kasm Bhi De Gaye

EK Kabootar Itna Uda

EK Kabootar Itna Uda,
Itna Uda,
Itna Uda,
Bahut Upar Gaya,
Itna Uda,
Itna Uda,
Bas Ab Nahi Dikh Raha,
Ab So Jao Kal Dhoodhenge.

Sapna Kabhi Saakar Nahi Hota

Sapna Kabhi Saakar Nahi Hota,
Mohabbat Ka Koi Aakar Nahi Hota,
Sub Kuch Ho Jata Hai Is Duniya Me,
Magar Dobara Kisi Se Sacha Pyaar Nahi Hota

Aapka Sukh Ganeshji Ke Pet Jaisa Bada Ho

Aapka Sukh Ganeshji Ke Pet Jaisa Bada Ho
Dukh Mouse Jaisa Chota Ho
Life Soond Jaise Lambi Ho
Bol Modak Jaise Meethe Ho
BOLO GANPATI BAPPA MORYA

If Yesterday Did'nt End Up

If Yesterday
Did'nt End Up
The Way You Planned.
Just Remember..
GOD Created
Today For
You To Start
A New One..

Kismat Pe Nahi Chalta Hai Zor Kisi Ka

Kismat Pe Nahi Chalta Hai Zor Kisi Ka,
Dekha Hai Unke Haath Mein Haath Kisi ka,
Bas Woh Rahe Khush Hamesha,
Chahe Unke Pass Ho Saath Aur Kisi Ka

Lekar Dil Wapas Kiya Nahi Jaata

Lekar Dil Wapas Kiya Nahi Jaata,
Yun Nazuk Dil Ko Zakhm Diya Nahi Jaata,
Sachmuch Ye Duniya Badi Zalim hai,
SMS Sasta Hai Fir Bhi Apse Kiya Nahi Jaata!

Wo SEHRI ka Maza

Wo SEHRI ka Maza
Wo IFTAR ki Bhookhk
Wo KURAN ki Tilawat
Wo NAMAZ ka Mamul
Wo ROZE ki Barkat
Wo ROZE ka Noor
Aaj se hoga MAH-E-RAMZAN par Noor

Santa Hospital Me EkNurse Se Kehta Hai

Santa Hospital Me EkNurse Se Kehta Hai..
"I LOVE U"
Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya hai!
Nurse: Chal Jhoote Humne To Teri Kidney Churayi Hain!

Waqt Ki Aanch Mein Patthar Pighal Jaate Hain

Waqt Ki Aanch Mein Patthar Pighal Jaate Hain,
Khushi Ke Lamhe Gam Me Badal Jaate Hain,
Kyun Karega Hum Ko Yaad Koi,
Waqt Ke Saath Khayalat Badal Jaate Hain.

When You say I love You really Make Me Happy

When You say I love You really Make Me Happy..
When You say I Miss You I Feel Both Sad And Happy..
When You Say I Needed You I Am Under Your Spell Honey

Waqt Ke Dayre Kahin Se Nikal Na Jaye

Waqt Ke Dayre Kahin Se Nikal Na Jaye,
Aap ke Dil se Hum Utar Na Jaye,
Hum Roz Yaad Dilaya Karenge Apni,
Warna Aap Kahin Hume Bhul Na Jaye.

Gunaah Karke Saza Se Darte Hain

Gunaah Karke Saza Se Darte Hain,
Zehar Pee Kar Dawa Se Darte Hain,
Dushmano Ke Sitam Ka Hume Khauff Nahi,
Hum To Doston Ke Khafa Hone Se Darte Hain

Every Year Is A New Birth

Every Year Is A New Birth,
Evert Day Is A New Begining,
Every Moment Is new Happiness,
Wish You Love Today And Always!
Happy Birthday

Sirf Gulab Ishq Ka Paigam Nahi Hota

Sirf Gulab Ishq Ka Paigam Nahi Hota,

Chand Chandni Ka Pyar Sareaam Nahi Hota,

Pyar Hota Hai Man Ki Nirmal Bhavna Se,

Warna Yun Hi Radha Krishna Ka Naam Nahi Hota.

Ab Har Ghar Me Hoga Chota Abhishek

Ab Har Ghar Me Hoga Chota Abhishek.

Kyun?

Kyunki Zee Cinema Dekhne Wali Har

Aurat Kehti Hai…

“Shanivaar Ki Raat Amitabh Ke Saath..!”

Santa: Mai Kal Raat Jab Apne Bathroom Me

Santa: Mai Kal Raat Jab Apne Bathroom Me

Susu Karne Gaya To Wahan Bhoot Tha.

Banta: Phir Kya Hua?

Santa: Maine Bhut Se Kaha…

Aap Karlo, Mera To Nikal Gaya..

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.

Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!

Aaj Bhi Ek Sawal Hai is DIL Me

Aaj Bhi Ek Sawal Hai is DIL Me
Pyar Ka Gam Beshumar Hai is DIL Me
Kuch Keh Nahi Pata Ye DIL Magar
Kisi Ke Liye Bahut Pyar Hai Is DIL Me

Pyaar Sikhakar Woh Juda Ho Gaye

Pyaar Sikhakar Woh Juda Ho Gaye,
Na Socha Na Samjha Bas Khafa Ho Gaye,
Ab Kisko Hum Apna Kahen,
Woh Bhi Auron Ki Tarah Bewafa Ho Gaye

Yadein Teri Rakh Di Hai Sambhal Kar

Yadein Teri Rakh Di Hai Sambhal Kar
Door Kahin Is Dil Se Nikal Kar
Sab Kuch To Vapas Le Liya Hai Apne Dur Jaa Kar
In Yadon Ko Bhi Le Jana Kisi Roz Aa Kar

Itni Choti Nahi Dosti Humari

Itni Choti Nahi Dosti Humari,

Kaise Soch Liya Kinara Aa Gaya,

Lo Ho Gayi aapke Mobile Me Roshni,

Ek Baar Phir SMS Hamara Aa Gaya!

Rishte To Hai Upar Wale Ki Dunia Me

Rishte To Hai Upar Wale Ki Dunia Me,

Hum To Sirf Nibhana Jaante Hai,

Pata Nahi DoosreJanam Ke Bare Me,

Par Dosti Aapki Har Janam Me Chahte Hai.

Incomplete Without “U”

M_RKH

ST_PID

B_DH_

D_FFER

BEWK_F

GHOCH_

_LL_

BHOND_

Dekha Everything Is

Incomplete Without “U”

A job With A Salary

Boy Prayed To God: God! Give Me
A Bag Full Of money,
A job With A Salary,
A Big Vehicle Full Of Girls!

