Wednesday 29 April 2009

Call Me If I Am Cute

Am I Cute?? Let's Test...
Call Me If I Am Cute,
Miss Call Me If I Am Gorgeous,
Reply Text Message If I Am Pretty,
Send A Joke If I Am Charming,
Just Ignore All This If You Are Jealous.

Tuesday 28 April 2009

Life Is Very Short

Life Is Very Short....
So Break Silly Rules.
Forgive Quickly,
Believe Slowly,
Love Truly,
Laugh Loudly,
And Never Avoid Anything
That Makes You Smile...!

A Relationship Which Never Ends

Share A Heart Which Never Break,
Share A Smile Which Never Hurts,
Give A Touch Which Never Pains,
Maintain A Relationship Which Never Ends.

On Diamond Stars As Your Bedside Lamps

A Bed Of Clouds For You To Sleep,
On Diamond Stars As Your Bedside Lamps,
Angel From Heaven Singing For You,
May You Sleep Peacefully Over The Night.

Saturday 25 April 2009

Always Listen To Your Elder's Advice

Always Listen To Your Elder's Advice
NOT Because That They Are Always RIGHT
BUT... Because
They Have More Experience Of Being WRONG

Friday 24 April 2009

Never Ask God To Give What You Desire

Never Ask God To Give What You Desire,
But Pray To God To Give You What You Deserve,
Because You Might Deserve
Much More Than what You Desire

Tuesday 21 April 2009

Never Give Chane To Your Friend

You Can Give Thousand ChancesTo
Your Enemy To Become Your Friend
But Never Give Chane To Your Friend
To Become Your Enemy.

Confidence Comes Naturally With Success

Confidence Comes Naturally With Success
But Success Comes Only To Those
Who ARE Confident
So Begin Everything With Great Confidence.

Most Of The Problems In Life

Most Of The Problems In Life
Are Because Of Two Reasons..
First We Act Without Thinking
Secondly We Keep Thinking
Without Acting....

LEADERSHIP Is Not A Position

LEADERSHIP Is Not A Position
It Is A RESPONSIBILITY
LEADERSHIP Is Not Fashion
It Is A PASSION
So Be A LEADER

Monday 20 April 2009

The Secret Of Success is

The Secret Of Success is Right Decisions
Right Decisions Comes From Experience
How To Get Experience?
It Comes When You Make Wrong Decisions!
So Don't Worry When You Make Mistake
And Take Wrong Decisions.....!

Share The Goodness In Your Heart

Whenever You Share The Goodness In Your Heart
You Always End Up Winning Hearts Because..
Life Is An Echo....
It Gives Back What You Have Given!

Saturday 18 April 2009

Golden Words By MARTIN LUTHER

Golden Words By MARTIN LUTHER
If You Can't Fly
RUN
If You Can't Run
WALK
If You Can't Walk
CRAWL...!
But Whatever You Do
Keep Moving Towards Your Goal!

To Experience Where We Are

When We Hurry Through Each Moment,
we Miss Out On The Richness That Could
Be Ours. Take The Time To Live,
To Experience Where We Are
Rather Than Be So Obsessed
To Getting To The Next Checkpoint.

Waiter Gives Bill To Santa

Waiter Gives Bill To Santa
Santa: Take My Card
Waiter: But This Is Ration Card
Santa: But It's Written Outside
"All Cards Accepted"

Thursday 16 April 2009

Pure Friendship Never Cares For

Pure Friendship Never Cares For
Money,
Beauty,
Richness,
Familiarity,
Education,
Employed...
It Only Wants A Caring
For A Crying Heart.

Love Is Beautiful Like Butterfly

Love Is Beautiful Like Butterfly
When You try To Catch It
It Will Fly Away
But When You Are Cool And Silent
It Will Come And Touch You.
So Wait For Your Butterfly.

A Boy Proposed A Girl

A Boy Proposed A Girl
She Rejected
Boy Was Not Sad
His Friend Asked: " Why Are You Not Sad?"
Boy: "Why Should I Feel Sad?
I Lost Who Never Loved Me
But She Lost One Who Really Loved Her.

Adult Text Sms Message: Zip Was Open

A College Girl Was In Jeans Pant
And Zip Was Open.
Boy Went And Told
"Miss Please Close The Door Of
Your Taj Mahal....
Here My Qutub Minar Is Dancing"

Adult Sms Message: Let You Touch Me

A Guy Picked Up For A Date।
Guy: Why Are You Wearing Your Belt Around Your Knee?
Girl: I Promised My Mother
That I Wouldn’t Let You Touch Me Below My Belt।

Wednesday 15 April 2009

Difference Between Love & Arrange Marriage

What Is The Difference Between
Love Marriage And Arranged Marriage?
Love Marriage Is A Perfect Suicide
And Arranged Marriage Is The Planned.

Saturday 11 April 2009

When Life Is Moving Quickly

Yes It Can Be Wonderfully Exhilarating
When Life Is Moving Quickly,
But Do Not Move So Quickly,
That Speed Becomes Our Only Experience.
For There Is Much More To Enjoy.

Friday 10 April 2009

Seek Instead To Encourage Others

Getting Some Place First,
Before Anyone Else,
Has Very Real And
Lasting Meaning.
Seek Instead To Encourage Others
To Come Along,
And We'll Find The Journey
Much More Fulfilling.

Thursday 9 April 2009

What Is Sweet But Naughty

What Is Real But Invisible?
Your Care!
What Is Tue But Unfair?
Your Absense!
What Is Sweet But Naughty?
Your Smile!
What Is Precious But Priceless?
You...!
Good Night!!

Wednesday 8 April 2009

To Find A Special Person

It Takes A Minute
To Find A Special Person,
An Hour To Appreciate Them,
A Day To Love Them,
But Then ....
Entire Life To Forget Them

Sunday 5 April 2009

The Terrain Of Life Is Filled With

The Terrain Of Life Is Filled With
Wonderful And Outstanding Detail,
Slow Down And
Take In It's Richness

Friendship Is Not Having A Gang

Friendship Is Not Having
A Gang Of People Around You,
Instead It Is Best To Have
One Heart Which Is True,
Thinking Of You And Cares For You.

Friday 3 April 2009

Think About Yourself

Close Your Eyes...

Now Think About Yourself...

Your Face...

Your Style...

Your Nature...

Your Smile...

Your Looks...

Now Open Your Eyes...

You Just Saw An
Horror Movie For Free!!

True Professionalism

A Beggar Won 1 Million In Lottery
And He Bought A Gold Utensil
For Begging......
This Is Called True Professionalism.

Yuvraj Gives A Pepsi Bottle To Dhoni

Yuvraj Gives A Pepsi Bottle To Dhoni
And Dhoni Gives It To Sehwag
?
?
?
?
Because
Sehwag Is Opener!! Simple Yaar!

Thursday 2 April 2009

Funny Abbreviations

L.L.B. : Life Long Bachelor,
L.I.C. : Love Is Compulsory
COLLEGE : Come On Lets Love Each Girl Everyday,
WIFE : Without Investment Full Enjoyment

You Are The Strongest Person

Famous Quote:
If Friendship Is Your Weakest Point
Then You Are The Strongest
Person In The World.

Wednesday 1 April 2009

April Fool Sms Message

Aisa DOSTANA Humara
Main KASHTI Tu Kinara,
Mai DHANUSH Tu Teer,
Mai MATAR Tu Paneer,
Mai VARSHA Tu Badal,
Mai RAJMA Tu Chawal,
Mai HOT Tu Cool,
Mai APRIL Tu... ???

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