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Santa Banta Jokes Sms: Khane me kya bana hai

Santa Ka Wife se Jhagda ho Gaya
Santa Ghar Se Chala Gaya
Santa Ne Raat Ko Ghar Pe Phone Kiya
Aour Wife Se Poocha: Khaane Me Kya Bana Hai?
Wife: Zahar
Santa: Mujhe Aane Me Der Ho Jayegi Tum Khakar So Jana!

Hindi Sms: Ye to Waqt Hi Batata Hai

Jhootha Apnapan To Har Koi Jatata Hai.
Wo Apna hi Kya Jo Pal Pal Satata Hai
Yakeen Na Karna Har Kisi Par Kyonki
Kareeb Hai Kitna Koi
Ye To Waqt Hi Batata Hai

Santa Banta: Dettol Soap Hai

Santa dukandaar se: Lala ji Dettol soap hai?
Dukandaar: Haan Hai
Santa: Achha wala dettol Hai?
Dukandaar: Haan hai... doon?
Santa: Badhiya Quality ka hai?
Dukandaar: Haan Bhai Hai, Kitne doon
Santa: Lala ji dettol se haath dho kar ek kilo atta de do!!

Subah ho gayi Mamu

Park me..
Naali me..
Gutter ke paas..
Sadak pe..
Railway track pe..
terrace pe..


Jahan kahi pade ho
Jaago subah ho gayi mamu!

Ek Pyara Sa SMS

Socha Aap Se Baat Karu
Fir Socha, Ek Mulakaat Karu,
Fir Socha Kyun Na Intezaar Karu
Fir Socha Kyun Na Ek Kaam Karu,
Ek Pyara Sa SMS Aapke Naam Karu!
Happy Valentines Day!!

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