GOD Wished Him

&

He Became A..





WOMEN'S BUS CONDUCTOR

Relations Are Not Exams To Pass Or Fail

Relations Are Not Exams To Pass Or Fail
Not Competitions To Win Or Lose
Its A Feeling In Which You care For
Someone More Than Yourself

Delhi Ke Paas Ke Nizammuddin Railway Station Ki

Delhi Ke Paas Ke Nizammuddin Railway Station Ki

Train No. 4208 Ke route Ke 3^rd Station Ke Ek Chote Se

Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale, Kabristan Ke Chowkidaar Ki

Kabr Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki

Taang Ki Teesri Ungli Ke Nakhun Ke Paas Chupe Huye

Machchar Ke Pet Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke

Chromosomal DNA Ke Thymine Nucleotide Ke

5^th Carbon Ke Outer shell Ke 4^th Electron Ki Kasam,

Sirf disturb karne Ke liye SMS Kiya Hai.

If you want to make an apple pie

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."

- Carl Sagan

Once you eliminate the impossible

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."

- Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)

If you can count your money

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."

- J. Paul Getty

Women might be able to fake orgasms

"Women might be able to fake orgasms.

But men can fake a whole relationship."

- Sharon Stone

Name And Surname Both Are Same?

Teacher To Sardar:

Is It Possible That A Person’s

Name And Surname Both Are Same?

Sardar: If Lara Dutta Marries Brian Lara

She Becomes Lara Lara. Bolo Tara Ra Ra

Na Jaane Vo Mujhse Kya Kehna Chahti Thi

Na Jaane Vo Mujhse Kya Kehna Chahti Thi,

Kucch Tha Uske Hoton Par,

Magar Keh Nahi Paati Thi,

Ek Din Jabardasti Uska Muh Khulwaya

Tab Pata Chala Ki Wo GUTKA Khati Thi.

Train Chali, Bheed Badi,

Train Chali, Bheed Badi,

Itne Me Break Lagi,

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Se Ja Takraya,

Ladki Boli Janvar Ho Kya,

Ladka Bola- Jaan To Tum ho

Var Hum Hai.

Dosti Ke Network Me Kya Zaroori Hai?

Dosti Ke Network Me Kya Zaroori Hai?

1. FriendshipKa Miss Call
2. Pyar Ka SMS
3. Rishton Ki Rintone
4. Dosti Ka Coverage,
5. Bharose Ka Life time Validity.

Sunday Means

Sunday Means:

S= Sote Raho,

U= Utho der se,

N= Nahao Mat,

D= Dekhte Raho TV

A= Araam Hi Karo,

Y= Yaad Karo sirf Humko

So Enjoy Your SUNDAY

If A Drop Of Water Falls In A Lake

If A Drop Of Water Falls In A Lake,

There Is No Identity,

But If It Falls On A Leaf

Of Lotus It Shines Like Pearl.

So choose The Best place

Where You can Shine.

Padh Likh Kar Kya Karna Hai

Padh Likh Kar Kya Karna Hai,

Aakhir Ek din Sabko Marna Hai,

Chaar Din Khushi Se Kaat Le Dost,

Kyunki Agle Janam Me Phir

Nursery Se He Shuru Karna Hai

Zindagi Ka Har Khwaab Hakeekat Ban Jaye

Zindagi Ka Har Khwaab Hakeekat Ban Jaye,

Khushbu Ke Chirago Se Zindagi Roshan Ho Jaye,

Mehak Jaye Yun Zindagi aapki,

Ki Khushbu bhi Aapke Samne Feeki Pad Jaye.

Aap Ki Zindagi Me Kabhi Koi Gum Na Ho

Aap Ki Zindagi Me Kabhi Koi Gum Na Ho,

Aap Ki Aankhen Kabhi Ansuon Se Nam Na Ho,

Aap Ko mile Roz Naye Naye Boyfriend…

Umar Jinki 80 Saal Se Kam Na Ho.

Hum Use Bhula KarBhi Nahi Jee sake

Hum Use Bhula Kar Bhi Nahi Jee sake,

Hum Use Yaad Rakhkar Bhi Nahi Jee Sake,

Mar Jaate Kabke Unke Bina,

Par Unki Baahon Ke Bina Mar hi Na Sake.

Freedom In The Mind

Freedom In The Mind,
Faith In The Words,
Pride In Our Souls,
Let's Salute The Nation
On The 61st Independence Day!
Happy Independence Day!

Sabse Pyara Tiranga

Saat Rango Se Bana Indradhanush
Saat Suro Se Sargam
Par Teen Rango Ka Apna
Sabse Pyara Tiranga!
Swadheenta Diwas Ki Shubhkaamnayen.

**HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY**

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Tiranga Pyara Duniya Ki Shaan Rahega

Jab Tak Sooraj Chaand Rahega,
Tiranga Pyara Duniya Ki Shaan Rahega!
Happy 15th August!
Happy Independence Day!

Aao Sab Mil Kar Naache gaaye

Aao Sab Mil Kar Naache gaayen,
Khoob Khushiya Manaye...
Kuinki Aaj Hi ke Din Hum Swaadheen Hue The
Jai Hind! Jai Bharat!

Ae mere Waten Ke Logon

Ae mere Waten Ke Logon
Zara Aankh Me Bhar Lo Paani,
Jo Shaheed Hue Hai Unki..
Zara Yaad Karo Kurbaani...
Happy independence Day!

Happy Independence Day

31-States
1618 -Languages
6400-Castes
6-Ethnic groups
29-Major festivals &1 country
I am proud to be an INDIAN
Happy Independence Day.
Jai Hind!!

Pundit: Tumhare Jeewan Me 6 Ladkia Ayengi

Pundit: Tumhare Jeewan Me 6 Ladkia Ayengi.

Boy: Wow, Kya Baat Hai.

Pundit: Zyada Khush Hone Ki Baat Nahi Hai,

Ek Gharwali Aur 5 betian Hai.

Aapki Chahat Humari Kahani Hai

Aapki Chahat Humari Kahani Hai,

Ye Kahani Is Waqt Ki Meharbani Hai

Humari Maut Ka Pata Nahi…

Par Hamari Ye Zindagi,

Sirf Aapki Deewani Hai.

