Mohabbat wo hai jo satati hai

Mohabbat wo hai jo satati hai,
Nazuk se dil ko tadpaati hai,
Karna na tum kisi se kabhi mohabbat,
Kambakht ye wo hai,
Jo haste logon ko rulati hai.

Andheri Sadak, Sunsaan Kabristaan

Andheri Sadak,
Sunsaan Kabristaan,
Sooni Haveli,
Kaala Aasmaan,
Raat ho Gai hai
Ab To So Ja Shaitaan!

Hoga Dard To Hum Muskura Lenge

Hoga Dard To Hum Muskura Lenge,
Kisi Ke Toote Dil Ko Seene Se Hum Laga Lenge,
Chupayenge jab Bhi Wo Apne Aansoo,
Hum Bhi Kisi Kone Me Ashk Baha Lenge.

There is no reason for this sms

There is no reason for this sms,
I just want to steal a single moment,
Out of your busy life and hope
I can make you smile and say:
"I Miss You"

Live with no excuses

Live with no excuses, No regrets,
When life gives you hundred reason to cry,
Show life that you have thousands reason to smile,
Keep Smiling!!!!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch to hua hai Kuch ho gaya hai,
Exam ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab kuch Alag hai, Sab kuch Naya hai.

Hoton pe dosti ke

Hoton pe dosti ke fasane nahi aate,
Sahil pe samandar ke khazaane nahi aate,
Udne do parindon ko shauk hawa me,
Fir laut ke college ke zamane nahi aate.

Santa: Ik waari main chota hunda si

Santa: Ik waari main chota hunda si,
Main Kutub Minar ton gir gaya c,
Banta: Phir mar gaya c ke bach gaya c?
Santa: mainu yaad nahi bahut purani gal hai.

Men are like pack of Cards

Men are like pack of Cards:
A "HEART" to love them,
A "DIAMOND" to marry them,
A "CLUB" to smack them &
A "SPADE" to bury the body.

A Good friend Is Like A Computer

A Good friend Is Like A Computer
Me "ENTER" In Your Life
"SAVE" You In My Heart
"FORMAT" All Your Problems
"SHIFT" You to Oppoertunities
And Never "DELETE" You From My "MEMORY"

In The Corridor Of A Government Office

In The Corridor Of A Government Office,
A Signboard Stated: "Don't Make Noise"
Some one Added: The Following Words:
"Otherwise We May Wake Up"

Santa Fell From A Tall Building

Santa Fell From A Tall Building,
And Escaped Unhurt,
A Passerby: Tere Sath Waheguruji The,
Santa: Main Bhi Soch Raha Tha
Kisi Ne Mujhe Dhakka Zaroor Diya Hai.

Na "Sacchai" Badi Hai

Na "Sacchai" Badi Hai,
Na "Khuddari" Badi Hai,
Na "Bhalai" Badi Hai,
Na "Imaandari" Badi Hai,
Bada Wo Hai Jiske Ghar ke Bahar
"Mercedez Benz" Khadi Hai.

Who is the first Indian who delared that he is Gay?

Who is the first Indian who declared that he is Gay?
A: manoj Kumar, because he sings...
Bus Yahi Apraadh Bar Bar Karta Hu
Aadmi Hu Aadmi Se Pyar Karta Hu...

Ek sharabi eye donate karne gaya

Ek sharabi eye donate karne gaya.
Doctor ne poocha kuch kehna hai?
Sharabi bola: Jise ye aankhen lagana
Use bata dena... ye aankhen
4 peg peene ke baad hi khulti hai!

Liquor is an enemy of our country

Liquor is an enemy of our country.
We must finish it.
I take a quarter,
You take a half,
Ask your friend to take full,
And lets empty the stock...
Enjoy!

It takes thousand workers to build castle

It takes thousand workers to build castle,
Million soldiers to protect country,
Just one woman to make a happy home,
Let's thank Kaamwali Bai (Maid servant)

If all the big companies start selling condoms?

Pepsodent Condom: Raat bhar Dhishum Dhishum
Colgate Condom: Yeh hai hamara suraksha chakra
Nokia Condom: Connecting People
MRF Condom: Extra rubber, Extra mileage
Moov Condom: Aah se Ahaa tak
Mirinda Condom: Zor ka jhatka dheere se lage
Godrej hair dye condom: Kaato, kholo aur lagao
Sprite Condom: Bujhaye only pyaas, Baaki sab bakwaas
Iodex condom: Andar tak jaye, Garmahat laye.

