Beet Gaya Jo Saal Use Bhool Jayen

Beet Gaya Jo Saal Use Bhool Jayen,
Ab Naye Saal Ko Gale Lagayen,
Sar Jhuka Ke Karten Hai Dua Rab Se
Naye Saal Me Poore Ho Saare Sapne Aapke
Naya Saal Mubarak!!

Before The Network Gets Jammed

Before The Network Gets Jammed,
Before The Sun Sets,
Before The Fireworks Die Out,
And Before The Clock Ticks Twelve,
Here is Wishing You ........
A VERY HAPPY NAW YEAR

New Year Is The Time To

New Year Is The Time To
Unfold New Horizons And
Realize New Dreams
To Rediscover the Strength
And Faith Within You...
To Rejoice In Simple Pleasures And
Gear Up For New Challenges
Wishing You A truly Fulfilling
Happy New Year!!

Nights Are Dark But Days Are Light

Nights Are Dark But Days Are Light
Wish Your Life Will Always Be Bright
So My Dear Don't Get Fear,
Because God Has Gifted Us
A Brand New Year
Wish You A Very Happy New Year!!

On New year Day

On New Year Day
It Is The Time To
Make Your Annual Good Resolution.
Next Week You Can Begin
Paving Hell With Them As Usual!

In The Universal Bank Of God

In The Universal Bank Of God
God Stores his Blessings And
Deposited 365 Days Of Love,
Faith And Happiness For You...
Now Enjoy Spending...
Wish You A Very Happy New Year!!

May The Birth Of Baby Jesus

May The Birth Of  Baby Jesus,
Bring To Your Life Endless Joy
Prosperity, Wealth And Happiness
Forever! Wishing You And Your
Family A Very 'MERRY CHRISTMAS'

365 Days Of Good Health

New Year Is About To Start
I Want To Be The First Person
To Wish You...
12 Months Of Joy,
52 Weeks Of Happiness
365 Days Of Good Health,
8760 Hours Of Success,
525600 Minutes Of Good Luck
And 3153600 Seconds Of Cute Smile!

Many Times In The Year 2008

Many Times In The Year 2008
I Have Disturbed You
Irritated You,
Bugged You,
Troubled You,
Today I Just Want To Tell You






I Plan To Continue The Same In The New Year

Oh My Dear! Forget Your Fear

Oh My Dear! Forget Your Fear!
Let All Yor Dreams Be Clear,
Never Put tear, Listen Please Dear,
I Want To Say Something In Your Ear,
Wish You A Very Happy New Year!!

Purana Saal Ab Sabse Hone Wala Hai Door

Purana Saal Ab Sabse Hone Wala Hai Door,
Kya Karen Yeh To Hai Kudrat Ka Dastoor,
Naya Saal Aaya Hai Chalo Kahi Aate Hai Ghoom
Milkar Naache, Gayen Aur Machayen Doom!!
!!Wish You A Happy New Year!!

Jingle Bells Jingle bells,

Jingle Bells Jingle bells,
Jingle All The Way;
Oh! What Fun It Is To Ride,
In A One-Horse Open Sleigh!!
!.....Merry Chistmas......!

A Christmas Candle Is A Lovely Thing

A Christmas Candle Is A Lovely Thing,
It Makes No Noise At All,
But Softly Gives Itself Away
While Quite Unselfish,
It Grows Small!!
Merry Christmas!!

Bells Are Ringing The Wishes Of Christmas

Bells Are Ringing The Wishes Of Christmas Day,
The Flying Snowflakes Send My
Most Sincere Blessings To You!
!*!*!* Merry Christmas !*!*!*

Joy Resound In The Heart Of Those

Joy Resound In The Heart Of Those,
Who Believe In The Miracle Of Christmas!
Wish You All The Peace, Joy And
Love Of Season! Season's Greetings!
And Merry Christmas!!

May The Joy And Peace Of Christmas

May The Joy And Peace Of Christmas
Be With You All Through The Year,
Wishing You A Season Of Blessings
From Heaven Above..
Merry Christmas!!

Wish You A Happy Christmas

I Am Dreaming Of White Christmas,
With Every Christmas card I Write,
May Your Days Be Merry And Bright,
And May All Your Christmas Be White..
Wish You A Very Happy Christmas!!

If I Had Gone For Brain Transplantation

If I Had Gone For Brain Transplantation
I Have Chosen Your Brain Because..
I Want To Use A Brain
Which Has Never Been Used Before!!

Laloo Goes To America

Laloo Goes To America
To Learn English Language
After Some Days George Bush
Calls To Rabri Devi And Says..
"E Sasura Angreji Nahi Seekh Sakat Hai!!

