Telling A Lie Means

Telling A Lie Means...
Fault For A Little Kid,
An Art For A Lover,
An Accomplishment For A Bachelor,
And A Matter Of Survival for...
Most Married Man!

Dosti Ka Rishta Kabhi

Dosti Ka Rishta Kabhi
Purana Nahi Hota...
Is Se Bada Koi...
Khazana Nahi Hota
Dosti To Pyar Se Bhi Pavitra Hai
Qunki Isme Koi....
Pagal Ya Deewana Nahi Hota!

Makke Di Roti Sarson Da Saag

Makke Di Roti...
Aur Sarson Da Saag...,
Moongfali Di Khushboo...
Aur Gurh Di Mithaas....,
Mubarak Hove Tanu...
Lohri Da Tyohaar!!
Happi Lohri... Happy Makar Sankranti!

Gamo Ki Vidai Kar Do - Christmas Offer

Aakhon Se Ansuon Ki Judai Kar Do
Dil Se Gamon Ki Vidai Kar Do,
Agar Dil Na Lage Kahin To
Aa Jaao Mere Ghar Ki Safai Kar Do.
Offer Chtistmas Tak Valid Hai!!

Misleading Relations- Humorous Situation

Doctor Pagal Se: "Tum Pagal Kyun Huey??
Pagal: Mine Ek Vidhwa Se Shadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se
Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki... Yu Wo Meri Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi.
Un Ke Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behan Hui Magar Main Uski
Nani Ka Pati Tha Is Liye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi Hui.
Isi Tarah Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya
Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Baap Mera Damad Ban Gaya
Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur ..
Doctor: Abe Saale Chup Kar!! Kya Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kar Dega!!!!