Lady to the doctor over phone

Lady to the doctor over phone
"Doctor, I beg of you, Please
Prescribe something immediately
To reduce my weight.
my husband has given me a
Wonderful birthday present
And I can't get into it.

Girl: If we get married will you give up smoking?

Girl: If we get married will you give up smoking?
Boy: yes
Girl: Drinking too?
Boy: Yes
Girl: And going to club at night?
Boy: yes
Girl: What else can you give up?
Boy: The idea of getting married with you

When you were born

When you were born.
The heaven rejoiced!!!
Angels celebrated!
And god smiled...
Aur maine unko kehte suna
"Chalo chutkara to mila"

A call girl goes to bank

A call girl goes to bank
To deposit 1000/- Rs. note
Teller said: Its fake note
Call Girl: Oh god I have been raped.

Undino kaafi dar lagta tha

Undino kaafi dar
lagta tha
Nachna
Gana
Khelna
Party
Uff
Bahar jaana
Gilepan ka dar
Ki koi
Daag
Na
Lag
Jaye
Fir
Maine
Khareed hi
Liya
Sirf
20 rs
Me..



'Mobile Cover'

Ek Ajnabi Se Mujhe Itna Pyar Kyun Hai
Inkaar Karne Par Chahat Ka Ikrar Kyun Hai
Use Paana Nahi Apni Taqdeer Me Shayad
Phir Bhi Har Mod Par Uska Intezaar Kyun Hai.

The Average Man Has Probably Thought

The Average Man Has Probably Thought
Twice about Running Away From Home,
Once A Child And Once As A Husband

I Have Found Many Friends Along Life’s Road,
And Many Have Brightened My Life
And Helped Shape Who I Am,
But No One Has Touched My Life Like You,
You Are My Best Friend.

Santa: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai?

Santa: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai?
Banta: Main Ja Raha Hu.
Santa: Aise Nahi jaane dunga
Pahle matlab bata

A Dying Husband Said To His Wife:
Dear! Our Fourth Son Always Looked Different From Others,
Did He Have A Different Father?
Wife: Yes..
Husband: Who?
Wife: You.

Aap Jab Samne Se Gujar Jaate Hai

Aap Jab Samne Se Gujar Jaate Hai,
Armaan Dil Ke Ubar Jaate Hai,
Dekh Kar Aapki Pyari Surat,
Murjhaye Hue Phool Bhi Khil Jaate Hai.

Patni: Agar MainGhar Cchodkar Bhag Gayi

Patni: Agar MainGhar Cchodkar
Bhag Gayi To Kya Karoge?
Pati: Paper Me Ad Dunga
Patni (Khush Hote Hu): Kya Likhoge?
Pati: Jahan Raho Khush Raho!

Door Nigahon Se Bar Bar Na Jaya Karo

Door Nigahon Se Bar Bar Na Jaya Karo,
Dil Ko Is Kadar Na Tadpaya Karo,
Tum Bin Ek Pal Bhi Na Jee Sakenge Hum,
Ye Ehsaas Bar Bar Na Dilaya Karo

SMS Me Bhi Ek Masti Hai

SMS Me Bhi Ek Masti Hai,
Ye Call SE Bhi Zyada Sasti Hai,
SMS Neend Ko Bhagati Hai,
Dimag Ko pakati hai,
Aur In Sab Se Badhkar,
Aapko Humari yaad Dilati Hai.

Zindagi Ka Raaz Raaz Rehne Do

Zindagi Ka Raaz Raaz Rehne Do
Koi Hai agar Aitraaz, Aitraaz Rehne Do,
Jab Ye Dil Dil Se Baat Karna Chaahe,
Dost Ye Mat Kehna Aaj Rehne Do.

Rishta Humara Is Jahan Me Sabse Pyrara Ho

Rishta Humara Is Jahan Me Sabse Pyrara Ho,
Jaise Zindagi Ko Saanso Ka Sahara Ho,
Yaad Karna Mujhe Us Pal Me,
Jab Tum Akele Ho Aur Koi Na Tumhara Ho.

Main Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta

Main Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta,
Magar Kya Karu Mujhe Kuch Kaam Tha,
Main Tumhare Liye Doob K Marta,
Magar... Mujhe Zukhaam Tha.