No Matter How High Is The Sky

No Matter How High Is The Sky,
How Deep The Ocean Is,
How Strong The Wind Is,
How Wide A river Is,
I Just Wanna Tell You That..
They Are None Of Your Business!

Pasand Hai Soorat Hume Laakhon Men Unki

Pasand Hai Soorat Hume Laakhon Men Unki,
Koi JaaduTo Hai Zaroor Aankhon Men Unki,
Ghayal Dil Ki Baaton Ko Wo Jaane Ya Na Jaane,
Humne To Bitaya Hai Pal Pal Yaadon Men Unki!

Us Bewafa Se Hai Mujhko Ye Gila

Us Bewafa Se Hai Mujhko Ye Gila,
Sunkar Bhi Meri Maur Na Aaye Bewafa,
Markar Bhi Unke Waaste Apni To Hai Dua,
Jisne Mita Diya Mujhe Wo Khush Rahe Sada!

Duaaon Par Humari Aitbaar Rakhna

Duaaon Par Humari Aitbaar Rakhna,
Dil Men Apne Na Koi Sawaal Rakhna,
Dena Chaahte Ho Agar Khushiya Hamen,
To Bas AAP Khush Rehna Aur Apna Khayaal Rakhna

Jawaab Naa De sako To Sawaal Naa Karna

Jawaab Naa De sako To Sawaal Naa Karna
Inkaar Naa Sun Sako To Izhaar Naa Karna
Toot Jaate Hai Aksar Logon Ke Dil
Agar Nibha Na Sako To Dost Pyaar Naa Karna!

Difference Between Pleasure And Torture

Difference Between Pleasure And Torture:
Pleasure Is Thinking Of You
And Torture Is Thinking Of You Two Much!

If You Want To Be Happy Then

If You Want To Be Happy Then...
Never Hate...
Always Smile...
Live Simple...
Don't Worry
Give A Lot...
Expect A Little...
And Have A Person Like Me...
Who Always Remembers You!!

I have Purchased A New kodak Camara

I have Purchased A New kodak Camara
Let Me Take Your Photo Please..
Stand Still...
Don't Move,
Smile Please...
Ready....
Click!!
Oh Ho ... Sorry
People Who Live In Someone's Heart
They Can't Have A Snap!!

I Wish You In My Bed

I Wish You Were Here
In My Room
On My Bed
With The Lights Off
Under The Blanket
And I Will Show You My....



New Watch! It Glows In The Dark.

Stop Kissing And Save Pakistan

Kiss Is The Key Of Love
Love Is The Key Of Marriage
Marriage Is The Box Of Children
And Yhe Children Are The Problem Of Pakistan
So Stop Kissing And Save Pakistan!!

Class Rooms And Trains Similarity

Class Rooms And Trains Similarity:
First Two Benches Are Executive Coaches
Reserved For VIP's
Middle Two Are General Compartment
And Last Two Are Sleeper Class!

People Stick Their Noses In My Business

Abhishek: I Am Delighted When
People Stick Their Noses In My Business
John: Why? What Do You Do?
Abhishek: I Have A Company
Which Makes Tissue Papers!

Psychiatrist's receptionist comes

Psychiatrist's receptionist comes
And Says To The Doctor:
A Man Has Come And Says He
Can Make Himself Invisible?
Psychiatrist: Tell Him That
I Can't See Him Right Now!!

Patient: Doctor, Will I be Able To

Patient: Doctor, Will I be Able To
Play Piano After The Operation
Doctor; Yes You Can Play, No Problem!
Patient: That's Great! I Could Not Play It Before!

Yaaron Dosti To Zindagi Hoti Hai

Yaaron Dosti To Zindagi Hoti Hai,
Yeh To har Dil Me Basi Hoti Hai,
Zindagi To Kuchh Log Akele Bhi Bita Lete Hai,
MagarZaroorat DOSTI Ki Har Kisi Ko Hoti Hai!

Tanhaayion Me Muskurana Ishq Hai

Tanhaayion Me Muskurana Ishq Hai,
Ek Baat Ki Sabse Chhupaana Ishq Hai,
Vaise To Hume Neend Aati Nahi Raat Bhar,
Jaagte Hue Sona Aue Sote Hue Jaagna Ishq Hai!

24 Sweet Hours Makes 1 Sweet Day

24 Sweet Hours Makes 1 Sweet Day
7 Sweet Days Makes One Sweet Week
4 Sweet Weeks Makes One Sweet Month
But 1 Sweet Person Like You
Makes My Entire Life Sweet!