Is Ummed Pe Khade Rahte Hai Tere Dar Pe

Is Ummed Pe Khade Rahte Hai Tere Dar Pe,

Kabhi Kismat Se Tera Deedar To Mile

Kabhi Tujhko Bhi Aa Jaye Raham Mujhpe,

Khuda Kare Ki Mujhe Tera Saccha Pyar Mile.

Muskurana To Har Ladki Ki Ada Hai

Muskurana To Har Ladki Ki Ada Hai,

Jo Use Mohabbat Samjhe,

Wo Sabse Bada Gadha Hai.

Chinese Proverb: Talking Once To A Genius

Chinese Proverb: Talking Once To A Genius

Is Equal To The Knowledge Of

Reading Books For One Month.

So Feel Free To Contact Me Any Time.

Dream Makes All Things Possible

Dream Makes All Things Possible

Hope Makes All Things Work

Love Makes All Things Beautiful,

Smile Makes All Of The Above Possible

So Always Brush your Teeth

In The Morning.

Good Morning.

First they ignore you

"First they ignore you,

then they laugh at you,

then they fight you,

then you win."

- Mahatma Gandhi

There are people in the world so hungry

"There are people in the world so hungry,

that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread."

- Mahatma Gandhi

All truth passes through three stages

"All truth passes through three stages.

First, it is ridiculed.

Second, it is violently opposed.

Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

- Arthur Schopenhauer

Some cause happiness wherever they go

"Some cause happiness wherever they go;

others, whenever they go."

- Oscar Wilde

Whether you think that you can

"Whether you think that you can,

or that you can't,

you are usually right."

- Henry Ford

Not everything that can be counted counts

"Not everything that can be counted counts,

and not everything that counts can be counted."

- Albert Einstein

A frienship Founded on business

"A frienship Founded on business
Is Better Than a Business Founded On Friendship".
-John.D.Rockefeller

A Man Asked A Call Girl

A Man Asked A Call Girl:
How Much For A Hand Job?
Call Girl: 500 bucks! Do You Want One?
No! I Just wanted To Know How Much I Save
When I Do It Myself.

A white couple gets a black baby

A white couple get a black baby
Angry Husband: You White, Me White,
How Baby Black?
Wife: You Hot, Me Hot
Baby Got Burnt!!!

Aapka Gadha Aapse Rooth Gaya

Aapka Gadha Aapse Rooth Gaya,

Jake Nadi Me Kood Gaya,

Doobte Hue Bola Ab Aur Dukh Nahi Sahenge,

Ek Ghar Me Do Do Nahi Rahenge…

Ishq Ke sahare Jiya Nahi Karte

Ishq Ke sahare Jiya Nahi Karte,

Gum Ke Pyale Ko Piya Nahi Karte,

Kuch Aise Log Bhi Hai Humari Zindagi Me,

Jinko Pareshaan Na Karo To Wo Yaad Nahi Karte.

Ek Ladka Achanak Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola:

Lafz Tere Geet Mere, Ghazal Koi Sunau Kya?

Ladki: Hath Mere Gaal Tere, Kaan Ke Neeche Bajau Kya?

Intezaar Ke Pal Bitana Mushkil Hai

Intezaar Ke Pal Bitana Mushkil Hai

Beete Hue Lamhe Wapas Lana Mushkil Hai

Jo Ek Baar Bas Jaye Dil Me Dhadkan Ban Ke

Wo Yaar Dil Se Bhulana Mushkil Hai.

May God Bless You

May God Bless You

What You Think Of

And All The Happiness

Of The World.

It Also Means

Always There for You.

Good Night

Sweet Dreams!

Ek Sardar Air Hostess Se

Ek Sardar Air Hostess Se

“Aapki Shakal Mrei Biwi Se Bahut Milti Hai”

Air Hostess Ne Zordaar Thappar Uske Muh Pe Mara

Sardar Fauran Bola: “Aadat Bhi Milti Hai”

Socha Yaad Na Karke Tadpaye Unko

Socha Yaad Na Karke Tadpaye Unko,

Kisi aur Ka Naam Lekar Jalaye Unko,

Lagi To Dard Hume Hoga,

Aap Hi Batao Kis Tarah Sataye Unko.

A Poem For You

A Poem For You…

I See Your Face

When I Am Dreaming,

That Is Why I Always

Wake Up Screaming.

Good Morning.

Sooraj Ki Pahli Kiran Khushi De Aapko

Sooraj Ki Pahli Kiran Khushi De Aapko

Doosri Kiran Hasi De Aapko,

Teesri Tandurusti Aur Kamyabi

Bas Ab Zyada Nahi Warna Garmi Lagegi.

Good Morning!

Feelings Of Love

Feelings Of Love

+ Small Small Fight

+ Stupid Fight

+ Shoulder To Cry

+ To Be Together In Pain

= Creats A Miracle called FRIEND

Ek Sardar Ne Mendhak Se Poocha

Ek Sardar Ne Mendhak Se Poocha

Sardaron Ke Dimag Hota Hai Ki Nahi?

Mendhak Ne Kaha “Nahi” Aur Paani Me Kood Gaya

Sardar Bola: E-Lo Isme Suicide Karne Wali Kya Baat Thi.

Dil Se Dil Ki Baat Ho Jayegi

Dil Se Dil Ki Baat Ho Jayegi,

Aaine Me Dekho Khud Ko Humse Baat Ho Jayegi,

Shikva Na Karna Humse Milne Ka,

Aankh Band To Kariye…,

Humse Mulakaat Ho Jayegi.

I Am Not Shakespear To Write About You

I Am Not Shakespear To Write About You,
I Am Not Shelly To Sing About You,
I Am Not M.F. Hussain To Paint For You,
I Am Just your friend To Say..
I Am Always With You...

A Wedding Anniversary Is

A Wedding Anniversary Is

The Celebration Of Love,

Trust,

Partnership,

Tolerance And

Tenacity.

Happy Anniversary.

The Man Who Always Smile Doesn’t Means

The Man Who Always Smile Doesn’t Means

That He Has No Problems,

But The Smile Shows That,

He Has the Ability

To Overcome All The Problems.

So Keep Smiling.

Smile: It Is The Key

Smile: It Is The Key

That Fits The Lock Of Everybody’s Heart.

So Keep Smiling Always.

Aaj Mere Paas

Mobile Hai.!

Number Hai.!

Charger Hai.!

Battery Hai.!

Balance Hai.!

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai.?

Hai Koi Msg.?

To Bhejo..!

Agar Nahi Hai

To Mobile Pheko.