Jo Patane Se Na Pate Aisi Koi Ladki Nahi

Jo Patane Se Na Pate Aisi Koi Ladki Nahi...
Jo Patane Se Na Pate Aisi Koi Ladki Nahi...
Phir Bhi agr Na pate To ....
To Ladkiyon Ki Kami Hai Kya?
LAGE RAHO...

Bina Dard Ke Aansoo Bahaye Nahi Jaate

Bina Dard K Aansoo Bahaye Nahi Jaate,
Bina Pyar K Rishte Nibhaye Nahi Jaate,
Zindagi Me Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna,
Kisi Ko Rula K Apne Sapne Sajaye Nahi Jaate.

Dar Lagta Hai Kisi Ko Apna Banane Me

Dar Lagta Hai Kisi Ko Apna Banane Me,
Dar Lagta Hai Kuch Vaade Nibhane Me,
Pyar To Ek Pal Me Ho Jaata Hai Yaaro,
Suna Hai Umar Lag jaati Hai Use Bhulane Me.

Mohabbat Ko Mazboori Ka Naam mat Dena

Mohabbat Ko Mazboori Ka Naam mat Dena,
Haqeekat Ko Hadson Ka Naam Mat Dena,
Agar Dil Me Ho Pyar Kisi Ke Liye To,
Use Kabhi Dosti Ka Naam Mat Dena.

Sun May Stop Shining

Sun May Stop Shining,
Earth May Stop Rotating,
Candle May Stop Melting,
Fishes May Stop Swimming,
Heart May Stop Beating,
But Your Brain Will
Never Start Working!

Ye Nafrat Buri Hain Na Paalo Isey

Ye Nafrat Buri Hain Na Paalo Isey,
Dile Me Khalish Hai, Nikalo Isey,
NaIska, NaUska, Na Tera, Na Mera,
Ye Sab Ka Watan Hai, Bachalo Isey

Unko yaad karne ka hisaab na aaya

Unko yaad karne ka hisaab na aaya,
Mere kisi bhi sawaal ka jawaab na aaya,
Hum jaagte rahe unki yaad mein,
Unhe sokar bhi humara khwaab na aaya.

Chup chup ke tanha ro lenge

Chup chup ke tanha ro lenge,
Ab dil ka dard kisi se na bolenge,
Neend to aati nahi raaton ko,
Ab jab maut ayegi to
Jee bhar ke so lenge.

Laga hai teer seene me

Laga hai teer seene me,
Jigar fariyaad karte hai,
Jise tum bhula baidhe ho,
Wo tumhe yaad karte hai

Sweet like Honey

Sweet like Honey,
Costly like money,
Pretty like flower,
Blessing like shower,
Busy like a bee,
Thank god for giving you
A cool friend like me.

Todna hota to rishta hum na banate

Todna hota to rishta hum na banate,
Ummeed nahi hoti to hum sapne na sajaate,
Aitbaar kiya humne aapki dosti par,
Bharosa na hota to aapse haath na milate.

Hamse Koi Gila Ho Jaye To Maaf Karna,
Yaad Na Kar paye To Maaf Karna,
Dil Se To Hum Apko Kabhi Bhulte Nahi,
Per Ye Dil Hi Ruk Jaye To Maaf Karna.

Har ek muskurahat muskan nahi hoti

Har ek muskurahat muskan nahi hoti,
Nafrat ho ya mohabbat aasan nahi hoti,
Aansu gam ke aur Khushi ke ek se hote hai,
Magar inki pehchaan aasan nahin hoti!!

Bina Chot Khaye Ehsas Nahi Hota

Bina Chot Khaye Ehsas Nahi Hota,
Har Koi Duniya Me Khas Nahi Hota,
Magar Jiski Arzoo Dil Se Ho Jati Hai,
Wo Hi Shaks Hamare Paas Nahi Hota.

Ruthe hue ko manana zindagi hai

Ruthe hue ko manana zindagi hai,
Dosto ko hasana zindgi he,
Koi jeet kar khush hua to kya hua,
Sabkuch har kar muskurana bhi zindagi hai.

Khushi itni ho ki dikha sako

Khushi itni ho ki dikha sako,
Gum bas itna ho jise chipa sako,
Zindagi me kam se kam ek dost aisa ho,
Jiske saah udaasi me bhi muskura sako.