Sunday 31 August 2014

Santa Banta Jokes Sms: Khane me kya bana hai

Santa Ka Wife se Jhagda ho Gaya
Santa Ghar Se Chala Gaya
Santa Ne Raat Ko Ghar Pe Phone Kiya
Aour Wife Se Poocha: Khaane Me Kya Bana Hai?
Wife: Zahar
Santa: Mujhe Aane Me Der Ho Jayegi Tum Khakar So Jana!

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