The Most Important Person

I Didn’t expect To Be

The Most Important Person

In Your Life…

That’s Too Much to Ask For,

I Would Just Be Happy If

Somebody Says My Name And

You Smile And Say

Hey Dude! That’s My Friend!

Zindagi Me Kuch Lamhe Khaas Ban Gaye

Zindagi Me Kuch Lamhe Khaas Ban Gaye,

Mile To Mulakaat Ban Gaye,

Bichade To Yaad Ban Gaye,

Aur Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,

Wo Aap Ban Gaye.

Zindagi Ye Mujhse Daga Na Kar

Zindagi Ye Mujhse Daga Na Kar,

Mai Zinda Rahu Bina Uske Ye Saza Na Kar,

Beet Ta Nahi Uske Bin Ek Ek Pal,

Bahut Ho Chuka…., Ab

Mujhse Zyada Mazaak Naa Kar.

Deewaane Ho gaye Hum Jinki Yaad Me

Deewaane Ho gaye Hum Jinki Yaad Me,

Wo Hum Hi Se Begane Ho Gaye,

Shayad Unhe Talaash Hai Ab Naye Yaar Me Pyaar Ki,

Kyunki Unki Nazar Me Ab Hum Purane Ho Gaye.

If You Want To Be Happy

If You Want To Be Happy
For A Short Time- GET DRUNK,
If You Want to Be Happy
For A Long Time- FALL IN LOVE,
If You Want To Be Happy Forever
Don't Even Think Of The Above Two.

Excellent Words By Abdul Kalam

Excellent Words By Abdul Kalam…

“ Dream Is Not That What You See In Sleep..

Dream Is The Thing Which Does Not Allow You To Sleep.

Good Morning!

A Beautiful Belief

A Beautiful Belief:

If God Answers Your Prayer,

He Is Increasing Your Faith,

If He Delays…

He Is Increasing Your Patience

If He Doesn’t Answer

He Knows You Can Handle!

Bas Ek Tamanna Hai Ki Unse Mulakat Ho

Bas Ek Tamanna Hai Ki Unse Mulakat Ho,

Baat Unse Aage Badhe Aur Unka Saath Ho,

Kab Tak Hum Yunhi Ek Doosre Ko Dekhte Rahenge,

Kuch Khamoshi Toote Aur Izhar Ka Agaz Ho.

Tum Tum Ho

Tum Tum Ho

Hum Hum Hai

Na Tum Kam Ho

Na Hum Kam Hai

To Kis Baat Ka Ghum Hai,

SMS Bhejte Raho Taki Lage

Ki Mobile Rakhne Wale Me Dam Hai

99 Saal Ka Ek Aadmi

99 Saal Ka Ek Aadmi

Swarg ki Raunak Aur Apsarayen

Dekh Dukhi Hua Aur Bola:-

“Ramdev Baba Ke Chakkar Me

Na Pada Hota To Pehle

Hi Yaha Aa Gaya Hota”

Har Nazar Ko Ek Nigah Ka Haq Hai

Har Nazar Ko Ek Nigah Ka Haq Hai,

Har Rooh Ko Ek Aah Ka Haq Hai,

Hum Bhi Ek Dil Leke Aaye Hai Is Dunia Me,

Hume Bhi Gunah-E-Ishq Karne Ka Haq Hai.

Autowala: Saab 30 Rs . Hue

Autowala: Saab 30 Rs . Hue

Santa: Le 15 Rs.

Autowala: Saab Ye To Beimani Hai!

Santa: Beimani Kaisi Tu Bhi To Baith Ke Aaya Hai

Why You Make woman So Beautiful?

Man ask God

Why You Make woman So Beautiful?

God: So That you Can Love Her

Man: But Why You Make Her So Stupid?

God Says: So That She Can Love You.

G- Go To Bed

O- Off The Light

O- Out Of Tension

D- Dreams Come

N- Nice Sleep

I- Ignore Worries

G- Get Up Early

H- Have Nice Thoughts

T- Thanks To God

“GOOD NIGHT”

Yeh Aisa SMS Hai Jise

Bevkoof log Padhte Hai

Murkh Save Kar Lete Hai,

Nalayak Doosaro Ko Forward

Karte Hai Aur Pagal

Delete Kar Dete Hai.

Aap Kya Karenge?.

Khaali Sheeshe Bhi Nishan Rakhte Hai,

Khaali Sheeshe Bhi Nishan Rakhte Hai,
Toote Dil Bhi Armaan Rakhte Hai,
Khamoshi se Guzre To Kya,
Kuch Dariya Bhi Dil Me Toofan Rakhte Hai.

Aye Mere Dost Mere SMS Ka Jawab Dena

Aye Mere Dost Mere SMS Ka Jawab Dena
Warna Teri Zindagi Ek Jua Bankar Rah Jayegi.
Tu Jis Ladki Se Pyar Karega, Who Tere Baccho Ki
Bua Bankar Rah Jayegi.

Open Your Beautiful Eyes

Night Has Gone,

The Moon Too,

Sun Has Rises With Sky Blue

Open Your Beautiful Eyes

There Is An SMS For You

Good Morning.

So Don’t Forget Friends

Life Means:
L: Love
I: Incidents
F: Friends
E: Emotions

If ‘F’ miss in Life
Then LIFE become “LIE”
So Don’t Forget Friends.

Clouds Dancing For You

Hey look outside

It Is So Pleasant.

The Sun smiling

And Giving,

Resplendent Rays of Light,

For You!

Clouds Dancing For You

To Success Your

Wishes and Aspirations

Good Morning.

A Good Friend Visits You In The Hospital

A Good Friend Visits You In The Hospital,
And Says: Get Well Soon & Goes
But A True Friend Sits Near You And Says:
Yaar Nurse Patakha Hai , Aaram Se Theek Hona!

Kinaro Par Sagar Ke Khazane Nahi Aate

Kinaro Par Sagar Ke Khazane Nahi Aate,
Phir Yaadon Me Ve Dost Purane Nahi Aate,
Jee lo In Haseen Palon ko Janab,
Phir Laut Ke Dosti Ke Zamane Nahi Aate

Ret Ki Zaroorat Har Registaan Ko Hoti Hai

Ret Ki Zaroorat Har Registaan Ko Hoti Hai,
Sitaron Ki Zaroorat har Asmaan Ko Hoti Hai,
Hume Bhool mat Jaana, Sacche Dost Ki Zaroorat
Har Insaan Ko Hoti Hai.

