Fill In The Blanks With Han Or Nahi

Fill In The Blanks With Han Or Nahi
1. ............Main Insaan Nahi Hoon
2. ............Main Hi Chor Hoo
3. ............Mera Koi Elaj Nahi
4. ............Main Hi Idiot Hoo.

Please Tell The Answer!

A Fool Can Ask More Questions

A Famous Quote:
"A Fool Can Ask More
Questions Than A Wise
Man Can Answer."
No Wonder Why So Many
Of Us Are Speechless
In Front Of Our Bosses.

Dosti Ka Jab Koi Paigaam Aaega

Dosti Ka Jab Koi Paigam Aayega,
Hoton Pe Tra Hi Naam Aayega,
Lag Jaye Jab Kabhi Tere Daaman Pe Daag,
Ghabrana Mat... Aakhir
Surf Excel Detergent Kab Kaam Aaega??

Let The Most Beautiful Dream

Let The Most Beautiful Dream
Comes To You Tonight,
Let The Most Handsome Person
Meets You In Dream Tonight,
But Don't Make It A Habit Of It
As I Am Not Free Every Night!!

Zindagi Bhar Unka Saath

Zindagi Bhar Unka Saath
Na Bhool Payenge,
Woh Samajhte Hai..
Hum Sab Bhool Jayenge,
Har Koi Nahi Hota Hum Jaisa,
Ye Kisi Din Wo Samajh Jayenge.

Eat Well, Drink Well, Sleep Well

Eat Well,
Drink Well,
Sleep Well,
Plan Well,
Do Well,
Play well,
Laugh Well
But Please Send
Your Mobile To Hell
Because You Are
Not Sending Me SMS Well!
Good Night!!

What Is The Difference Between

What Is The Difference Between
Pleasure And Torture?
Pleasure Is Thinking Of You
And Torture Is Thinking
Of You Too Much.

Nine Lessons Of Life

Nine Lessons Of Life:
Learn To care,
Learn To Smile,
Learn To Cry,
Learn To Give,
Learn To Forgive,
Learn To Share,
Learn To Trust,
Learn To Love &
Learn To SMS Me DAILY...!!!

True Friends Are Like Mornings

True Friends Are Like Mornings,
You Can't Have Them The Whole Day,
But You Can Be Sure,
They Will Be There When You Wake Up,
Tomorrow, Next Year.. Forever!

Explored My Naked Body

He Came At Night,
Explored My Naked Body,
Got On Top Of Me,
Touched me,
He Bit, Sucked, Swalowed,
When He Was Satisfied,
He Left,
I Was Hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

Wish You All The Best Of Luck

Trusting God Will Not Make
The Mountain Smaller,
But It Will Make The Climb Easier.
Hope You Will Climb All The Mountains
Wish You All The Best Of Luck.

Meanings Of Colors...

Meanings Of Colors...
Yellow For Special Friend,
White For Peace,
Orange For Luck,
Black For Hate,
Pink For Likeness,
Red For Love.
And I Choose Orange For You...
Wish You All The Best Of Luck!!

Hey Dear I Want To Talk To You

Hey Dear I Want To Talk To You,
Can You Call Me? Please?
Nothing Special But Need To
Hear Your Voice...
Just To Test Whether I Can
Understand The Monkey's
Language Or Not????

"I" Love "U"
"I" Love "U"
"I" Love "U"
"I" Love "U"
Hey! Don't Get Excited...
I Love Other Alphabets Too.
....V, W, X, Y, Z.

Today Is The International

Today Is The International
Day For Mentally Disabled.
Please Send An Encouraging
Message To A Mentally Retarded
Friend As I Have Done!