Relation Between Two Eyes

Do You Know The Relation
Between The Two Eyes..
They Blink Together
They Move Together,
They Cry Together,
They See Things Together
And They Sleep Together
But Still They Never See Each Other
This Is True Relationship.

If Ten People Care For You

If Ten People Care For You,
One Of Them Is Me,
If One Person Cares For You,
That Would Be Me Again,
If No One Cares For You
Then I Am Not In This World.

Happy Marriage Anniversary

If I Met You On Tomorrow
I Would Still Give You My Heart
If You Should Say "Do You Still Love Me?"
I Would Say "Till Death Do Us Apart"
Happy Marriage Anniversary

Dreaming Of You Makes My Night Worthwhile,

Dreaming Of You Makes My Night Worthwhile,
Thinking Of You Makes Me Smile,
Having You Is The Best Wish I have Ever,
Loving Is You What I Plan To Do Forever.

Kya Hai Zindagi?

Kya Hai Zindagi?
Dekho To Khwaab Hai Zindagi,
Padho To Kitaab Hai Zindagi,
Suno To Gyan Hai Zindagi,
Par Haste Raho To Asaan Hai Zindagi

Sweet Cute SMS Text Messages

How Would You Know If
He Really Loves You?
It's when You Scream, He Is Calm,
When You Slap Him, He Kisses You,
When You Cry, He Hugs You,
When You Tell Him You Hate Him
He Tells You He Loves You

When The Times Come

When The Times Come
I Can't Smile Anymore
Don't Worry About Me.
I Know What To Do..
I Will Just Stare At One Corner
And Think Of You..
No One Else Could Make Me Happy
Like The way You Do.

I Am Going To Write

I Am Going To Write
On All Bricks
'I Miss You'
And I Wish That One
Falls On Your Head..
So That You Know How It Hurts,
when You Miss A Special Friend Like You

A Kiss Is A Lovely Trick

A Kiss Is A Lovely Trick
Designed By Nature To
Stop Speech When
Words Become Superfluous
--Ingrid Bergman

True Friendship Is Like Sound Health

True Friendship Is Like
Sound Health...
The Value Of It Is Seldom Known
Until It Be Lost.
-Charles Caleb Colton

The Word Trust Is The Basis Of All Relation

The Word 'Trust' Is The
Basis Of All Relation,
But A Small Mistake Made,
Can Change It's Entire Meaning,
Missing 'T' can 'RUST' The Relation.

A Girl Danced On The Stage
Everybody Clapped
She Stripped Off Her Clothes
Nobody Clapped...
Why???
Because Both Hands Are required for Clapping!

A Toilet Is Like A Committee Meeting

A Toilet Is Like A Committee Meeting..
People Come With A Lot Of Pressure,
Create A Lot Of Noise,
And Finally Drop The Matter!!

Teacher Asks Student

Teacher Asks Student:
How Will You Say Good Bye To Sky?
Student: Tata_Sky

Keeping A Friend Is

Keeping A Friend Is
As Difficult As Losing One,
You Sacrifice A Lot To Keep Them,
I May Not Have Sacrifice Enough For You,
But In My Heart.. I Swear I Am Keeping You

If Friends Were Flowers

If Friends Were Flowers,
I Would Not Pick You,
I Will Let You Grow In The Garden,
And Cultivate You With Love And Care,
So I Can Keep You As A Friend Forever.

Like The Needle Of The Clock

Friendship Is Like The Needle Of The Clock
Though We Are In Same Clock,
We Are Not Able To Meet,
Even If We Meet It's Only For Few Seconds,
But Most Important Is We Always Stay Connected.

Without Humor Life Sucks

Without Humor Life Sucks
Without Courage Life Is Difficult,
Without Love Life Is Hopeless,
Without Sweet Friends Like You
LIFE IS IMPOSSIBLE !!

A Truth Of Love

A Truth Of Love...
You May Fall In The Love
With The Beauty Of Someone
But Remember,
Finally You Have To
Live With The Character
And Not With The Beauty.

Tanhai Jab Kismat Me Likhi Thi

Tanhai Jab Kismat Me Likhi Thi,
To Kya Shikayat Apne Aur Begane Se,
Hum Mit Gaye Jinki Chahat Me,
Wo Baaz Nahi Aate Hume Aazmaane Se.

When Words Are Not Enough

When Words Are Not Enough
To Express Your Feelings...
Don't Think That You Are In Love
You Just Need To Join
English Speaking Course

Shines Like A Pearl

If A Drop Of Water Falls In A Lake
It Has No Identity, But
If It Falls On A Leaf Of A Lotus
It Shines Like A Pearl,
So Choose The Best Place You Can SHINE!