Tumhare Ansu Gire wo Aankh Hamari Ho

Tumhare Ansu Gire wo Aankh Hamari Ho,
Jo Dil Dhadke Vo Dhadkan Hamfari Ho
Chalo Apni Dosti Itni Gehri Kar Le,
Sans Tumhari Ruke Aur Maut Hamari Ho.

Kanjusi Ki Bhi Had Hoti Hai

.***.
* 1 *
'*** ‘
Ye lo Rs. 1 Ka Coin
And Send Me SMS
Kanjusi Ki Bhi Had Hoti Hai.
Aur Khabardar is 1 Rs. Se
TOFFEE Khareedi to!!

Tu Tanha Hai To

Tu Tanha Hai To
Teri Tanhai Me Rahenge.
Tu Udas Hai To Tere Saath
Hum Bhi Udas Rahenge.
Tujhe Nazar Na Ayenge
Phir Bhi Har Mod Par
Tere Sath Rahenge.

Love Is A Symbol Of Eternity

Love Is A Symbol Of Eternity
It Wipes Out All Senses Of Time
Destroying All Memory Of A Beginning
And All Fear Of An End.
Happy Anniversary.

To Say A Very Happy Birthday

Ummmm… You Think I Am Gonna
Send You Another Birthday SMS
Because It Is Stuffed With
All Good Wishes And All My Love
To Say A Very Happy Birthday.

Good Message To A Good Person

Good Message To A Good Person,

From A Good Person,

For A Good Reason,

At a Good Time,

On A Good Day…

To Wish you A Very Good Day!

Good Morning.

Most Innocent Dhamki

Most Innocent Dhamki>>

A Thief Was Leaving House,

The Kid woke Up And Said

To The Thief:

Mera School Bag Bhi Le

Ja Kamine Warna Mummi

Ko Utha Doonga!

Making A Million Friends Is Not A Miracle

Making A Million Friends Is Not A Miracle.

The Miracle Is To Make A Friend

Who Will Stand By You

When A Million Are Against You.

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage

Koi Achha Is Kadar Na Lage,

Aap Ko Dekhe Log Us Nazar Se

Jis Nazar Se Aapko Nazar Na Lage.

Sweetest Proposal!

Sweetest Proposal!

One Boy and one Girl Of

Lower K.G. Class:-

Boy: Kya Tu Mujhse Shaadi Kalegi?

Girl: Nahi

Bo: Kalle Na

Girl: Main Nahi Kalungi

Boy: Kalle Na Bahen

There Will Be One Heart

Today, Tomorrow And Forever,

There Will Be One Heart,

That Would Always Beat For You

You Know Whose?

Stupid! Your Own Heart!!!

I Saw Something In A Shop Window

I Saw Something In A Shop Window,

It Was Stunning, Cute, Simply Adorable,

I Was Supposed To Buy It For You,

Then I Realized… It Was My Reflection.

Anti Sleep Association

Hello Namaskar!

This Is All India

Anti Sleep Association

Mid Night Service.

Our Aim Is To Disturb

The Sleep Of Others.

Thank You. Good Night!.

Sleep Properly.

Ek Pyara Sa SMS

No Mandir

No Bhagwaan

Na Pooja

Na Snaan

Har Roz Subah Hota Hai

Sabse Pehla Kaam..

Ek Pyara Sa SMS

Hamare Pyare

Dost Ke Naam.

Good Morning.

Haath Chhute to Rishte Nahi Chhuta Karte

Haath Chhute to Rishte Nahi Chhuta Karte,
Waqt Ki Dahleez Se Lamhe Nahi Tuta Karte,
Milte Hai Kuch Hi Log Aise zindagi Me,
Jinse Kabhi Naate Tuute Nahi Karte.

Something Really Special Happened

Something Really Special Happened
To This Very Day Some Some Years Ago.
YOU!! Here Is Wishing You
A Day That is as Wonderful,
Sweet and Rocking, Fun Loving
As You are. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Hum Sooraj Nahi Jo Dhal Jayenge

Hum Sooraj Nahi Jo Dhal Jayenge,
Hum Waqt Nahi Jo Guzar Jayenge,
Hum Mausam Nahi Jo Badal Jayenge,
Hum To Ansu Hai Jo Khushi Aur Ghum
Dono Me Nazar Ayenge.

"New" Day "New" Morning

"New" Day
"New" Morning
"New" Hopes
"New" Plans
"New" Efforts
"New" Success
"New" Feelings
I Pray God To Bring
Joy and Prosperity.
Have A Nice Day

Dost Kya Khoob Wafao Ka Sila Dete Hai

Dost Kya Khoob Wafao Ka Sila Dete Hai,
Har Mod Par Ek Naya Zakhm Dete Hai,
Tum Se To Kuch Pal Ki Mulakaat Thi,
Log To Sadiyon Ke Pyar Ko Bhula Dete Hai.

Mohabbat Meri Unko Bekarar Karegi

Mohabbat Meri Unko Bekarar Karegi,
Har Dhadkan Unka Hi Intezaar Karegi,
Humne To Unse Aisa Pyar Kiya Hai Ki,
Bewafai Bhi Sau Janam Tak Intezaar Karegi.

Wafa Nahi Milti Yahan Wafa Karke

Wafa Nahi Milti Yahan Wafa Karke,
Humne Dekha Hai Tazurba Karke,
Zindagi To Kabhi Ayi Nahi,
Maut Aai Bhi To Zara Zara Karke.

Life Is A Game

If Life Is A Game I Wish
You Always Win,
If Life Is A Journey I Wish
You Walk on Roses,
If Life Is A Joy I Wish
You Always Smile.
Have A Wonderful Day
My Dear Friend.

This Car, is Car, a Car,

This Car, is Car, a Car,
Good Car, way Car, to Car,
Keep Car, A Car, Idiot Car,
Busy Car, for Car, 20 Car,
Seconds Car. Now read it all
Without the word Car.

Kashh khushion ki koi dukan hoti ..
Humain bhi us ki pachan hoti...
Bhar dete aap ka daman khushion se
Keemat chahe us ki hamari jaan hoti

By... my friend Sameer Sreevastava ( Lybia)

Zindagi hai nadan isi liye chup hoon

Zindagi hai nadan isi liye chup hoon,
Dard he dard subha sham isi liye chup hun
Keh dun zamane se dastan apni magar,
Usme aaye ga tera naam isiliye chup hoon

Maut pe bhi hai yakeen

Maut pe bhi hai yakeen ....

Unpe bhi aitbaar hai ....

Dekhte hai pehle kaun aataa hai ...

Dono ka hi intezaar hai ...

Koi dukh na ho

Koi dukh na ho
Koi ghum na ho
Koi ankh kabhi num na ho
Koi dil kisi ka torey na
Koi saath kisi ka chorey na
Bus payar ki nadiya behti ho
KASH K DUNYIA ASI HO

Sent by Sameer Srivastava (Lybiya)

Every Sweet Face Must Have A Smile

Every Sweet Face Must Have A Smile,
Every Garden Must Have A Rose,
Every Grass Must Have A Dew,
Every Person In This World Must Have
A Friend Like You....

Friends Are Like FILMS

Friends Are Like FILMS,
Some Are Musical,
Some Are Romantic,
Some Are Adventurous,
Some Are Comedy,
Some Are Tragedy,
But Very Few Are..
Box Office Hits LIKE YOU!

When We Cling To Pain

When We Cling To Pain,
We End Up Punishing Ourself.

Sow Good Services:
Sweet Rememberances Will
Grow From Them.

Adult Joke: Husband- Roj Roj Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho

Husband: Roj Roj Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho
Mai Tang Aa Gaya Hun.
Wife: Palak Me Iron Hota Hai Ji.
Husband: To Kya Meri G**D Se
TMT Sariya Nikalwaogi?

A Successful Marriage Requires Falling In Love

A Successful Marriage Requires
Falling In Love Many Times,
Always With The Same Person.
You Both Do This Very Well!
Wish You A Very Happy Anniversary!

It's The Smile Of The Vase Of A Flowers

It's The Smile Of The Vase Of A Flowers..
The Feeling Of Joy On Seeing A Thousand Butterflies
And The Love And Good Thoughts For You
That I Wanna Send You On This Birthday!
Wish You A Happy Birthday!!!

I Am Wishing You A Birthday

I Am Wishing You A Birthday,
Full Of Loving Thoughts,
With Bright And Happy Hours..
And Lovely Surprises.
Enjoy Your Birthday.
Happy birthday.

Any Greetings For You Has To be

Any Greetings For You
Has To be As Special As You Are,
So This Birthday Greeting Brings,
Lot's Of Happiness,
Best Wishes, Success And..
Lot's Of Love....
Happy Birthday!

For Someone Special like you

For Someone Special like you,
Who Do Special Things
For Everyone Around,
Wish You a Very Very..
Happy Birthday!

On Your Birthday I Thought Of Giving You A Gift

On Your Birthday I Thought Of...
Giving You A Gift...
Thought Of Flowers Too...
And I Thought of...
How About Giving A Sweet Kiss.
I Never Knew I Am So Much..
Concerned About You...
Happy Birthday!

A Thousand Things Between Us

A Thousand Things Between Us,
Busy Network,
No Coverage,
Low Battery,
Heavy Work,
No Time,
No balance,
New Friends,
But Still I have
A Habit of ...
Remembering You!

Dreams make Everything Possible

Dreams make Everything Possible,
Hope Makes Everything Works,
Love Makes Everything Beautiful,
Smile Makes All The Above...
So Always Brush Your Teeth!

Phool Shabnam Me Doob Jaate Hai

Phool Shabnam Me Doob Jaate Hai,
Zakhma Marham m eDoob Jaate Hai,
Jab Koi Sahara Nahi Milta Hume,
Hum Teri Yaadon Me Doob Jaate Hai.

Has Kar Dekh Liya

Has Kar Dekh Liya,
Ro Kar Bhi Dekh Liya,
Paa Kar Dekh Liya,
Kho Kar Bhi Dekh Liya,
Zindagi Wahi Ji Sakta Hai,
Jisne Akela Jeena Seekh Liya

Mohabbat wo hai jo satati hai

Mohabbat wo hai jo satati hai,
Nazuk se dil ko tadpaati hai,
Karna na tum kisi se kabhi mohabbat,
Kambakht ye wo hai,
Jo haste logon ko rulati hai.

Andheri Sadak, Sunsaan Kabristaan

Andheri Sadak,
Sunsaan Kabristaan,
Sooni Haveli,
Kaala Aasmaan,
Raat ho Gai hai
Ab To So Ja Shaitaan!

Hoga Dard To Hum Muskura Lenge

Hoga Dard To Hum Muskura Lenge,
Kisi Ke Toote Dil Ko Seene Se Hum Laga Lenge,
Chupayenge jab Bhi Wo Apne Aansoo,
Hum Bhi Kisi Kone Me Ashk Baha Lenge.

There is no reason for this sms

There is no reason for this sms,
I just want to steal a single moment,
Out of your busy life and hope
I can make you smile and say:
"I Miss You"

Live with no excuses

Live with no excuses, No regrets,
When life gives you hundred reason to cry,
Show life that you have thousands reason to smile,
Keep Smiling!!!!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch to hua hai Kuch ho gaya hai,
Exam ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab kuch Alag hai, Sab kuch Naya hai.

Hoton pe dosti ke

Hoton pe dosti ke fasane nahi aate,
Sahil pe samandar ke khazaane nahi aate,
Udne do parindon ko shauk hawa me,
Fir laut ke college ke zamane nahi aate.

Santa: Ik waari main chota hunda si

Santa: Ik waari main chota hunda si,
Main Kutub Minar ton gir gaya c,
Banta: Phir mar gaya c ke bach gaya c?
Santa: mainu yaad nahi bahut purani gal hai.

Men are like pack of Cards

Men are like pack of Cards:
A "HEART" to love them,
A "DIAMOND" to marry them,
A "CLUB" to smack them &
A "SPADE" to bury the body.

A Good friend Is Like A Computer

A Good friend Is Like A Computer
Me "ENTER" In Your Life
"SAVE" You In My Heart
"FORMAT" All Your Problems
"SHIFT" You to Oppoertunities
And Never "DELETE" You From My "MEMORY"

In The Corridor Of A Government Office

In The Corridor Of A Government Office,
A Signboard Stated: "Don't Make Noise"
Some one Added: The Following Words:
"Otherwise We May Wake Up"

Santa Fell From A Tall Building

Santa Fell From A Tall Building,
And Escaped Unhurt,
A Passerby: Tere Sath Waheguruji The,
Santa: Main Bhi Soch Raha Tha
Kisi Ne Mujhe Dhakka Zaroor Diya Hai.

Na "Sacchai" Badi Hai

Na "Sacchai" Badi Hai,
Na "Khuddari" Badi Hai,
Na "Bhalai" Badi Hai,
Na "Imaandari" Badi Hai,
Bada Wo Hai Jiske Ghar ke Bahar
"Mercedez Benz" Khadi Hai.

Who is the first Indian who delared that he is Gay?

Who is the first Indian who declared that he is Gay?
A: manoj Kumar, because he sings...
Bus Yahi Apraadh Bar Bar Karta Hu
Aadmi Hu Aadmi Se Pyar Karta Hu...

Ek sharabi eye donate karne gaya

Ek sharabi eye donate karne gaya.
Doctor ne poocha kuch kehna hai?
Sharabi bola: Jise ye aankhen lagana
Use bata dena... ye aankhen
4 peg peene ke baad hi khulti hai!

Liquor is an enemy of our country

Liquor is an enemy of our country.
We must finish it.
I take a quarter,
You take a half,
Ask your friend to take full,
And lets empty the stock...
Enjoy!

It takes thousand workers to build castle

It takes thousand workers to build castle,
Million soldiers to protect country,
Just one woman to make a happy home,
Let's thank Kaamwali Bai (Maid servant)

If all the big companies start selling condoms?

Pepsodent Condom: Raat bhar Dhishum Dhishum
Colgate Condom: Yeh hai hamara suraksha chakra
Nokia Condom: Connecting People
MRF Condom: Extra rubber, Extra mileage
Moov Condom: Aah se Ahaa tak
Mirinda Condom: Zor ka jhatka dheere se lage
Godrej hair dye condom: Kaato, kholo aur lagao
Sprite Condom: Bujhaye only pyaas, Baaki sab bakwaas
Iodex condom: Andar tak jaye, Garmahat laye.

Lady to the doctor over phone

Lady to the doctor over phone
"Doctor, I beg of you, Please
Prescribe something immediately
To reduce my weight.
my husband has given me a
Wonderful birthday present
And I can't get into it.

Girl: If we get married will you give up smoking?

Girl: If we get married will you give up smoking?
Boy: yes
Girl: Drinking too?
Boy: Yes
Girl: And going to club at night?
Boy: yes
Girl: What else can you give up?
Boy: The idea of getting married with you

When you were born

When you were born.
The heaven rejoiced!!!
Angels celebrated!
And god smiled...
Aur maine unko kehte suna
"Chalo chutkara to mila"

A call girl goes to bank

A call girl goes to bank
To deposit 1000/- Rs. note
Teller said: Its fake note
Call Girl: Oh god I have been raped.

Undino kaafi dar lagta tha

Undino kaafi dar
lagta tha
Nachna
Gana
Khelna
Party
Uff
Bahar jaana
Gilepan ka dar
Ki koi
Daag
Na
Lag
Jaye
Fir
Maine
Khareed hi
Liya
Sirf
20 rs
Me..



'Mobile Cover'

Ek Ajnabi Se Mujhe Itna Pyar Kyun Hai
Inkaar Karne Par Chahat Ka Ikrar Kyun Hai
Use Paana Nahi Apni Taqdeer Me Shayad
Phir Bhi Har Mod Par Uska Intezaar Kyun Hai.

The Average Man Has Probably Thought

The Average Man Has Probably Thought
Twice about Running Away From Home,
Once A Child And Once As A Husband

I Have Found Many Friends Along Life’s Road,
And Many Have Brightened My Life
And Helped Shape Who I Am,
But No One Has Touched My Life Like You,
You Are My Best Friend.

Santa: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai?

Santa: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai?
Banta: Main Ja Raha Hu.
Santa: Aise Nahi jaane dunga
Pahle matlab bata

A Dying Husband Said To His Wife:
Dear! Our Fourth Son Always Looked Different From Others,
Did He Have A Different Father?
Wife: Yes..
Husband: Who?
Wife: You.

Aap Jab Samne Se Gujar Jaate Hai

Aap Jab Samne Se Gujar Jaate Hai,
Armaan Dil Ke Ubar Jaate Hai,
Dekh Kar Aapki Pyari Surat,
Murjhaye Hue Phool Bhi Khil Jaate Hai.

Patni: Agar MainGhar Cchodkar Bhag Gayi

Patni: Agar MainGhar Cchodkar
Bhag Gayi To Kya Karoge?
Pati: Paper Me Ad Dunga
Patni (Khush Hote Hu): Kya Likhoge?
Pati: Jahan Raho Khush Raho!

Door Nigahon Se Bar Bar Na Jaya Karo

Door Nigahon Se Bar Bar Na Jaya Karo,
Dil Ko Is Kadar Na Tadpaya Karo,
Tum Bin Ek Pal Bhi Na Jee Sakenge Hum,
Ye Ehsaas Bar Bar Na Dilaya Karo

SMS Me Bhi Ek Masti Hai

SMS Me Bhi Ek Masti Hai,
Ye Call SE Bhi Zyada Sasti Hai,
SMS Neend Ko Bhagati Hai,
Dimag Ko pakati hai,
Aur In Sab Se Badhkar,
Aapko Humari yaad Dilati Hai.

Zindagi Ka Raaz Raaz Rehne Do

Zindagi Ka Raaz Raaz Rehne Do
Koi Hai agar Aitraaz, Aitraaz Rehne Do,
Jab Ye Dil Dil Se Baat Karna Chaahe,
Dost Ye Mat Kehna Aaj Rehne Do.

Rishta Humara Is Jahan Me Sabse Pyrara Ho

Rishta Humara Is Jahan Me Sabse Pyrara Ho,
Jaise Zindagi Ko Saanso Ka Sahara Ho,
Yaad Karna Mujhe Us Pal Me,
Jab Tum Akele Ho Aur Koi Na Tumhara Ho.

Main Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta

Main Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta,
Magar Kya Karu Mujhe Kuch Kaam Tha,
Main Tumhare Liye Doob K Marta,
Magar... Mujhe Zukhaam Tha.

Jo Patane Se Na Pate Aisi Koi Ladki Nahi

Jo Patane Se Na Pate Aisi Koi Ladki Nahi...
Jo Patane Se Na Pate Aisi Koi Ladki Nahi...
Phir Bhi agr Na pate To ....
To Ladkiyon Ki Kami Hai Kya?
LAGE RAHO...

Bina Dard Ke Aansoo Bahaye Nahi Jaate

Bina Dard K Aansoo Bahaye Nahi Jaate,
Bina Pyar K Rishte Nibhaye Nahi Jaate,
Zindagi Me Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna,
Kisi Ko Rula K Apne Sapne Sajaye Nahi Jaate.

Dar Lagta Hai Kisi Ko Apna Banane Me

Dar Lagta Hai Kisi Ko Apna Banane Me,
Dar Lagta Hai Kuch Vaade Nibhane Me,
Pyar To Ek Pal Me Ho Jaata Hai Yaaro,
Suna Hai Umar Lag jaati Hai Use Bhulane Me.

Mohabbat Ko Mazboori Ka Naam mat Dena

Mohabbat Ko Mazboori Ka Naam mat Dena,
Haqeekat Ko Hadson Ka Naam Mat Dena,
Agar Dil Me Ho Pyar Kisi Ke Liye To,
Use Kabhi Dosti Ka Naam Mat Dena.

Sun May Stop Shining

Sun May Stop Shining,
Earth May Stop Rotating,
Candle May Stop Melting,
Fishes May Stop Swimming,
Heart May Stop Beating,
But Your Brain Will
Never Start Working!

Ye Nafrat Buri Hain Na Paalo Isey

Ye Nafrat Buri Hain Na Paalo Isey,
Dile Me Khalish Hai, Nikalo Isey,
NaIska, NaUska, Na Tera, Na Mera,
Ye Sab Ka Watan Hai, Bachalo Isey

Unko yaad karne ka hisaab na aaya

Unko yaad karne ka hisaab na aaya,
Mere kisi bhi sawaal ka jawaab na aaya,
Hum jaagte rahe unki yaad mein,
Unhe sokar bhi humara khwaab na aaya.

Chup chup ke tanha ro lenge

Chup chup ke tanha ro lenge,
Ab dil ka dard kisi se na bolenge,
Neend to aati nahi raaton ko,
Ab jab maut ayegi to
Jee bhar ke so lenge.

Laga hai teer seene me

Laga hai teer seene me,
Jigar fariyaad karte hai,
Jise tum bhula baidhe ho,
Wo tumhe yaad karte hai

Sweet like Honey

Sweet like Honey,
Costly like money,
Pretty like flower,
Blessing like shower,
Busy like a bee,
Thank god for giving you
A cool friend like me.

Todna hota to rishta hum na banate

Todna hota to rishta hum na banate,
Ummeed nahi hoti to hum sapne na sajaate,
Aitbaar kiya humne aapki dosti par,
Bharosa na hota to aapse haath na milate.

Hamse Koi Gila Ho Jaye To Maaf Karna,
Yaad Na Kar paye To Maaf Karna,
Dil Se To Hum Apko Kabhi Bhulte Nahi,
Per Ye Dil Hi Ruk Jaye To Maaf Karna.

Har ek muskurahat muskan nahi hoti

Har ek muskurahat muskan nahi hoti,
Nafrat ho ya mohabbat aasan nahi hoti,
Aansu gam ke aur Khushi ke ek se hote hai,
Magar inki pehchaan aasan nahin hoti!!

Bina Chot Khaye Ehsas Nahi Hota

Bina Chot Khaye Ehsas Nahi Hota,
Har Koi Duniya Me Khas Nahi Hota,
Magar Jiski Arzoo Dil Se Ho Jati Hai,
Wo Hi Shaks Hamare Paas Nahi Hota.

Ruthe hue ko manana zindagi hai

Ruthe hue ko manana zindagi hai,
Dosto ko hasana zindgi he,
Koi jeet kar khush hua to kya hua,
Sabkuch har kar muskurana bhi zindagi hai.

Khushi itni ho ki dikha sako

Khushi itni ho ki dikha sako,
Gum bas itna ho jise chipa sako,
Zindagi me kam se kam ek dost aisa ho,
Jiske saah udaasi me bhi muskura sako.

1 Glass paani lo us me Neem ke

1 Glass paani lo us me
Neem ke ped ke phool dalo,
2 Ghante ke liye rakh do,
Fir dus min. garam kar k
Thanda karne k baad pee lo,
Kanjusi k saare keede mar jayenge,
Fir sms karna

Kaash pyar ka insurance ho jata

Kaash pyar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata,
Pyar me wafa mile to theek,
Warn bewafao pe jo kharcha hota,
Uska claim to mil jaata?

Friends and medicine play the same role

Friends and medicine
Play the same role
In our life....
Both care for us in pain,
The only difference is that,
Friendship doesn't have..
An expiry date.

What is marriage?

What is marriage?
Ans: 1 yr " Alpenlibe: Ji lalchaye rha na jaye,
2nd yr "TVS" Meelo chalti muskaan,
3rd Yr " Kinetic" Sabki hawa nikaal de,
4th yr "Chloromint" Dobara mat poochna

Dar dar bhatakte firte hai

Dar dar bhatakte firte hai,
armaan ki tarah,
Har koi milta hai,
Anjaan ki tarah,
Doston se call ki
Aas kya rakhna,
Ye to SMS bhi bhejte hai,
Ehsaan ki tarah

Thought for the day:

"PATI" aur "GADHE" me kya farak hai?
Patit to GADHA ho sakta hai lekin,
GADHA itna gadha nahi ki voh pati bane...

Yaad ke parchaiyan

Yaad ki parchaiyan
Hardam rahengi saath saath,
Mumkin ho agar to,
Mujhko bhulakar dekhna.

Cheerful people are like sunlight

Cheerful people are like sunlight,
They shine in the corners of the heart,
And offers bright morning and fresh hopes,
"Good Morning" to one such person

Life is for living, Iive for you

Life is for living, I live mine for you,
Love is for giving, I give mine for you,
Dreams are for dreaming, My dreams are for you,
Hearts are for beating, My beats only for you.

The ideal man is the one who:

The ideal man is the one who:
Does not drink,
Does not smoke,
Does not flirt,
Does not sleep early.
In short ideal is the one
Who does not exist.

Hey Friend! Don't worry just remember

Hey Friend! Don't worry just remember
That without stupidity
There is can be no wisdom,
And without ugliness
There could be no beauty,
So the world need you after all
In the way you are.

Pyara sa ehsaas ho tum

Pyara sa ehsaas ho tum,
Har pal mere paas ho tum,
Jeene ki ek aas ho tum,
Man ka ek vishwas ho tum,
Isiliye kuch khaas ho tum

Doctor: Kya takleef hai?

Doctor: Kya takleef hai?
Patient: Sahab sote samay
SAAS ko lene me takleef hoti hai.
Doctor: Ab dus din tak sote samay
SAAS ko nahi, SAALI ko lo.